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Well to be honest I've only banged one fat chick and she was extraordinarily good at blowjobs. I'm batting 1.000 right now, but I've only had one at bat.

What will be funny is all those people who said they'd pay for HBO if it was offered putting their money where there mouths are. I'm skeptical.

That story was just plain depressing man. We've fucked fat chicks before. They are great at blow jobs (usually) and can be fun but I pictured what Tuco posted as well. You must be in a rough dry spell to agree to that.

Pretty much true. I have to listen to my wife complain for hours after work. When I leave work all is forgotten.

Never change man. You say you're in shape but I don't believe it. BTW why aren't you eating them cold and dipping them in ranch sauce?

I can't see many people wanting to buy a phone that expensive... unless they do that payment plan BS

Man I was psyched for this game... maybe the redbox will have it for ps4

In the meantime you can play Pix the Cat. fuck.

What's your hardware/software background and what are you trying to accomplish? Just saying you want something to be the centerpiece of a project is one thing, actually narrowing the project down will help you better decide which direction to go. I am a RaspberryPi hobbyist, so I can answer...

I was intrigued by this, if only for the desire to play PS Vita games (hate handhelds). Guess this is a pass. I'm honestly surprised Ut bought one without first bashing everything about it up until the moment of release and then buying it.

Yeah Metformin is what I take.. I couldn't remember the name

On a scale of 1 to dog-jumping-through-window-behind-you what would you rate the terror factor?

Has the new ATG been leaked yet?

Man you're putting it in a stinky ass? Oh.. oh boy.

When I worked in the supermarket, the only people you saw shopping in the organic section were pasty white weirdos and occasionally the yoga-pant-wearing hot ass girls.

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I'm getting laid so much that my dick looks like when you microwave a hotdog for too long, think he was talking about Devil Horns

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Well, Bioware has been known for really shitty decisions. Can't wait to keep throwing my healing grenades. Yeah that totally doesn't sound fuckin' gay at all. Just picturing some turd in the party saying it over and over. Healing Grenade!! (lisp) Healing Grenade!! (lisp) Healing...

Well we have the school in our backyard, so at least I know there isn't a sex offender on my street.. yet..

I think it was the boring as fuck home school derail.

Yeah but that's true for most jobs. For what I was Doing before this they were charging $150/hr but I make roughly 1/4 of that

In my town there's been one murder in the past 20 years or something crazy, I think 0 rapes, but my town is really small. You go over to the bridge to Fall River and it's practically rape central. I think if you can walk through without getting murdered, stabbed, robbed, or raped you can call...

It's pretty expensive, but by rapey I think Vinen is referring to my chances of being raped while walking the street.

Why would they put him on insulin? They'll end up testing your fasting blood sugar twice to confirm diabetes and then do some blood work to check your A1C, cholesterol, etc. From there they'll probably put you on something to lower your glucose and maybe a statin for cholesterol. The name of...

My wife's family are all in the trades - most HVAC and the like. They make good money (the dad is over $100k, the sons around $60k). They're the type of people that if they went to college they would've had trouble and maybe settled for a terrible degree or failed out entirely and been in debt...

He'd pull them down first

You might get stabbed by a Boston sports fan's hidden homosexual dick

To be fair we don't know if Lumie is a man or a reptile.

There's Eagle's Deli in Boston that has the challenge (from Man v Food) where if you top the last record the new menu item you can name. Last I looked it was around 20 or so patties (plus about 5 pounds of fries).

Is your chrome up to date?

What if you completely reset Chrome? Click the Hotdog Icon in the upper right corner Select 'Settings' Click 'Show advanced settings' Find the section titled: 'Reset browser settings' Click 'Reset browser settings' In the window prompt that appears click 'Reset'

Red Bull tastes disgusting but Red Bull + Vodka is pretty good. Were they the first major energy drink in the US? I prefer no carb/sugar Monster (the white can) to anything else.. that stuff is my gasoline. Coffee tastes like turds mixed with dirt.

Got hammered on Saturday night and wanted to impress everyone with how good I was at this. At this point I fear logging in I may see all the orcs at P1000+

Watched about an hour worth of gameplay and seems fairly cool. Looks like limited ammo and bad guys hit fairly hard. I think the dev said their placement is pretty random too. Still going to wait for reviews... thanks destiny

The one right by the university? That place was crazy. I ate there and then came back the next day after class and the place was completely demolished, like the building just straight up disappeared. I never got to go to the futuristic Wendy's, but the same thing happened to the BK down the road...

Good ol' Massachusetts

It's a retirement pension, it becomes active when I'm 62 or something.

I should also mention both myself and my wife received the same pension buyout options as we both worked there for a long time. It's ridiculous and a pretty big hit on what we'd normally get, but there's too much of a gamble here.

McCheese plz