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  1. Noodleface

    Kids & Food

    Olebass has 70 pound calves (each), I've seen his pics.
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    Dark Souls 2

    I heard terrible nightmares about Blighttown and remember some dude saying "follow the torches, they show where the ladders are" so I did just that. Looked to my left at the bottom and it was dark, to my right I could see land, so I went for land. One-shot or two-shot Quelaag and never looked...
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    Kids & Food

    I remember my parents would say "eat this or go to bed hungry." That only had to happen once or twice. Sure, there is some stuff I'll never love and refused to eat (hello peas), but for the majority of my life I was a pretty good eater. The problem is we're living in a nation of pussies now...
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    Dark Souls 2

    Man I flew through Blighttown in about 30 minutes on my first playthrough. Maybe I just got lucky..
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    Gamestop enters the fray!

    I'll still keep buying from Amazon just so I don't have to be attempted to be continually upsold on every goddamn thing on the store and pre-orders for the next 90 months.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I might try their ghost pepper wings. Last time I had some homemade ones I got light headed and almots passed out. SO worth it.
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    Beginner/casual golf clubs?

    We both have clubs but she has no driver which is why I'm asking
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    Beginner/casual golf clubs?

    Getting really into golf this year. Someone in the family gifted me an old set. Nothing crazy, some Calloway irons, a humongous driver, and another Calloway Big Bertha. They're pretty beat to shit and need to be re-gripped, but it was an awesome gesture. I've been to the range a few times and...
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    Men's Fashion

    No, I understand they'll look worn. I like a nice worn shoe, but mine look like shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Finally over my food poisoning. Was really worried. They said if you have the shits for over 72 hours go back to the doctor as it could be something worse. Finally broke at the 70 hour mark. Fuck, that sucked!
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    A good setup is something you don't realize you've been missing all your life until you get or do one
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    My cousin didn't like her mother so she went to the police and accused my aunt and her husband of making her come into their bedroom, watch them smoke crack and have sex and then have her participate. My aunt and her husband were all over local news, had a fairly short trial, and it all ended...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    They're just ok, much different than other fast food nuggets. They used to be incredible, but of cours ethey had to fuck with that shit. Never laughed so hard as I did on that comic about mccheese. Only inconsistency for anyone is frame 2
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah upstairs has some baby toilet, downstairs is the mans toilet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tree frogs are cool man btw you can post pics here from your phone if you view the full site and not the mobile site.
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    Home Improvement

    Apparently it ate the photos of the posts:
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    Home Improvement

    Here's some pics of my house, few are recent with the posts up. SPoiler for size:
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    Home Improvement

    Here's some pics of my house, few are recent with the posts up. SPoiler for size:
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Dude I wouldn't even put a turtle in a hot car for $20k, no way I would leave a kid there.
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    Torrents

    I'm intrigued by seedboxes. Can ISPs intercept the data you are taking from them in the same fashion they do for public trackers or is it more secure?
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    Men's Fashion

    I bought a pair of Nunn Bush (Nann Bush, something?) shoes for work, a deeper brown. After a few months they were faded to shit on the sides. I did oil and polish them quite a bit but still happened. What's the proper way to prevent this on my next pair? I much prefer a brown dress shoe to black...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I asked my wife out on the spot without knowing her. We had fairly similar interests with quite a few that were different from eachother. It provides a nice variety. Like a balanced Venn diagram.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I did the same thing in my early 20's. Was hitting the gym very hard and hit Wendy's up on the way home every single goddamn day. Except... I was getting the triple cheeseburger, large fry, chicken strips, large soda and occasionally nuggets. Did I mention I was huge and diabetic by the end...
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    Home Improvement

    Fence guys are here. I said "I don't think we can do the 9 feet man theres that stump and rock in the way." He said he'd figure something out. Just looked outside and stump and rock were removed. Nice dudes. Saved me having a fence 4 feet more in my yard and now it's at the 9 feet mark.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I don't know why I read preworkout.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Do you mean 150-200g of carbs throughout the day before you workout? Isn't 200g of carbs a full pizza?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope dude, according to this thread and all of my calculations you have made the wrong choice.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I tried to make alfredo sauce once and I burnt it. Who the fuck burns sauces..
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Himeo reminds me of those fat people Fedor always posts. Like that one fat hambeast that said she only ate 1200 calories per day and burned over 2000 but wasn't losing any weight. In the end, I'm glad you lost weight. But seriously calm down fatty.
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    Tammy

    That's a big part of it
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    Tammy

    I was between Farley and Sandler to be honest, which others seem to agree. She just really grates me the wrong way, like she's trying way too hard. Farley (and Sandler, early on his career) made it look very convincing and easy.
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    Board Games

    Sorry if it was confusing. To make it simpler it was my brother and sister plus their significant others, my wife, her mother, and her brother.
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    Tammy

    Serious question here but do people actually find this woman funny? It's like she's trying to be a modern day Chris Farley and failing miserably at it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro i haven't been in the dating scene in 6 years I dont know this shit
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    Board Games

    Yeah man, it sucked. She's kind of stupid with games and doesn't understand strategy. It was the same with monopoly and also clue like I said. I mean.. how can you not understand clue? Really dragged down the night. And I was really excited to play the Resistance too, just made me sad.
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    Home Improvement

    Asked before but got no response. Has anyone used ductless high efficiency AC/heating units? Brother in law is going to install it on one side of the house (two head units) for cost, probably beer for labor. It's going to be around $3500-5000 depending on what units we go with. Wondering if...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    IIRC Himeo was the dude who used to drink the garlic containers that came with Papa John's pizza. Unless I'm thinking of another morbidly obese board member
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You really have to wonder about chicks that are fucking multiple guys at once and then picking one. It's ok bro you probably don't have an STI.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Holy fucking shit is this thread even real life anymore I had to check if Lumie was posting here
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    Weight Loss Thread

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