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Not really any way I can do that since they're coming in 2 days. He had his yard surveyed and I can see the property metal spike. Might just tell them to use that line as reference. I'm worried about them building too close to the street.. I mean, the fence contractor said "6 feet" but the guy...

There might be a program out there that will filter audio using DTF's and other stuff. Unfortunately I have no wisdom into this.

I'm a fan of built ins and those look pretty awesome! Fence company is coming Friday and then Monday. Kind of shitty that we'll have half of a fence installed on Friday and have to wait over the weekend. Originally was Thurs + Fri. I'll try to grab some pics tomorrow, realize I never...

Pretty much. I had to leave work at 10:30AM.. was just constantly nearly shitting my pants. Somehow made it the hour home and again nearly shit my pants. Haven't been able to keep anything down. Ended up sleeping for 6 hours straight then being awoken to a shit nearly exiting my asshole. I'm...

Gravy I'm going to explain this once and you're going to feel really stupid. If the girl doesn't eat the bacon then I get all of the bacon.

She don't eat bacon. I'm cycling through what I ate and it's the only thing I can really question although I suppose it could be anything.

Welcome to real life. Sometimes you have to make your own food.

Not only are we all done with mayo crack syndrome, but I always wash my hands immediately. I am pretty against butt play personally.

Pretty much this as well. I don't think any hackers are truly interested in my data.

I have reason to believe I have food poisoning. This sucks dick. I believe it to be some bacon I cooked the other night.

I have a problem with most Nike shoes anyways, I feel they are more form than function. My feet always seem to sweat in them because they never have proper ventilation and the shoes thus begin to stink like crazy. Reebok on the other hand is where that shit is at. Plus my brother's fiance's...

Unconfirmed, but I'd rather be there anyways so I'm working from home for it. I hadn't had a chance to even talk to our neighbor about it since originally they told me August. Had to rush over there after work and meet the entire family that I've never said a word too. Completely awkward...

Fence company moved my fence install from "mid August" to setting a date in stone of July 17th to changing it to this Thursday. Fuck.

McDonald's makes a shoe?

Are hipsters not self-aware at all of their level of douchiness?

Me too.. sometimes I use two or three if I think the plates going to get soggy

No, she broke America's heart.

Time to hunt her. With my dick.

Fair enough, although I never stated anything about that

PS. I use nano too.

Great, time to kill some teenagers

I dunno man, I'm staying in the one-flip camp. My father is the nervous flipper.

At this point I feel I am being trolled and will not respond to your stupid bleeding heart trending social media articles.

I'd mostly be angry about the mess, at least I can target with my dick and the mess is minimal.

Wait til the Linux purists chastise you for using nano and not vi or emacs

Well thankfully at least we didn't buy the board. If I bought a $150-200 cutting board and it warped I'd be pissed. On my part I did not know cutting boards could warp. Aside from the warping though, it is goddamn awesome.

Thanks, good advice. Any products you could recommend for weed killing?

We could do drinking but we're all light weights. Plus with the 'betes I have a feeling I'd be passed out in one round.

Mine didn't, it was unpackaged.

We played The Resistance in my gaming group last week. Fairly casual game players, although we meet once a week. It's my sister, her boyfriend, my mother-in law, brother-in-law, brother, fiance, my wife, and myself - so 8 people. I think it was 3/5 spies/resistance. I enjoyed the theory...

Fuck: Missile-throwing chimp plots attacks on tourists - 09 March 2009 - New Scientist

How the fuck am I supposed to know that when I'm just handed it "here" at our wedding.

I have the same cutting board too (wedding present). Mine got warped to fuck, probably because I didn't oil it or something.

Who is squeamish at blood? I don't mind hunting nuisance animals, which lions can be. I'm on the fence with hunting for sport unless you plan on eating or donating the animal, then I'm ok with it. I have a bigger problem with people who hunt endangered animals (tigers, cheetahs) though...

The crazy thing is if assholes like her husband didn't sneak her food and only gave her the strict diet they prescribed her with, she'd lose crazy weight. She's immobile, she can't do fucking shit. It's "Eat this or die". She could bitch all she wants, but she isn't going to get up and drive to...

IIRC Windows native encryption is pretty nice, but I've never used it. I don't think there are any major security flaws with it, but I don't know enough about it. The cloud security is great, but with it being tied to a login you'll have to consider that as a single point of failure. All...

Is this going to be R or PG-13? I have to plan my opening day accordingly.

I always jokingly ask them if they want their steak "leather shoe" style.

Real emotions.......................................... .................

Went to a cookout this weekend and was horrified. My father cooked everything and after learning how to really cook myself, some of his practices were awful: He boiled chicken prior to grilling it. I... I don't know what the reason is. I think he's afraid of undercooking it. I just.. I don't...