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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Come on guys. Guys, come on. I mean come on guys.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's ok son. That mean Quaid can't hurt you anymore. You're safe here.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    It's all just a ruse. We'll be direct snapping it to him out wide and he'll throw bombs all over the field. It's genius!
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    hodj you have turned my house of healing, a safe space as it were, into a battlefield. Have a seat in my office and let's talk about it. Perhaps you would like to wear this jacket? It'll make you feel like you're hugging yourself and I think you need a hug right now.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    So I got this at the store the other day. I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in a meat product before. It literally tastes and smells like dirt. Pretty much exactly like dirt. Not even the slightest hint of salami or cheddar flavor, the only two things it's supposedly made out of...
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Quaid, I'll have to ask you to stop engaging the patient. You're damaging what meagre progress to recovery he's made.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    Preseason rankings: 1) WVU 2-25) who cares See you January folks
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Well that would explain how you got any enjoyment out of gone home.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The only thing I call Gone Home is boring. Past that, who fucking cares.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    I didn't either until I found these and looked them up, and I'm 99.9% they are legit. I mean who pays fucking $140 for non polarized sunglasses? Now I have to buy replacement lenses. I basically just found $40 bill I have to pay now.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    dbl
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    Found of a pair oakleys. Lenses aren't polarized. Fuckin' Obama.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pras that shit. Now I don't have to cancel my wedding. Bros, my extended leave of absence officially comes to end next Tuesday. Been swamped the last few weeks and had to cut out EQ entirely to get shit done.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Good to see you holding fast to the first and far more retarded point then.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    "The way I see it, Sarkeesian wasn't selling anything at all. She was speaking her mind." Yeah, you're right. I definitely have trouble reading. Not even remotely close to what you said.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    No it pretty much guarantees worse and fewer mods. By putting everyone in competition with each other, most collaboration and shared resources will cease to exist.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    lol "Anita wasn't selling anything! She was speaking her mind and people decided to shower her with money!" You never cease to amaze me Tan.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Assistant Bisi, I think we'll need a wider cone piece on our judas cradle.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    Use deluge or qbitorrent. No reason to use utorrent in this day and age.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    Yeah bro go buy some mods "out of spite". Sounds like you got that "being a fucktard" thing totally covered.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    "lol it'll be fine" -Gabe Newell
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    And now you never will because you can't afford them after gambling away your rent.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    It takes a special kind of person to take a look at the extra sales and longevity that a vibrant mod community bring to game and think to themselves "Why aren't these people giving us more money?" This industry is pathetic.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    Turning modding from a hobby into a for profit venture will destroy it. Modding won't cease to exist but the current community will definitely be destroyed. As a gamer and consumer, I can't think of anything good about this.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Valve adds paid modding

    I'm glad the video game industry has managed once again to "fix" something that wasn't broken in the first place. Bravo.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel's Daredevil

    I don't get why everyone hates foggy so much. He's just a guy. Pretty much all I have to say about him.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Star Wars: Battlefront, as told by Dice on Frostbite 3 (PS4?/XBone?/PC?)

    I hope everyone that pre-orders this game falls down a well.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Welcome back Tanoomba. Assistant Bisi, fetch me the judas cradle. It's time to get serious with the rehab.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Lyrical, does Batman need power armor to solo God?
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Your argument is that they aren't going to make a multi-million dollar blockbuster movie called "Batman vs Superman" in which superman simply tosses batman into the sun in the first two seconds of the fight? Really going out on a limb there pal. I would never expose myself like you have here.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    All these years I've wasted not raping.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    Just tried to go to comicbt for the first time in a bit and now I see that it's changed to a new site and my login doesn't work anymore.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Minnesota Thing...Liquor Ban Still In Effect.

    I don't know anyone that would describe Sheetz as a "burger franchise". It's a gas station that has food.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Not even spells? I got 2 spells on the very first raid I went on.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    My holo membership is like a month old and I've gotten a piece of loot on more raids than I've come away with nothing.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel's Daredevil

    I really enjoyed this. I get most peoples' complaints about it though. My feelings are that S2 is probably going to blow S1 out of the water now that we have the origin stories for DD/Kingpin out of the way.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I dunno what all you nerds are shitting your pants over. Looked like a pretty standard trailer to me. Not great, not bad. Batman power armor looked pretty legit. Should be an alright movie at the least.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Minnesota Thing...Liquor Ban Still In Effect.

    Can't we just execute people who support laws like this?
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Toodles

    If you can scrape enough money together to place just one more bet then everything will be OK. I mean how many times in a row can a guy lose? You're due.