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I'm a little perplexed with how big this is.. watching that dude's stream last night where he had 18k viewers and was making like $10/second from donations and subs. Absolutely absurd and I don't even understand why the game is so popular.

her vagina gets bigger too, or pregnant

That's what she said. But seriously how can you say all starbursts taste the same when you put them all in your mouth at the same time. That's like saying all pizza tastes the same while layering a dominoes and pizza hut slice on top of eachother.

Michael Jordan is notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in the world, not only to teammates but fans as well.

If one is not perma-banned for such an egregious offense, the community shall perma-ban him themselves.

I was telling my wife if my company ever engineered a product as shitty as the X1/regular Comcast cable boxes we'd be out of business in a week. Comcast gets a monopoly so no one can do anything about it.

Has anyone had the new lemonade mtn dew? is it worth it? Or does it taste like pine-sol like that fucking bullshit baja blast ya'll made me try

Ok I read about their nationwide outage the other day, we weren't affected. But last night around 6:30-8:00/8:30 my wife was bitching because the X1 cable box wasn't displaying anything. That shit is infuriating. The regular cable internet worked..

I was the boss once. Fuck that. Good luck with being buddy-buddy with a few people and trying to maintain boundaries, I'm sure you'll find even the best of friends will undermine you when it benefits them. Trust me.

Why do uyou want bill gates to die? he's donated so much money and is a major humanitarian.

mmm mix until monochrome

all pizza tastes the same anyways

Fuck curing diseases, just print me new organs

Bought this game used a couple years ago and never gave it a shot but heard really great things. Is it that good?

?Wake up early in the mornin', eat that pussy like cold pizza?

Cool, didn't mean to sound shitty I think I just worded it strangely.

what are you some kind of pussy? McCheese eats that shit for an appetizer. Might even be considered a side salad.

You were right bro, I knew it but some people don't. I drained it about 4 times last night after getting home from work, about once per hour or two. It's definitely shrinking, and when I say "it" I mean what I discovered to actually be a carbuncle of 3 boils together. It just keeps getting...

What's the ps3 lineup for those at work? For the past year it's always been more interesting.

Do people play Draenei?

Bro really you gonna put a filet-o-fish commercial when we're talking about racism? I can't respond without sounding racist

That shit was cool when we did it in Psych 101.

start lifting bro, MAKING THOSE GAINS. You got T for dayzzzzzzzz

Man if it was on my buttcheek I would be way happier, the position of it really sucks. I had to drain it again, pure death.

See now you're coming around.

Just need to make sure they don't have faggot SJW writers anymore.

Someone had to say it, now that it's been said that's it. Let it simmer in your minds.

You're just trying to get me in so your colleagues get paid!! It's all a scam! It's properly drained now. I just did it again... smelled like hot death once again. Not the worst I've ever had, but pretty rough. I got out a "shit load", hopefully that is not in poor taste. I'm not going in...

Boils are always infected, from what I've read anyways.

I've had one before that actually was much smaller and smelled way worse, coincidentally from sitting funny at a Nascar race (Free tickets). The smell can only be described as pure death. It's got the smell of rotting food, mixed with shit, mixed with old people, mixed with everything you can...

Ok fine, but can we agree that if this was done at mcdonalds it would be all black people?

You can't do it here because of black families and rednecks. There I said it. Everyone knows it's true. Laquisha would feed her entire welfare horde for $11.

If there's an easy solution, I haven't heard of it. I wish I had though, bandage removal later is going to suck.

Not sure what LFT is, but I lived so I assume it was fine. I covered it up, almost begrudgingly. I kinda wish I shaved in between my ass cheeks and also my taint.

can you translate this? brb might be moving to japan

Is there something barring you from a true full-time teaching job? I mean, is this a stepping stone to your career or is this the desired path?

I won't be doing the legendary cloak questline. I wanted to if it was feasible, but there's no reason for me to spend all that time for a small chance of getting it. I did gear up my DK a little, just because it had terrible gear. Think I got to ilvl 515 or something around there in one day...

Oh man, the Utnayan train is here. 5 hours after launch dude is going to have this game.

If you pull out your contract you'll more than likely see a section that states how long they can legally expect you to stay in a hotel provided at their cost before you can terminate your lease. I know our contract had it because I actually read the thing before I signed it.

Couple things on this. First off let me start this out by saying I should have gone to the doctor. Hell.. some would say I still should, but I am a tough guy so I'm not (yet). Last night I popped 3 doses of Advil PM. Technically I think that's an overdose, but I spent the past 48 hours unable...