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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    the economics of suffering in wv

    Alpacas only brah
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Family medical emergency may prevent me from playing all this week. Don't leave me too far behind bros.
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    Red > blue 1v1 me fgts
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    the economics of suffering in wv

    Bro my uncle will let you dock it at his place on cheat lake for a nominal fee.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Unfortunately we aren't seeing much progress with patient Tanoomba. I fear he will relapse almost immediately upon release and recommend an extension on his current stay.
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    Red99

    Looks like I missed some shit this weekend. Went on a brotrip to the brofest with my bros and we bro'd out hard this weekend. Should be back in saddle tonight.
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    Red99

    If you make a druid, we'll ignore you.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Fuck Comcast

    Everytime I see my comcast bill I feel like poor decision making Rob Lowe. Seems pretty accurate to me.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You seem rustled Tanoomba. Let's talk about it. Let it all out bro.
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    You would quit long before P99 is shut down by an injunction. I mean it's been up for what? 6 years now? You might as well never play on any emu ever if this is too unstable for you and you get so invested in pixels that you can't stand the thought of it being shut down.
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    Red99

    Also, Velious is dropping literally on the day of my wedding.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Are you like actually good at this game now? WTF bro that wasn't part of our agreement. Always down for Kedge. Someone loan me some plat so I can up my tinkering enough to make an aqualung/rebreather. LFM KEDGE KEEP
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Winning fashion quest bros
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pretty salty + mad jelly right now tbh
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    36 hours in kedge with nothing to show for it except the satisfaction of helping a bro and fucking ismaris over here still getting hit with that pixel golden shower. We're just stepping stones on his path to greatness bro.
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    Red99

    What time we hitting up kedge today bros?
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    Red99

    R.I.P. Ismaris, never to log in again after he beat EQ. He won't be missed.
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    Red99

    PRAS PIXELS
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    Red99

    I LOVE KEDGE
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Just fattening you up for the kill later bro
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Hit with an HT while handing in muffins. Freeport is fucking Detroit.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Confirmed working. Thanks for protip.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    290% for a full group breh.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Screwed me out of a Tolapumj robe too. THANKS ISMARIS
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pras the zerg. Pras gains. Pras pixels. Also, Ryoz getting dunked on today. It's a ruff life dawg but it'll get better.
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    Red99

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    Eomer, return to us

    I didn't mean it baby. Just come back home and I won't ever hurt you again I swear.
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    Eomer, return to us

    Fucking guy sends you that but doesn't even post in this thread? Bastard. I don't even want him back.
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    Red99

    While we're in kedge let's kill phinny. Get me my epic bros.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Did you really think that could come in and begin to carpet bomb the thread with a week's worth of responses immediately after being released from the shaw and that would be OK? Being shawed is supposed to be a learning process Tan. That's why we call it rehabilitation. You do something, you get...
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Sorry I can't help you dawg.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Bible shaped cakes with anti-gay messages on them? Sounds like a party I want to be at.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    New Progression Server confirmed

    Think you'd be able to let it go by now then. Guess not.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Will watch based solely on this article.
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    Red99

    Bro the nerds on this box can't even agree to a rotation on blue. There is zero chance they could handle a rotation on a server where they can actually just kill each other.
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    Red99

    they h8 us cuz they anus
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    Red99

    Besides, most people will be pretty cool if you just take it with a laugh. Until you put on a holo tag at least. Then they'll shit on you as much as possible in a very hateful way.
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    Red99

    Bro try not to get so rustled over some PvP or life will be ruff. You must let the shame of defeat roll off your back like water on a duck and later cleanse yourself in the blood of your enemies. I've done it exactly once and it feels p good.
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    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    "straight" man regularly browses gay porn sites to remind himself how uncomfortable women feel all the time. I think a visit to his local psychiatric health facility could do Arthur a world of good.