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  1. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I've never played Minecraft.
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    Joan Rivers R.I.P

    At first I was a little sad that she basically died during surgery.. then I read it was elective and couldn't care less. At 81 just stop with the plastic surgery..
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I can tell you with 100% certainty that a man that spends $7000 on a parachute has neither of those or is divorced.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We've already had this debate a million times. I paid for a wedding (and I paid a lot), got enough in gifts that the cost was negligible and we were able to buy a house. Not sure the big deal here. I mean, it wasn't a shrek pizza party - but we had fun and everyone really enjoyed it.
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    Best Credit Card with Cash Back Rewards

    Been using mostly just thecreditcard now. The rewards are already pretty amazing. Think I saved $100 off my first months bill with the introductory rewards.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I too paid for our entire wedding with available savings.. it was the greatest feeling in the world after the wedding knowing we had no debt left from that ordeal. Got enough wedding money gifts to almost bring us to what we were at before as well.
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    10 Day Eviction Notice

    My last apartment complex actually owned the local towing company. At night a tow truck driver (if not called out) would sit in our parking lot from 9PM until 6AM 5 times a week. If he saw someone park in a non-guest spot after 9PM (with which was the cut-off) he would immediately hook the car...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tuco sounds like my brother. He has over $110,000 in savings because of how frugal he is, yet nickel and dimes me any way he can. Once he asked me to pick him up cereal at the store and he paid me in exact change down to the penny (with tax included), it was like $4.93 and he wouldn't just give...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    And 1/2 a meal for McCheese
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    XboxOne was released in Japan today.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We moved right next door to a really nice school. The plus side is my kid can walk there, my downside is we can't get pregnant.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're all the same man, but when there is a pair of fresh titties on the line I'd dig up my grandmother and parade her corpse around town for a glimpse of sideboob.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm so sorry for the derail..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would you say... you liked raw denim, before it was cool?
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    10 Day Eviction Notice

    Had a similar situation myself, although we never got a notice - the complainant moved out first. It was the only solution.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I ain't no fuckin raw denim hipster fuck
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    Board Games

    Finally bought Settlers of Catan.. instant classic.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, what are her thoughts on raw denim? I need to see if this is full-circle hipster or only like 345 degrees.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pulling out the love card at 3 weeks.. yikes.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't want another HD remake.. I just want Square to make good games again
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    YA is 16-25 from my wikipedia searching. Teen is considered 10-15 and what most of you are thinking is YA.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry to derail this, but what's wrong Gravy? Those were either the two most depressing posts I've read all day or I read them in a depressing tone for no reason.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's an established troll with tihs red pill nonsense and lindz is falling for it
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    Home buying thread

    I didn't think PMI was applied for credit history, isn't it always applied for <20% down payment? I could be wrong.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe. I used to always have to initiate and got turned down a lot so stopped going so hard at it - if I was tired I would just rub one out instead. As far as jerking off in 3 minutes, it's really no big deal. Lose the scented candles, bathrobe, kenny G CD, and skip the dialogue in porn and...
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    Fondest memories of gaming (non-MMO)

    I believe you are referring to PSIV (ANOTHER AWESOME ONE!). I'd rank them PS2>PS1>PS4>PS3 A lot of hate for PS3 because it was weird, but the generation stuff was pretty awesome for replay value. If you can't tell it is my favorite RPG series ever (Up to PS4.. the online stuff is shit).
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes I don't want to work at sex if I'm too tired. If I can rub one out in 3 minutes, I might do that. Usually I don't, but sometimes. I've only turned my wife down twice ever, and both times were because I was tired as fuck.
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    Fondest memories of gaming (non-MMO)

    Shining Force was such an underrated yet awesome series, hell yes! I beat 2 in a single weekend because I was so addicted. For me, probably Phantasy Star 1 and 2 for Sega Master System and Genesis. My father was a gamer when I was born (not at all now) and bought Phantasy Star 1. It came...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Excellent man, excellent! How much coconut oil do you consume per pound of body mass?
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    Teacher who is probably crazy also wrote some terrorist novels and is being evaluated

    I might be a little unnerved if my child's schoolteacher was writing fiction about school shootings, but this reaction is completely overblown. Didn't he write them under different pen names too? Can't really compare King/Clancy unless King/Clancy are middle-school teachers and I didn't know...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So basically that chick wanted you to know she had a boyfriend, but still pursue her. Is that the type of woman you really want to get with? If my wife ever threatened divorce I think I'd just say "Ok, that's fine" and let it happen. Ain't nobody got time to play those mind games like...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was thinking the same thing. Usually I rub them out when she's not home, or when I shower or something. Just thinking of yelling "Honey, one minute, I'm rubbing out some knuckle children to the latest Alexis Texas Video IN THE LIVING ROOM"
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Confirmed this is you:
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    Computer Issues

    What card and how old is it? I had one that was artifacting and I had to RMA it. If you have another card to try (or onboard) you can easily diagnose it to be the card.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I would imagine that for December there will be a great selection of games for free with PS+ as most of us bought our yearly passes on Black Friday for $30 and they will be expiring.
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    Chrome update 37 WTF

    I just use pg up and pg down, either I am a retard or it's way more pleasant of an experience.
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    Home Improvement

    Only homosexuals that like to jerk off on camera to other dudes jerking off on camera
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    Home buying thread

    If I have to shop for a new house in the next 10 years it will be too soon. Fuck that.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Isn't it truly amazing? One wonders what their real speed cap is.
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    Home Improvement

    I became a pro at fixing those holes after living with a terrible roommate for a year.