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  1. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I don't mind someone coming over and going "Man I think something is wrong with the mower, let me take a look" or something, but the way he talked to me was really condescending and douchey. Plus I had never met him so it was awkward. I needed a new lawnmower and was actually looking for an...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    All I can imagine is some dude leaving and coming back to work 30 pounds heavier, that's insane. Like The Santa Clause with Tim Allen.
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    Home buying thread

    Our bank told us very specifically that while sometimes the PMI will automatically go away a lot of times it will not. She said it's a simple call and sometimes filling out a form to get it removed. She told us no matter what, when the time comes to call and talk it over.
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    Home Improvement

    When my parents went on a vacation once my brother told us he was going to shit in their yard and blame it on the dog. Parents came home and went "What the fuck, look at the size of this shit!!" They had a 9 pound Daschund.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro you are into being pissed on, it's ok.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Faith in humanity restored because of the kid and the crews giving him money
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pee or not, I don't think I'd want to lay in: 1) Pee, 2) Female Ejaculant, 3) My own semen
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My mother-in-law has something similar (Miniere's Disease). Something wrong inside her ear and at any point in time she says everything will flip upside down and she'll fall over. It's pretty debilitating and frequent now I guess. She acts like it's nothing but then tells me it usually happens...
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    I raided Naxx and none was named corn syrup
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    The Animal Activism Crazy Thread

    And you missed the post describing how and why these collars work along with the posts describing when they should be used. My dogs only 30 pounds and half corgi so it has tiny legs too. I love how the news is going batshit insane over this cheerleader hunting game in Africa, makes me happy...
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    Home Improvement

    My dog dumps on the perimeter of the yard, I think it's some sort of warning to other dogs
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There are people that would choose to believe that the bangbus is picking chicks up off the street and then depositing them back into the land much like the semen deposited into their mouths.
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    Home Improvement

    Not a bad idea, may contact a local company. I just want a green lawn that looks decent, nothing crazy, and definitely not like the guy next to me (perfect length blades of grass and nothing else, deep green). Right now it's a whole lot of yellow and weed.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's the thought behind being into water sports? I ask as a general curiosity, passing no judgment onto my rerolled brothers. It's something I've never had a desire for, so I am genuinely curious. Coming up on the 1 year anniversary in about 6 weeks, not really sure what to do.
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    Not sure if srs but Buddhists do not worship Buddha, he is a symbol for the way in which one should live life. It's fairly interesting, if you feel like learning something: About Buddha
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    Home Improvement

    Thanks bros, that's a good start. The people across the street saw me mowing the lawn and ripping shit out and said it was amazing because it's the first time in 10 years they've seen anyone mow the lawn. Guess the previous homeowners were pieces of shit.
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    Home Improvement

    Bros any tips for lawncare? When we moved in around 2 months ago the yard was utter shit. We ripped out all the thorn bushes, all the leaves caked down under the grass, planted a bunch of flowers (my wife), and have been actively working on improving everything in the yard. The grass though...
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    Playstation 4

    I doubt sony would price cut in their first year considering how well they've been doing with console sales
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Just bought this Honda lawnmower: Honda 21 in. 3-in-1 Variable Speed Self-Propelled Gas Mower with Auto Choke-HRR216K9VKA at The Home Depot Used it once (today) and this thing is a goddamn beast. Figured I'd never use the self-propelling feature: of course I was wrong, turned out to be...
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    Best Credit Card with Cash Back Rewards

    I'm going to check that Sallie Mae card out.. those cash back bonuses are ideal for me Edit: Got the Sallie Mae card, pretty painless.
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    Torrents

    I would like my bros to know I am at a 1.95 ratio on IPT now.. I am no longer a jerk.
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    Playstation 4

    get out of here wiht your fucking nerd-ass questions
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Not familiar with the car the guy drove, but it was a rear-facing child seat. I don't always look into my backseat when I go to my car at work, and depending on the size of the car seat he may not be able to see the kid in it. It's suspicious, don't get me wrong, I just am trying not to be...
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    International Travel for n00bs

    UK sure, but I don't think it's dirty water thats the problem. I've always heard that each regions tap water have slight variations of what minerals/bugs are in them that cause the stomach issues.
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    Adult Beverage Of Choice This 4th of July Weekend?

    Angry Orchard and the only true American drink, Bud Light.
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    This all depends on how many bleeding heart fags are on the jury. They won't be able to prove murder in this case unless either confess. Anyone on bets on the outcome? Betting a hung jury.
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    International Travel for n00bs

    Really? Even when I went to Belize and Honduras they had bottled water.. and Coca-Cola. They fuckin love that shit.
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    International Travel for n00bs

    You didn't ask, but don't drink anything but bottled water. My wife went to a restaurant and didn't know the water they gave her was tap in Spain. Had to stay in bed in the hotel for 4 days shitting her brains out and getting a shot in the ass.
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    Child of Light Ubisoft "jrpg" x-platform.

    Why can't companies just surrender to Steam completely? You know Steam is the elephant in the room. People love steam. Steam "gets" us. Do they really think origin or uplay or fagsoft can compete? Why waste cycles coding bullshit like that.
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    It must not be doing well in stores because after a couple weeks stores around here stopped carrying it.
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    The fat bitch isn't the problem. If people ignore them they'll go away, but they're getting attention. The problem was what Adam said back to her. Say that shit at any job to someone you work with or interact with and you'll be fired on the spot.
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    Torrents

    I am seeding an upload at around 2MB/s right now, so I am feeling confident I will come home to 56GB uploaded. BTW the freeleach I grabbed was a homemade porn site rip. It's absolutely terrifying and terrible, don't download.
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    Better Call Saul

    First we don't know that, although I do believe he is dead. Second I mean with the whole Skyler legal trouble, Walt's money bags, how the media portrayed Walt, etc.
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    Torrents

    Joeboo I have redeemed myself and hopefully you will begin to love me again like the true son that I am
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    Better Call Saul

    Hopefully with the "after" part we can at least hear about what eventually happened to Walt and the family. I'm sure it will be on the news as it was national news when he was a fugitive.
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    Guy wasn't relevant anymore after he stopped doing Man V Food anyways. How many failed shows could he have? The one where he trained others to do the challenges was just stupid.. I noticed in the last season of man v food he wasn't drinking water anymore but instead alcohol. I wonder if he's...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Been playing tennis a few times a week, fuck that is crazy exercise.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Negative, lol. I'd be ok with you two together as long as I Didn't have to read about the debauchery here.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Both of the forum's token gays are asserting their dominance, pretty soon the stag fight will commence.