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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sory, I meant in general people should realize 1 out of those 3 reasons is why the people don't have kids yet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We've almost been married for 1 year, so probably pretty early.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I kind of hope it happens like you said. I mean, you really want to cross that "I fucked the shit out of you" bucket off the list pretty early in life.
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're having some trouble and we both realize something isn't right for her right now. Her appointment is a month or two away. She gets really upset because it's been her dream to raise children, so when people ask she gets depressed (she won't show it). We had the family barbecue on Sunday...
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Getting tired of the "when are you having a kid" questions. Next time I'm going to reply with "Working on it, just came in her pussy last night."
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    The Metal Thread

    We will never see Time II https://www.facebook.com/wintersun/p...52607037652402
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well if anything was to get Tarrant off I'm glad it was my anus
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Plz change Leadsalad's title to "Kid Fucker"
  9. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Everyone loved the game enough that we're starting some campaigns. My wife loved DM'ing and wants to continue. Right now I have the core rule book, the GM book, and some reference app on our tablet. What's a good campaign to start for 4 new PC's + my wife as a new DM?
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I might just login tonight to walk around and then uninstall it again. Telon deserves that, at least.
  11. Noodleface

    Archeage

    How is bard in this? Did they do it right (EQ/VG) or did they do it wrong?
  12. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Stop discussing your bowel patterns here unless you just recently paid money for poop.
  13. Noodleface

    The Food Thread

    What the fuck you guys use mayo? I create a succulent garlic infused aioli with Cr?me fra?che.
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Just an FYI, I may be a Vanguard zealot but I would never neg over an opinion
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    We need another thread now, The "Shit I just bought and am waiting for delivery" thread
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    the #dadjokes are strong in this thread #YoloSwag #Nofucksgiven #HashtagEmpire #THOT
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I was just about to get upset! Now I'm not anymore, Vinyard my savior.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Why do you play their games if you are self-admitting they are recycled garbage? There are plenty of companies out there that are not scumbags. I understand they all need to turn profits, but companies like EA and Activision are the worst.
  19. Noodleface

    The Last of Us

    Cool.. 3D.. didn't even know that was still around.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My current avatar was provided to me by a mod and I expect the same thing to occur.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Cappucino chip... that sounds like someone in the marketing department is fucking the boss.
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes, when you are so open with a forum you need to be prepared for all of the criticism - which I assume you knew before you opened up. If you never posted pics we'd never know you were in the band Prodigy, or that you had a baby face, or a face of metal. If you never posted stories about...
  23. Noodleface

    The Last of Us

    PS4 really needs to list the games in a "Games" column vertically or some shit. It's pretty fucking annoying that nothing on the PS4 UI is sorted at all and you have to scroll through a million fucking installed and free games you have on top of the stupid shitty items that no one ever opens.
  24. Noodleface

    Rust

    This is the one and only game I will ever buy early access for ever again in the entirety of the rest of my life. So thanks, I guess.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's because EA is a scumbag fucking company and Sony shall now be known as GG Sony.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I don't know why but all I can think about is kegs diesel legs
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    WoW is up there as one of my top MMO experiences, especially vanilla. I can't say shit about that. But not everything was as "not awesome" as that. I remember standing on top of the hill, me and my friend hitting level 5. Looking down the winding path there was one of the major cities with...
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He probably meant his dick was starting to have a connection. Let's face it.. 16, 18.. all looks the same nowadays.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The real problem here is you're giving money to EA, a company that doesn't deserve a cent.
  30. Noodleface

    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Show him how it's done man, you need your wife to play with your stick shift on the drive in. Make him look you in the eyes the whole time.
  31. Noodleface

    Microwave Cuisine

    They're ok in the oven, but they're still shitty. The problem is if they aren't on sale they're $9.99 or something and I find that offensive as shit. The real delicacy is their chicken fries. Now that shit I can eat.
  32. Noodleface

    The Last of Us

    Never really noticed how fucking weird of a shape head Maisie has. It's like a goddamn almond.
  33. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Maybe not, but if it had worked out it would have been awesome. I just wish she wasn't so heavy handed with it. Even when we got to the dragon boss I had an item that nullified some damage and she said something like "Don't forget to check your inventory *glaring specifically at me*"
  34. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Not really half-ass at all. My brother-in-law is an HVAC guy by trade and has been doing this stuff for around 15 years. He says these are the most energy efficient ways to cool a house. His thoughts are if your use is massive and you need a ton of cooling zones and are prepared for ductwork...
  35. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I think she didn't want us to miss what she thought were cool things. For instance at one point there's a little pillar with 4 symbols on it. I was able to read the runes or whatever they were and translate it to "water", one on each side. I tried a few different things, like touching them...
  36. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    In a weird twist my wife wanted to GM. She actually did a really good job and got into it. Only problem is she was laying on the hints pretty heavily.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    That was really my first idea that this game was below expectations. I was questing in Old Russia realizing that this map is really small for what it's supposed to be and not seeing another player forever. Then I go back to the tower and see a bunch of dudes just standing around. I can't really...
  38. Noodleface

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Like I said I'm going to play the shit out of it, I really enjoyed this game a lot in beta. I just have to rein in my expectations a bit I guess.