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What the fuck is a christmas cracker?

You people just give this shit out for free now? In my day, I had to slave over a red hot photoshop for 14 hours a day putting santa hats on avatars for +nets.

I see the Michael Jordan of retards is here now. Looks like I have my work cut out for me.

Thank you Keenan Allen. I always had faith in you. I know I tried to trade you and joique bell for Josh Gordon before last weeks games but that was only to light a fire under your ass. Looks like that trade being rejected was a blessing, this week at least.

I'm not here to answer your questions. I'm here to rehabilitate you. Just calm down and we'll bring you some applesauce.

If you don't stop chimping out we'll have to administer shock treatment.

Let the healing begin.

I guess if I don't cum my shorts over a 5 second shot of the Millennium falcon then I'm not a star wars fan any more. I think now is probably a good time to duck out of this thread for at least a year.

I take it you haven't seen Prometheus then.

I don't think the lightsaber ruins the movie or anything I just think it looks really fucking stupid. I wish someone else was making it because I've yet to really enjoy any of Abrams work. I find pretty much all of it to be pretty boring. I don't hate it or anything it's just bland and not...

Spicy haiwaiian pizza is one of the best pizzas. What are compensating for with your vehement protestations Grimm? Afraid we'll find out you like a nice semen reduction sauce on your pizzas?

I don't care what the explanation is or whether or not it makes sense for it to be there. It just looks awful.

Fucking nobody cares about awards lol.

I wish someone besides Abrams was making this. That lightsaber looked really fucking stupid.

Looks like Huggins has a team he can make some noise with this year.

I got an itunes gift card for Christmas once. I think I just ended up throwing it away. Worst gift ever.

I bet chef orgof drops some phat lewt. Damn I can't wait to play this game!

Why do you need a big screen for viewing plain text?

2 years. They said it.

I think I'm going to start monitoring my up/down speed and pay comcast a percentage of my total bill based on the percentage of the advertised speed I am getting. I'll explain to them that I can't promise to pay that full amount on my bill every month due to a number of factors but might pay up...

My uncle met Bill Cosby last year. He looked at him and said "the belt will wail tonight" and Cosby started laughing and invited him to his table and they talked for 10 minutes. He did not rape my uncle.

It makes the guy who shot that rosebud scene look like a faggot. I already know its a 10/10, the only question is if after I watch it will it be 20/10.

Haha did Ole miss reaally lose 30-0 to fucking arkansas? The SEC really isn't any different than any other conference.

Gilg with hope? This frightens and confuses me.

That's weird because that post makes it seem you like you don't understand it at all.

Do you understand how comedy and satire work?

I sign a binding consent contract every time I masturbate and fax a copy to my lawyer. It's the only way to be safe.

Saw this trailer at the theater last night. I think when Vin literally said the words "One last ride..." it confirmed for me that this would be the greatest movie of all time. I can't wait.

Saw this trailer at the theater last night. I think when Vin literally said the words "One last ride..." it confirmed for me that this would be the greatest movie of all time. I can't wait.

Tanoomba is just mad because he's been fart raped so many times. He probably has PTFD by now.

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie.

We wear condoms when we bang our sisters. This isn't Alabama.

You think you're better than me sudeko?

What a shit fan you are. I'm still fucking psyched we went to the final four in 2010. We didn't even go to the tournament last year but I still watch every game.

Because that would suck? People watch college ball to root for their school. Who the fuck wants to watch the D-league even the talent goes there? It's not interesting to most people.

Glad I did the smart play and decided to pick up the chiefs defense this week. Probably my least successful season of Defense juggling ever.

Do you think the 2008 Detroit Lions are getting together tonight to drink champagne and smoke cigars?

When looking at the stats did you happen to notice kstate's rushing yard? Their ONE yard total?

Jesus the reffing in this game a fucking tragedy.