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  1. Noodleface

    The Fault in Our Stars

    I was going to write something along the lines of "I can't believe someone made a thread for this." Then I saw who made it and truly understood.
  2. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    "wait guys don't pull plz im regenning my mana" "wait tank plz" "PLZ" jumps off "WHAT THE FUCK TANK!" Pretty much how i envisioned it
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I graduated a few weeks ago, the nursing program was all bombshells. Every single one was a 10/10 or a 15/10 with gigantic, possibly fake titties and huge asses. There must be some moment in their career where they either stay hot or turn into a hambeast. Like they have to spec hambeast.
  4. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    One OMFG moment too many, just like it was in the books.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every year I do the 20-mile walk for hunger in boston.. this man has got it right, abort.
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Julian it is up to you to take all things that went wrong with Onoes situation and learn from them. You have failed step 1 by saying you are in love. Take it back by writing FOHSS on her tits and painting a map of hawaii on her back.
  7. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I never upgraded any of my armor in NG.. didn't even see a point.
  8. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    My only complaint is they went a little heavy-handed on the foreshadowing of the kid killing Ygritte. It was all good when he gave Jon the nod though. The nod heard round the world.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes v2.0
  10. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    In Flames is hilarious. They sold out because they were getting popular, and then basically became the shittiest band I've ever heard and ostracized themselves from real fans. The best part is if they kept their original sound they would've been insanely popular.
  11. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I really enjoyed that episode.. maybe I'm the loner I guess. Favorite scene was definitely the giant's bow, hilarious.
  12. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Agreed with this. I basically used that set and the accompanying shield for the entire game. I upgraded to a purchasable armor set you get after killing a certain boss later on that's a bit heavier but looks cooler. You could beat the entire game with what Vinyard posted though. That said you...
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I played the shit out of that game (700 days /played). I can confirm ranger was expensive. Had to take up woodworking to afford that shit. Spending multiple millions per levelling session was ridiculous, as other classes didn't have to spend anything beyond food and utsusemi powder (whatever the...
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am responsible for exactly 2 of the tags about lindz, I won't say which
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No way, my mom is weird dude. The pictures in the bedroom are just the tip of the iceberg.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude I turned out alright. I'm an engineer making good money, my brother just got his degree and is doing good. Coincidentally my sister is doing terrible and she never saw the pictures (too young). Take that as you will. I have posted my penis on this forum (FOH), so there is that..
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As a kid I just thought my mom took weird pictures.. wasn't until way later I realized what it was and why it was there.
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unfortunately I don't live with my parents so I don't have any. It was full on 80's haircut and lingerie for all of us to see.
  19. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well fuck..
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My mom did a shoot like that in the 80's for my father. The pictures were hung up in their bedroom. Weirdest. Childhood. Ever.
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah she is nothing good. Give me Ashlynn Brooke or Madison Ivy any day.
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Most of you probably already saw my dick anyways
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's fucking greek yogurt
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll never reveal the truth to the mystery
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Slight story time. My wife was very shy to give me blowjobs, basically "no." I asked her why and she said her old boyfriend forced her to do it and forced her to swallow (I would strike him if I met him). She also said she wasn't very good at it and didn't know what to do. I didn't really press...
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now I find out lindz does anal, the world is a cruel and unusual place
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got my wife close once, was laying out the pros and cons and she was nodding her head and you could tell the wheels were turning. Then out of nowhere she snapped back and went "NO WAY. I POOP OUT OF THERE" and that was it. If I asked if she'd put in a butt plug she probably would die from...
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am happily married to a crazy person. With the move and new career I am fairly stressed, to say the least.
  29. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Might be an unpopular opinion but fuck new opeth
  30. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Do they still show salaries?
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At the end of high school I had to take anxiety meds and basically couldn't go out anywhere. I still wanted to fuck my girlfriend raw every minute. Can't explain that
  32. Noodleface

    Silicon Valley

    As funny as this show is, when he started presenting the compression stuff and getting his Weismann score I was genuinely feeling really happy and pumped for him. Like.. I knew it was a show.. but I thought it was great.
  33. Noodleface

    E3 2014

    We will need Mean Jerk Time (MJT) and have to calculate using the fact that you can jerk 4 dicks at once if there are 2 on both sides of you tip to tip - varying girth will affect this. Also dicks will need to be hot swappable. Sweet another Madden... yawn.
  34. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    What needs to be fixed in this game? Honest question
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Could we go even more basic and say a loss of libido is something along the lines of natural selection? Mental, physical, or otherwise. We are animals after all.
  36. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Glassdoor used to be really awesome with being able to look up average salaries and stuff. Now I don't think they list salaries anymore and you need a subscription and shit.
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn Olebass.. damn. No words. You are a saint.
  38. Noodleface

    Silicon Valley

    Fucking jerk off science. Never laughed so hard. Especially when Jared said they had been out there for 2 hours.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I worked with a married couple before. The wife once told me that her husband had wanted sex and she said no and went to bed. Said she was awoken being blasted in the face. Her husband tossed her a towel, said "clean up" and he went to bed. Sometimes you gotta be alpha as fuck.
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree. At the time I thought he knew about me, we had been dating for a year in high school and everyone knew we were together. Maybe he lied, I don't know. I punched first and asked questions later. It is the only time I've ever punched another human being in my life.