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In my experience, comcast will NEVER bill you what they say they are going to bill you. They will fuck you every goddamn month with this bullshit. Even if they do fix something, your bill is just going to be wrong again next month.

I haven't watched wrestling in a while. Who is the the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today?

I hope Belichek walks the sidelines at the superbowl with a bicycle pump on his belt and then him and Brady ride off into the sunset with the Lombardi trophy, never to be seen again.

There's nothing that could make me care about this. Is it next Sunday yet?

I think a better way to handle this would be to abolish the rule and let all the teams inflate/deflate all their balls to whatever psi they want. Then we could have awesome graphics during the games showing what psi each team favors and have nerds in white coats tell us what effect this may or...

Half the league is on drugs, we got refs blowing crucial calls in every game, and you coming at with some bullshit about underinfalted balls? In the NFL?

Why the fuck should pats fans be disappointed or frustrated? Fuck that. Literally who gives a fuck about some underinflated balls? If I was a pats fan I'd be rubbing it in everyone's face telling them to go buy some men's uggs and worship at the altar of Brady. Whiny faggots are mad about...

Seriously. I like a good hush puppy but bro regular ass seafood restaurants will give you unlimited hush puppies for free with your meal. If I'm paying $40 for a seafood buffet I'm going to eat at least 10 crabs and 6 different kinds of shellfish. That's like going to a chinese buffet and...

I ate at the Phillips in Ocean city last summer. I ate at least $200 worth of seafood.

In my expert medical opinion, the most likely outcome is a severe shrinking of the testis coupled with the growth of some new ovaries. In other words, you are well on your way to rerolled fame.

They mean they bought it from a website. Like "I bought my crack off Tyrone behind the subway." like vvoid said, they are trying to say they bought it off online.

I watch mmatv through xbmc on my fire TV and it is pretty much indistinguishable from a regular HD network broadcast.

So if we fill out this form and check oral sex but not gagging oral sex and while going down on me, she starts to gag, did I just rape her or did she rape me?

Johnny would you leave your wife if you found out she was cheating on you? What would upset you more, if it was just some guy or if she was banging gigolos?

What's milk day?

Yep

People who say they bought something "offline" when they mean they bought it on the internet.

Rodgers is going to sink into a deep depression and fill his nights with cocaine fueled gay sex orgies. This is the end of Rodgers. He only plays 2 more seasons tops before washing out completely and testing positive for HIV at the local free clinic.

Somebody post one of those graphs that shows each teams chance to win throughout the game. I want to see how low it went at that last Wilson interception.

LOOOOOOOOOL

I'd say there's probably about a 95% chance that he is killed at the end of the show so just wait for it if you want to see him lose.

If I had a friend who went out and slept with a 30 year old dude with giant red devil horns, I'd have a hard time ever respecting her again.

What's the thread consensus on salad tossing though?

He punches them with his freedom fists. No evil can withstand the might of American justice.

I'm getting married this year. Does that mean I have to start posting here? How long do I have before I start hating all women and have to turn my hair into devil horns?

You aren't a man unless your sack is as smooth as a rock at the bottom of a stream.

They don't need to establish any of that because it's already obvious why they follow cap. He is the embodiment of America, the greatest, best, freest country that God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

Be a man. Use a straight razor to shave your balls.

I thought gays were supposed to be well groomed. What kind of monster bush do you have that it actually requires blow drying?

Peyton isn't too old for the playoffs. He has always sucked in the playoffs.

The SEC will not win a title within the next 5 years. Mark it down.

Thinking that pissing in the shower is "creepy" definitely makes you the creepy one.

This sport makes me sick.

Did this lil' Wakandan just pick out one of the best scenes in the entire series as an example of what's bad about it?

A common affliction among osu fans.

Is butterflies some kind of STD?

Most likely to be arrested for taking a shit in an alley

Smelliest pussy Most likely to rob your house with her meth head boyfriend Deadest eyes while fucking Most likely to rot your dick off

Who could have predicted that Peyton Manning would have a bad game in the playoffs?! This is so out of the ordinary. What a shocker.