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If anyone is ever around SE Massachusetts and wants to hang out but not bang my sister, I'm game. Actually, if you aren't a deadbeat you can bang my sister - her boyfriend doesn't have a job and just plays LoL until 6AM every day while living in my dad's basement. PLZ.

Shit man I always forget Onoes is the dude with the names.. shit man... shit

Whatever I need to do to strike the fear of god into my woman

God I can sense a slap fight breaking out any moment

Let's not all jump on the noodle hating here. That's what I told her, that's not to say what I would actually do if presented with that situation. Jesus.

It's not only STD-bait, it's teenage girl bait.

Small correction but not only would he have to be bent over, he'd have to be begging for cock and jizz

Probably for the kids.. I'd bet if kids weren't involved it would go the other way. Already told my wife if I found her with another man I would kill the dude instantly and have no regrets.

I am lazy, it's mostly guilt. People walk by my office all day and they probably think "Fuck, this guy is on reddit again?"

Looking at the two pics it does scream mid-life crisis, but if it works for you and we get hilarious stories then I'm all for it.

I've had success in the past with Demonoid.. but Demonoid seems to always be in some type of shit.

It may get better but I played it for about 10 minutes before putting it down for good. Really the game had no hook and even had no fucking explanation for anything as soon as it loaded up.

I enjoyed Strider on Sega Genesis but this game is boring. In the beginning you just run and press attack to instantly kill dudes.

I have a strong feeling there will be a limited amount of content at release and it will be a disappointment. I want them to prove me wrong.

Played Towerfall and Strider.. both games suck dick pretty much.

As a 1 month home owner I'm enjoying it a bit more than renting. Sure I'm throwing away some money, and electricity is new (IT WAS FREE AT OUR APARTMENT) - but so far would never go back. I'd probably sing a new tune as well when things start to go wrong. The sellers wouldn't pay the $5k...

Ended up fixing the Nexus 7 tablet. She likes to run it until it is completely discharged for some reason, so what I have deduced to have happened was it was low on charge and she tried updating either the OS or something else and lost power mid-update. Recovering it to factory settings fixed it.

i'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

Well of course, it's all in the plan

Some days I will come in and have nothing to do all day, literally from 8AM to 5PM with the exception of a few emails. I'd rather be doing work than sitting on reddit all day.

Get a Kindle Paperwhite if you just want an e-reader. I've tried the tablet e-reader stuff and I can't do it, but the paperwhite is great.

Talked to my boss earlier this week about a new position opening up within our group. I've been extremely bored at work lately because I am the new guy and basically have low volume business units. I think he sort of understood my frustration and now I am loaded up with work. Sometimes it...

Yeah after reading that I am disappointed.

Ah, going for the hot topic crowd

Gonna try this. If true awesome

Did you play the PS3? It was the king of JRPGs after PS2. I have a feeling PS4 will be the next king in the same regards. You saw what games were planned for the year, so you should've known there would be no JRPGs on the horizon, much like there weren't for PS3 launch.

Nice man, good luck!

For such a frugal human being I find it odd that Tuco would rather live in an apartment where he is essentially throwing money down the drain rather than a house where he is building equity!

Reebok shoes. They look a little gay or flashy but they're comfortable as fuck for exercising/walking/looking fly

I need to finally sign up for acreditcard.. I have no idea what to get.

+1 for plague chains Edit: Gotta spread it around more

Camerous still posts (or did) exclusively in the minecraft thread

Or at least change it back to wizardhawk. He doesn't deserve a special name.

Just an update.. our Nexus 7 is great, however my mother-in-law handed me hers last night. She bought it the same night as us. It bricked for absolutely no reason at all. Trying everything I can find online as far as solutions but it looks dead right now.

My foot pain has subsided for now. I think it was my work shoes as they say poor arch support can do that. I started wearing my Zigs whenever I'm not wearing my work shoes and almost all of the pain is gone. Thank god.. I thought my diabetes was creeping into the foot category already and I was...

Going to be hosting a house-warming cookout at my house in a few weeks. Doing the standard hot dogs, hamburgers, marinated chicken, steak tips, linguica - probably some corn, although I've never grilled corn. What are some other things we can look into that might be a bit different? No...

Glad someone agrees. Like I said.. it's a tool, that when used properly, creates amazing results. We almost always use the prong collar when walking out dog and she's really good about it. She stays right by our side and if she loses attention or wanders too far forward we give a little snap...

An elaboration of any sorts would be nice. I requested you be zombified, and some poor dude was asking everyweek "Op please" and you just come back with "sorry meth lol." Not saying I care, in general, but I think some people were legitimately worried that you died.

Is Knight/Ranger the powerhouse combo? Just want to choose wisely.

Shit you got me!!!! No don't worry, I have points to buy a couple gigs tonight that will hopefully fix everything.. I need to make joeboo proud. The porn was some Madison Ivy Brazzers collection. She takes a mean dick.