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  1. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    We just didn't want to know. My wife is super super super (x10000) fucking excited to be pregnant, and she really wanted to be surprised - she doesn't care. I see your points about people asking, but that's just the way it will be. As far as clothes and things, she wants gender-neutral (and a...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Insufflation (medicine) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I look at people that do pyramid selling schemes to be low sub-humans. What poor life choices have you made to lead yourself to this place, dear saleswoman?
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Anyone played DK in the expac? They've basically been neutering that class and although I still level it as my main I basically don't love it like I did when I was a MT in Ulduar hard modes back in the day. It may have been OP, but they ruined it. Hows it playing now? Is warrior the better tank?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro it takes some balls to wear a red jacket to prom
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I'm sorry, I cannot do that.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I pictured your avatar telling me to grow up and laughed hysterically.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I actually might resub myself, I usually do at the beginning of an xpac. My wife would never get naked willingly, but she is pregnant so who knows. What's the going $$ on pregnant titties based on trimester?
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    If my wife were to resub and wanted to join the guild, how much irl gold could I make by making her play naked and secretly having a webcam streaming it?
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    FireTV Stick

    Bro how long do you keep the audio app running? It ain't gonna burn in after a few hours
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The christmas shop is always a christmas hat, which your avatar is conveniently missing.
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    Share play and its usefulness

    To be honest if they just got rid of that gay PS4 GUI and replaced it with the PS3 one I'd be happier.. Or at least let us organize our own folders or dropdowns or something. They aren't really fixing it..
  13. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    I don't care what I have as long as it's healthy. We aren't finding out on this one for sure. Her birthday is next week so I bought her this book that is sort of a journal for the entire experience. You add in pictures as you go, fill in the blank things like "I think you are a ____ (sex)"...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    did anyone at the party guess who that was? I'd probably think it was a white guy dressing up as a black guy from the 1900's like zyyz alluded to
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    League Of Legends

    Finally sat down to play at 10:30PM. Cracked my knuckles, got comfortable, had my drink handy. Ready for a couple hours of learning to play. Tried Sivir in a co-op game, just because I had been playing her and wanted to try out some things I had seen on youtube. I dominated the co-op game...
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    League Of Legends

    Sure, I can 'try' to be on Saturday night, but I'm not sure. Pretty limited with a kid on the way right now. If I'm on I will be drunk as shit. Noodlefacev is my name on there.. someone took Noodleface........................................ .........................................
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    Games with terrible AI

    I think the worst part of TLoU, and maybe what supertouch was referring to, is some of the sneaking parts (like the first subway area) you're walking all quiet and sneaking and then Ellie comes up screaming "HEY JOEL WATCH OUT THERES DUDES" and all you can hear is her running like a horse in the...
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    Heroes of the Storm

    I will suck a man's dick for an invite. You can video tape it
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    League Of Legends

    I'll carry your balls while you carry my ass (I might suck them)
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    League Of Legends

    This is all good info guys! I'm working so tough to respond to how fast the thread is moving. While I catch up, what is smartcast?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I think the bacon comes out that way because it comes in a giant bag they microwave.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't want to start a fire in walmart
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    League Of Legends

    What's a good hero to start with? I also got Ashe. I like Shyvana or w/e the fuck her name was.
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    League Of Legends

    Just started playing this last night. I don't know why. Got to level 3 and started playing with people and instantly wish I hadn't. Jesus christ is everyone that plays this just a dick or what? I'm not even that bad, in the general sense that I know how the game is played - bad on the level...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Didn't he hit on a 16 year old at a party?
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    Slide Rules & Paleotechnology

    So are you a fuckin reptilian or what dude? Work smarter not harder. My teachers made us not use calculators, fine whatever. In the real world that's not how it works. My boss doesn't come up to me and go "ok.. solve this complex algorithm... NO CALCULATORS ALLOWED LOL"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I think the dried ghost peppers are a little tamer too, from what I've heard anyways.
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    Slide Rules & Paleotechnology

    I just graduated with a BS in computer engineering last year. Every calculus course (1-3) would not allow calculators on exams. I was allowed them in Diff EQ's, but there was no point with the exception of doing some arithmetic for some balance problems. I also took a Numerical Analysis grad...
  29. Noodleface

    Survivor

    I can just picture those two sluts ganging up on the poor sap that is married to the mom. Just like poor dale. I bet she gets enough alimony to buy those fake tits she's got too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In theory I feel like I could go through with it until I saw my wife with another man. That makes me greedy, sure, but I'd say most of us would feel the same way. I'm sure most of us would love to fuck an 18-year old cum slut now and again, but I can't.
  31. Noodleface

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Look I don't mind seeing a dong flapping around if it adds to the story.
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Guess I wasn't the only one, hahaha
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't believe I could let my wife sleep with another man either. Imagine if the roles were reversed. Any dude that did that to his disabled wife would be looked at as a scumbag.
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    Scorpion

    Probably an end tag. HTML YEAH!!
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    This makes me want to resub.. damn
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Man why would you order ghost pepper wings on a whim like that? A local place (Barrett's Alehouse) has a ghost pepper wing challenge that I'm thinking about doing. Although last time I got light-headed when I ate a bunch.
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    Survivor

    This has to be the most boring cast in recent memory. All bitches all the time. At least Rocker threatened to punch someone's teeth in.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Drunk on devil horn tears