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sophisticated bro My brother came over last weekend and ate his pizza with a fork and knife so he wouldn't mung up his controller.. what a turd, everyone laughed at him.

I live in MA, so I have the unfortunate benefit of being humiliated whenever I go to Dunkin Donuts. All those faggot construction workers talking like I GOTTA PAHK MY CAH DUDE WICKED AHWESOME. Plus every human being with their 36 gallons of iced coffee every day. Fuck that place and fuck new...

Sugar cookies are the fuckin worst

Hah.. worried? Not really. I've never been a huge fan of lingerie. It seemed like a waste of money to me. Let me start off by stating she looked DAMN GOOD in it, especially the thong. It was a present to me on our anniversary that was both surprising and pretty awesome. It was worth whatever...

Enjoying my new job a lot. BIOS development is great - work directly with CPU architectures, PCI-e, memory, etc. What fucking sucks is the following. I'm transitioning to the new role while another guy is transitioning into my old role. The guy coming in is saying he has too many committments...

We had a Papa Gino's around here that had a drive-thru, was really weird. Also my mom used to be a store manager at a K-mart that had a Little Caesars inside of it. That shit was cash money and I always ate there. That was long before what they are now though.. the food was good.

I can agree with this. I know one person that works at her job with her and she always goes into much more detail with any story involving them. Off topic, wife took a couple pregnancy tests.. it's looking like a positive. Pretty sure it was conceived on our anniversary AKA night of the thong.

I remember first getting into console shooters for the PS3.. mostly I got it for RPGs but then all of my friends had the COD games so I joined in. I was absolute ass.. the worst. Now I feel really comfortable playing them. Not good by any means, but good enough that I can enjoy myself most of...

I wonder if it has changed much since you worked there though. I remember Olive Garden being amazing quality and tasting incredible (and worth the price), now it is way different - they even changed their logo and are doing that B1G1 meal thing. They can't be doing well, and I imagine they have...

Olive Garden is fuckin' great, and now you can buy dinner and take home a meal for the price of a single meal - fuck yeah. The food isn't bad at all (I am Italian). Sure it's frozen and re-heated shit, but it tastes good. The breadsticks are fucking awesome. My only real problem with Olive...

Been on vacation to Orlando and it was awesome (we could walk to Universal). Miami was a different story. Went from skid row with druggies possibly dead in the street to south beach with bare-fuckin-titties as far as the eye could see all within a 10 minute taxi ride.

I'm definitely the same about work. My wife will come home and regale me with an hour long tale about how shitty work was. When I come home I want to forget about it. Not to mention she doesn't know anyone that works here (and I don't know any at her place..) or what I really do. I mean, I could...

Yeah man that is common knowledge. If you give the woman the choice, she will turn down 83 of your ideas and then say "you pick" and then turn your idea down again and then finally say "I guess idea #1 is ok"

You have to take any review supertouch gives and assume the exact opposite.

We are confusing to women because we don't want to talk about our feelings and we don't construct this long story with hidden subtleties and hidden meanings where we have to press 36 buttons and knobs to find out WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT FOR FUCKING DINNER

While I don't know where $500M went, there is a bit more to this than borderlands. They developed for 4 platforms, had to develop network infrastructure (and obtain hardware), probably a hefty graphics budget, tons of marketing (White PS4??). I'm sure some people got hefty bonuses as well...

I think I went to Sparkfun earlier and there was a popup that said "if there were fast lanes and you didn't have it you'd still be loading" or some shit.

I remember quite specifically saying early on that the single player was going to be far below most people's standards, good to see I was right. Enjoying the game personally, graphics are awesome too.

Guys are simple creatures, we say what we feel. If the dude said no I would give him space.

Thanks for the info! Right now, since we're new, we're really just playing the original (plus 6 player expansion) and enjoying it. I feel like if I throw those in right away people will get confused or something.

Do the games even display at 1080i? I think if anything they might drop to 720p which really isn't that bad.

Maybe, in a week. I should have waited until I knew for sure, but I was sitting at my desk kind of in shock and had to tell someone. I figured emailing my team wouldn't be good.

I like spicy challenges only if I have an audience, never for pleasure. I've done ghost chili wings and it was terrible.

Well she took a piss test at the doctor. She's had some problems that I might have mentioned before so I think that's why they're telling her "maybe"

Wife just went to the vagina doctor.. Said she might be pregnant.. Have an ultrasound in a week to know for sure or something.. I didn't know they give you "maybe" for that sort of thing, I guess it could be a false positive. I am in shock.

Geez it was a joke Tenks. Fucking denim hipster

I withheld most comments about Khane's situation because he sounds like a hipster and I didn't want my hipster-rage to carry over on his relationship.

I was sworn to secrecy by my mother. She told me and my brother and told us we couldn't mention it. It's fucked up.

Is it only dead rising 3 that it hangs?

Like Britney Spears retard, although I think she was only one or two steps away from needing a helmet. Like.. one accidental pregnancy with a dude is forgivable. Two is... are you fucking serious wear a condom??? Three.. Four.. at that point you lose faith.

My sister has had like 3-4 casual abortions that she doesn't think I know about. She's a certified retard. I'll just leave that there.

I honestly don't play much anymore. At 30 years old and a mediocre wannabe shredder, I'll never get famous. I play sometimes for fun, but at this point my life is far too busy to usually enjoy it. That's the saddest post I've ever written in my life.

They have a segment on a local radio station called "Florida, not like the rest of us." Always humorous and depressing. Last time I was there a homeless man with an open headwound (taking up 25% of the top of his skull) asked me if I could spare money for a hospital trip. I was over $500 in...

THis morning was the first morning in a long time I didn't have a sleepy penis.. success

Is the bitcoin value still volatile?

My wife is killing me with the new house and spending money. We had to do the whole down payment thing, she wanted a fence, then central AC. Feel like I am bleeding money. To everyone else I look like some rich bastard but in my head I'm screaming "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!" Happy to not be spending...

Sorry man... that's all I can say. Shit.

Deadlifts in the squat rack is perfectly acceptable as long as you aren't wearing an elevation training mask. Then you are just a fag.

I just got those headphones but in black instead of white. They're pretty good.. not sure I'd say $100 good, but it allows me to play games while the wife reads.

My friend, a dentist, makes around $150k/year fresh out of college. Told me his school loans are in the order of $400,000 and his monthly payment is something absurd like $3000 (not sure what plan he is). I think ya'll bros are overthinking it and crazy. When I go out with friends, usually...