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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every male that has ever had sex has experienced one of those weeks. Unfortunately for us now it's the reverse.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I'm going to play the shit out of this game, but I'm expecting 6-10 hour main storyline and then we need to be satisfied with PVP. If they push out DLC as fast as I imagine that they will they can fuck right off. That shit is intolerable.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Basically this guy here:
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Don't call customer service, call the customer retention center (might have to ask to be transferred). Tell them you want this new deal or you're planning on cancelling. Usually if they want to keep you they will hook you up with the deal or something very close to it. At our old apartment we...
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    She's played RPG video games and was an avid WoW player, she's just never done the pen and paper thing
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    Home Improvement

    #dadjokes Dad Jokes
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Dude it's cool, we needed a cleric.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Was going to say, women doing boudoir shoots for husbands is really big now. I think the gist of it is that Onoes railed a married man's wife and is instead going to be murdered by him.
  9. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Thanks ! I'm really getting into it (and my brother-in-law along with me). Having my wife play, but not sure she'll like it. We might have to find a group to play with and I definitely wouldn't DM until I've done a ton of games by ourselves.
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Playing our first game tonight. I'm going to DM it, hopefully it won't be shitty. I've been told I have a pretty emotionless voice and demeanor.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    You played for 93+ hours in a week and a half. You are on a different planet than most people.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro if you're gonna play the devil's haircut game, you're gonna get the types of girls that are into the devil's haircut. I wouldn't grow a twirly moustache, wear manpris and eat all organic grass fed beef while drinking some craft beers if I didn't want to fuck a girl wearing a flower dress...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I've been saying lack of content will be a major concern as well. I'm still going to buy the game, and I'm basing the lack of content on really no hard evidence, I just have a feeling. I think the transitions are pretty stupid as well.
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    Home Improvement

    I can write up a thorough review later, was a pretty busy weekend with a housewarming get together going on.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I wonder if they'll tone down the auto-aim assist. It's noticeable with regular guns, but with the sniper rifles it's really glaring.
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    Home Improvement

    Got my AC units installed. They're Mitsubishi head units and the outdoor compressor unit, really nice. $3600 parts, $25 labor (pizza). Brother-in-law worked from 10AM to midnight to get it done in one day. These things are super quiet (even the outdoor unit). Thankfully, we have extremely...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Got in my first good session last night and today. Really enjoyed it. When I logged off last night then came back I couldn't remember what missions I had done, is there a way to tell? I just fucked around and PVP'ed for awhile. Overall very enjoyable, will buy at launch. Not expecting Jesus...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Can you use a USB keyboard like on ps3?
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    The Food Thread

    We take out $200/week for gas and food and limit ourselves to that.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I said that to my wife on our first ever meeting. It was tough, I cracked a few codes, but I did it
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    At this point scarjo really needs to start showing her tits, ass, and vag
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    It wasn't. Unless you just looked at screenshots or something. The world was massive with so many nooks and crannies.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Kuriin pls change your avatar:
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    The Food Thread

    It makes me physically ill.
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    The Food Thread

    Parmesan cheese is for people who like the taste of a bowl of shit that has been mixed to a paste with a cock.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got the secret bros. I walked up to this woman, I said "hello, do you want to go out sometime?", she said yes, few days later BAM I was in a pussy. It's tough bros. Stop putting it on a pedestal.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Well bros, the wife will be out tonight. Finally, after being in the entire beta, I CAN FUCKING PLAY IT
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    Dark Souls 2

    From Software really needs to go back to school. They are terrible at frame rate programming stuff.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    What's the point of pyramidding (is that even a word fuck)?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I might pick this up again one day.. sounds like it got a bit better.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Fisher Price's My First Weight Set confirmed. Joking aside that seems really inefficient and I'm surprised you didn't get hurt.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I'm lazy, when does the beta go until?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    What the fuck. 14 sets of deadlifts? How do you even do that? Were you guys lifting Fisher Price's My First Weight Set?
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I haven't been shy sharing my love for this game, but Too Much Brown was one of the most fun guilds I've ever been apart of in my MMO career. Playing with a static group every day and a couple rotating members in our parties, it was awesome. We had no real plans on where we went, just went...
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I suppose it's too much to ask for SOE to release the vanguard source code..
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Nice man, the Sultan is only $13k!
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Shit I didn't read any dialog in this game, I didn't think people even did that anymore.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We've already established that he has multiple-personality disorder. He orders two meals, eats one, then changes personalities and sits across from his previous seat and eats the other. KEEP UP!
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I... had to post this here.... Medieval tavern-themed gaming room: even the power outlets look olde
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    plz I aint no estalker