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Wow that site sucks. It doesn't even tell you anything remotely helpful about what you did wrong. I just keep getting "Runtime error" on a solution, gee thanks!

The $500k/year was just from my bonuses and stock earnings. I didn't want to make you all jealous discussing my salary

Hah yeah my wife is a solid 15/10 and she fucks me dry 30 times a day and also I make $500k/year

Hey, I still use asm. Teach those little shits how real men program

Nothing right now unfortunately, we took a break when my wife got pregnant. My wife was actually DM'ing (for the first time ever) and enjoyed it so much that she was creating her own campaigns. It was strangely incredibly awesome.

Agreed. Having a SSD is absolutely game-changing.

The Minecraft craze is nuts Bloodborne tops PS4, but that's the only system it's on so I'm not surprised.

Somerset, MA. Adjacent to shit stain fall river

You know what man? Peanut Butter M&Ms rule. But they changed that shit several years ago. They never said it anywhere, and I cant' confirm it, but I'm pretty sure after the salmonella break out in peanut butter they changed their recipe. They used to be incredible, but now they're just awesome.

The jerk-off story should be put in the hall of fame though, that shit is straight gold.

Probably was in the marriage thread and it wasn't me that posted it, so I can't remember. In fact if I find it now that I'm amod I'll probably remove it. It got weird.. too weird for me.

No no no, I have never posted her name or a picture. Someone else did and it hit way too close to home so I try not to comment on it anymore. I brought it on myself this time. It entered creepy levels before..

In the meantime is this a good sub? Amazon.com: Large-Keyboard Seal without F-keys: Computers Accessories

Pfft you peasants with your breakpoints. I put a hardware emulator directly on the Intel chip and do source level assembly code debugging while the chip is running. I'm of the thought that function length doesn't matter as long as it does what it needs to do. I've heard people say that a...

When I saw the trailer for this I thought the effects looked pretty decent, but with Sandler and James starring in it I knew it would flop. I didn't think it would be as bad as people are saying though.. yikes.

God damnit hodj it's not the same fucking thing you idiot! The cancer is preventable and curable, those people were innocent.. if there were really any people in the building to begin with. FALSE FLAGS!

I watched his sex tape, dude is packing a fuckin thermos

Only issue:

My 1976 Gibson LP Custom is awesome, but the drop in quality in recent years basically ensures I'll never buy one again

I was in the battle of the cocks with Camerous and look at me now. This could've been you wizardhawk...

Oh Worcester, the palladium is cool. I work in Hopkinton.

This is all I needed to read "Thesyllabusfor the interviews is very clear and simple"

You can come over too

I think places like Google might, but not in my work

Do you have acid finger tips?

Mist you can join me for Pathfinder, we live close enough

The cheerleader does crossfit, this pleases me

My wife used WH pads but wasn't told to freeze them, maybe someone was punking you

One of my interviewers made me step through assembly code for him. You could tell he did it because I put assembly on my resume and he wanted to catch me in a lie. Well I must've done fine because I got hired. Once hired I noticed they don't write anything in assembly at all.. so kind of a...

in summation you are a terrible person

No Java in our world (hardware/firmware), so of course. But it's more than that, he has an unnatural hatred for the language.

She has bro, high fives all around!!

Can you wrap bacon on anything to make it good? Like if I wrapped bacon around my cock would people legitimately weigh the pros and cons of sucking my dick ?

My manager told me if he sees Java listed as one of the top languages on a persons resume he just throws it away

Cool, we're on the antibiotics now. They did mention the old-wives remedy of the cabbage leaf, but said there wasn't much scientific backing to it. Maybe we'll try it anyways. The doctor told her to just keep pumping as much will come out because slowing down pumping won't necessarily slow...

That looks incredible but you'd need to gussy up the outside, maybe some garlic butter or something. That much plain crust would be tough to handle.

No I ate a few bites and then stopped, it was goddamn disgusting.

We just went a couple years ago on a Carnival Cruise, and they turned around scrubs. Their definition of "formal" was fairly lax though.

My stepfather once made a pizza and I assumed it was normal, but instead he used krafts singles for the entire cheese layer. Worst. Pizza. Ever.

We prefix everything, it's so much nicer for me to read "gSomeShitFucker" and know it's global than try to guess.