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My marriage was founded on the principles that every man has a right to a wet dick. Without that.. what are we? I'd still bring it up after the surgery and not let it fester. My wife, before we got married, turned completely off to sex. Stress, job, wedding planning - all of those combined...

Never change. My brother one day decided he hated my neighbor so he dumped a bucket of of bullfrogs in the driveway and chopped them up with a shovel. So far he is working a corporate job and has not murdered anyone (to my knowledge).

Thinking back on this, doesn't the time for it to fall of your credit vary state-to-state?

Do you think they'd add more skeletons or something?

I had a girlfriend in high school cheat on me with some little twerp. I beat that kid's ass and he didn't even know who I was when I did it. He just thought some random dude beat the shit out of him (he didn't even know she had a boyfriend). I wonder how I wasn't arrested.

That's alright, once I had a dream I would platinum this and decided against it. Backlog is too big. This is definitely game of the year for me. I only have from the shrine of amana until the end left.. probably skipping some of the last few optional bosses.

IT WAS A JOKE ALRIGHT Btw, never been attracted to exotic women of color.. but seeing Missandei nude was most excellent. Party on, Wayne.

When someone in my stepfather's family was 12, he lured a little girl (5) that was at church with her family into the basement and he brutally raped her. Since he was underage, he got sent to juve and was just released a couple years ago at 18. Do we believe this to be a fair punishment?

plz I play this game like a true bro, I have never and will never use coop on a boss. I haven't even been human since the first 3 minutes of the game.

You should've used some line like "It's a $1500 fee to suck another dude's dick in my house"

God we have a beer hipster in the crowd. I don't drink beer, I don't know the difference. Stoneheart's appearance was always one of my favorite parts of the books (I know.. I know..), she better be in the goddamn finale.

It truly doesn't

IIRC it's 10 years, but I could be wrong. Basically what I learned is to handle collections you want to get it in writing from either the collection agency or the original debtor that you will get a "pay for delete." Essentially if you pay this debt, it will be removed from your credit...

When you do NG+ do you lose all of your gear/items?

I told her no tonight and she got all pissy but I didn't care. I fell asleep early and finally got some goddamn sleep. Forgot the best part. She woke me up at 8pm and told me dinner was ready. It was homemade pizza. Best wake up ever. Then she gave me a hummer in the bed.

Yes, you do deserve better. Even if you didn't start dating right away getting out of that is better for you man. Please keep us updated. I feel responsible like a father now. Sort of like how I feel about onoes.

You look to be in good shape with giant fucking calves. Dude you're gonna do alright. You gotta promise us you are considering ending it though.

If you think it's moving too fast then it is.

I'm not even worried about Olebass' dick death right now. That relationship sounds straight up bad.

I don't doubt some people can get in serious shape doing Crossfit, and I don't doubt a lot of hot women do it. It's a fad right now, I get it. The cheerleader here pushes for it. My problem is when out of shape people bust into it and hurt themselves. It has a really bad reputation for that...

Crossfit is a bunch of sketchy trainers pushing people to lift weight far above what they can and people getting seriously injured.

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I am still using my claymore. Even if it scales terribly.. I enjoy it ; ;

What you basically described was a bachelor's life. You basically have a person that is taking care of the home right now and that is it. Is there an emotional attachment? I don't mean to be crass, but she sounds like a piece of work.

Nice upgrade man!

And yet we've seen adults murder for stranger things

Ours are usually like that too but it's more like: "Fuck... here it comes.. ahh.. holy sh *gasp for air* holy shit I am out of shape.. we need to go to the gym" "O-*cough* ok" Meanwhile it was a 30 second smash session.

Dude that sounds like a really unhealthy relationship. Here's my question: She cooks and cleans I guess, but what is she really bringing to the table? Your "girlfriend" sounds like my mother. If my stepfather left her, she would be jobless, pennyless, no marketable skills with nowhere to go.

Should I tell my wife to go to the gym because I won't pound that ass unless it's TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT! ?

My wife got in insane shape for the wedding.. right afterwards though.. you know. Have that talk dude.

My whole problem with trying them as juveniles is that this was pre-meditated (February). Come on.. you can't tell me that pre-meditated murder should still be counted as children in this case. Whether or not they had some mental capacity or foresight to truly understand what they were doing...

Same with me but I lived with her for 5 years. It was a formality, me dropping stacks of cash, going on a 2 week vacation, and her changing her name. That was it.

Tenks I wish I could go back to the 2nd week marriage problems.. I wish.. Welcome to the club.

I get heightened driving senses when it's going on. It's weird.

At 30 it's pretty non-dangerous, I don't jump if my wife reaches for my dick. When I was 17 I had a girl do it right after I got my license and I seriously almost caused a major wreck on the highway.. Downside was I didn't read the signs and thought she was just trying to put her hand on...

I wish my wife was like you lindz. I mean she has the same name, roughly the same age, way smaller boobs though, we just bought a house. Unfortunately, breaking her out of her sexual safe zone is not only extremely difficult, it is extremely tiresome. I've gotten her to give in a little bit and...

The answer has been staring us in our faces the whole time. chaos, you need one of these. a lindz

I loved Ni No Kuni. A lot of handholding, but beautiful graphics and storyline.

Dude there are so many fucking hipsters in that video I can't even fathom it. The amount of craft beers and black-rim glasses is staggering.

I have no problem charging them as adults because they're fucking idiots. At 12 I knew not to stab people to death, and surely I wouldn't have done it based on a mythical figure. Here's to hoping they get what they deserve in prison.