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  1. Noodleface

    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Can't believe adults actually paid money to see this. It's at 19% on rotten tomatoes. If you have kids, I understand.. but seriously if you don't what were you thinking?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Fuckin' kids not knowing what's superior
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I remember when PS4 came out you said you were going to buy a boner because all the friends were on xboxes, why did you go that route? was it our vehement defense of sony?
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Sounds like water on the line. There was a dude on reddit last week with Comcast that had the same problem. The rep gave the guy a number to call to find out about the status of when his internet would be back on. When the guy called it he said it was a phone number to the weather channel..
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The new games on PS+ suck dick. Fez was alright, I guess. But I lost interest about 10 minutes in. The other game about the path or whatever.. boring as fuck. Why are all (most) of the free games for PS4 retro-looking nonsense. Outlast was the only real game so far. Played Dragon's...
  6. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    That is the most white person thing I've ever read in my life
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    LETS GET MARRIED AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES THREAD

    I'm sorry but Mtn Dew Gamer Fuel Alliance Edition > * Sorry I missed this. I got drunk playing Munchkin, roasted smores in my back yard, had sex with my wife, and forgot all about it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, usually I wake up and have to pee immediately so even if she's trying to sex me I gotta go. I have finished in the morning a few times, just a lot of times I've had trouble with it to the point my wife doesn't even initiate it anymore. On our wedding night we of course had sex into...
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Coincidentally I've always had trouble climaxing in the morning. Like my dong is asleep
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    August 10th. Got drunk last night but still plowed the wife. It could be a baby. Still married
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    Dude, where is my hair?

    I have a giant fucking head so hats look stupid on me
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    LETS GET MARRIED AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES THREAD

    Im getting drunk at our weekly board gaming night. If I get a chance I'll hop on
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    Dude, where is my hair?

    I also shave my head as the front has begun to thin. It was a sad day indeed.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    August 9th. Still married. Mowed the lawn and then ate burger king. Been feeling out of it lately, but tonight I am getting drunk and plowing the wife. Might fall asleep first depending on how much I drink. Will update with a post-coital report.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Next time she wants to fuck just tie her up. The plus side is not only do you keep her in control but she also likes that.
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    Health Problems

    She's getting out today. Still can't eat solids, but has improved enough that she can leave - and with the blessing of a nutritionist.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow look at this fucking bragger over here.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It was alright in Killzone, but at the same time I felt like it was only in the game BECAUSE it was on the controller and not because it added anything of value.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    McBetes
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    Computer Issues

    Alright bros, here's something that's been bothering me a bit. I have Xfinity internet (105Mbps) and use their router because they lied to me. It is dual channel (2.4GHz and 5.0GHz). I connect my gaming laptop to the 5.0GHz channel and leave it on pretty much constantly now as it's also a...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Not only that but it's got that sweet touchpad thing. Right guys!? It's totally not awkward and placed in a strange location or anything
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Please repost in the new approved format.
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    August 8, 2014 - Last night my wife was at the hospital with her mother for a long time so I stayed home, ate tacos and watched netflix. Played with the dog a little. Wife came home and eventually fell asleep. Pretty uneventful. Still married.
  24. Noodleface

    The Food Thread

    There is nothing worse in this world than a beer snob. You are literally Hitler.
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    The Food Thread

    Fuck you
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Are these only available in mexico/south US?
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    Men's Fashion

    Not at all, but I don't need to see some fat nerd's disgusting feet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thursday Aug 07. Mildly-Normal happy.
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    Tablets

    You goddamn son of a bitch, you know what you did.. This message presented by the marriage thread.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't even think it's about charging for controllers as KB/M already works natively in some games (FF14). They probably don't want to hear people bitch about the KB/M advantage.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Went to the grocery store last night to get some of those new Lays and all they had were rows and rows of Cappucino. Who in the fuck looks at a bag of cappucino chips and says "ooh I want those." These chips are the fucking Booster of all chips.
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    Men's Fashion

    They're pretty slack with engineers here and the dress code. Technically we should be in business or business-casual, which I adhere to mostly. The other day I saw a dude with a hawaiin shirt unbuttoned with a tank top underneath, blue flip flops with no socks or anything, and some beach shorts...
  33. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Rombo... Rombo... please come to the marriage thread, they'd give you some great, solid, logical advice to deal with this situation. The TL;DR is she sounds like a bitch.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Please do. Not really interested at that price point, but depending on the review..
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Wasabi and ????
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The measurements I gave on the cups was the national average of the amount of soda in a cup with and without ice (32 - 40 oz.). Even diet soda is terrible for you, especially in such a large amount. Have you been tested for the 'betes?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    What are the Xim4's at for regular price?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    They don't.. you have to have a separate copy for each
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I have no intentions of purchasing a third copy of the game, I just wanted to fuck around for 2 weeks.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    One thing I noticed is no one seemed to pick up on Stan Lee being in the movie, thought I'd at least hear a cheer in the theater but nothing.