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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know right. Here's the crazy thing. I'll come home and she'll go "we need to get another chair" and in my mind I'm going "If we just do this one thing maybe I can relax." It's never-ending. It's like she has this huge list in her head but she's only giving it to me one at a time.
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My balls tuck into my body when I cross their front door threshold and only come out from hiding when we are miles down the road.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you guys should have a real conversation about it, depending on how sensitive she is to the issue. My mother-in-law got a hysterectomy and turned into nothingness. She has a man's haircut now, dresses like a man, and made her husband move to a separate room. I don't mean to scare you...
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Definitely need a recharge. I should mention that since I graduated in December (from engineering which = 2 hours of sleep per night) I haven't really had a break at all. We immediately were looking for a house.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I vent here mostly. I won't come here to say "everything is great, just checking in." I don't blow up very often, it's the way I am. I bottle a lot of stuff, turn the other cheek, etc. When I do blow up, usually it's big and I'm really pissed off. The soda spilling on the floor just...
  6. Noodleface

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    The best part is slenderman was "made up" only a few years ago. He is not in any folklore or anything. 12 year old girls are stupid though.
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've been debating such a list for a long time, it would be close to your 80:1 ratio for sure. Even little things like always stopping at the store on the way home pisses me off. I wouldn't mind it if she would just cool it even for one day. We moved in around one month ago and it's been a...
  8. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Similar thing happened to me with a Sprint account. $100 for some random collections agency and I had never used Sprint before. It was easy to get it removed, but it took so long that it went off after we got the mortgage - it definitely caused some issues during the application. If I had pulled...
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My cousin has been married for a couple years now, he has two kids (2 and 4). Never really understood why he got with his wife, but it was his decision so I accepted her. Last week he came home with a 21 year old hot piece of ass (10/10) before she had left to go to her parents with the kids...
  10. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Agreed. He was much more likable in the show too. I think they wrote him this way because they wanted to stab viewers in the heart before they give them a hand job in episode 10. The guys that did the special effects for this deserve a medal, that looked pretty brutally realistic. Tyrion's...
  11. Noodleface

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    A true happy ending. I'm sure Jeantel will now become a productive member of society. I have all the faith in the world.
  12. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    You think that's hot? I climbed to the top of a Mayan ruin in Belize and the top was above the ceiling of the rain forest. Must've been 3000 degrees or more.
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    On this topic. I absolutely hate when fast food places fuck up my order. The one exception is fries and onion rings. I never order the rings, always fries. But when they mess up and one onion ring lands in my fries, that's alright. I'm cool with that. I half-expect they do it on purpose.
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Everyone enjoys their own brand
  15. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Yeah I swept up most of the fur last night but I can't get that shit out of the rugs with a super extreme vacuum.
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    True enough, I did not properly terminate my if-then-else logic.
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Doesn't play LoL.. confirmed not to be a faggot
  18. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    They're pretty nice (original, refinished), my wife has this habit of covering them with stupid fucking rugs.
  19. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's actually a Cojack (yes, they call it that) - a Corgi/JRT. I need a picture of the ears for you to get the full effect. As you can see, not quite as small as a JRT, while still retaining the retarded shape of a Corgi:
  20. Noodleface

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    They have always been like this. Much like Column in the PS4/Xboner thread, TJ is like a moth to the flame in General.
  21. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's a really cool dog, but it is kind of a jerk. When we moved in she immediately decided no one was allowed to be outside in the entire neighborhood. She does this howl-bark thing at people that walk by. She has made some friends in the neighborhood too, including a Doberman that weighs at...
  22. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Couple things. We live in a very quiet neighborhood so not much traffic. Additionally, our dog loves to harass people that walk by and generally loves to just sit out in the grass and 'watch' the neighborhood. Cost wasn't really a big deal, the wood stockade was $5500. While it's a bit more...
  23. Noodleface

    E3 2014

    Yeah man at first I thought it was an employee of Walmart, but he was decked out in MS gear and was even wearing a MS backpack. It was Sunday at like 5PM too, really weird time to be pumping Xbones.
  24. Noodleface

    E3 2014

    I was at Walmart last night and they had a MS rep there trying to sell people Xbones. It's kind of weird because it was a hole-in-the-wall store in MA. Are other stores doing this too? I assume it must be because of E3. His lines were so dull. A kid asked him why he should get it over PS4 and...
  25. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Request name to be changed to Zombie McCheese until we are notified otherwise
  26. Noodleface

    E3 2014

    I enjoyed Parasite Eve but wasn't the game like 6-10 hours long?
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    RIP in peace
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    onions are healthy
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    this fuck bout to get rekt
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Krassus you new around here dude? You wandered into the wrong fuckin' neighborhood.
  31. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I got our final quotes for the fences. Home Depot wanted $5000 to do the chain-link, and some local company gave me a quote so high I found it offensive. I told the Home Depot guy I was good and didn't need any more info. Lowes quoted me $3100 for the chain-link so we're going with them. It...
  32. Noodleface

    Maleficent

    A slew of friends saw this over the weekend. From what I gathered: 4/4 females loved it 0/4 males liked it, even a little
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that needed clarification
  34. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I have a feeling the Claymore will last the rest of the game. I have the Mastodon Greatsword but it will take a bit of farming to buff it up enough. I might just use the Claymore and then use my Large Club for bosses. I'm through Drangleic Castle now and into the next area, Shrine of Amana...
  35. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    It's at 20 or below I think. As for spells I typically enjoy playing melee only in these types of games so I don't put any focus into that. Might not be ideal but I enjoy it. I'll look for that mastodon sword.
  36. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I have the pursuers ultra great sword but not sure i like the move set yet. Is there anything similar to the claymores move set that is B or greater in str scaling?
  37. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I should also mention I've been putting a lot into str, end, and a few other minor points in other slots. Using large club +8 was absolutely hilarious on the old iron king as it took like 5 hits. Scorpion lady barely even got to move when I hit her
  38. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Heh I was wondering why shrine of winter opened early. I went the wrong way and when it opened I went "hmmm this makes no sense." I did kill all 4 though so I am in the clear. I haven't seen any of the other weapons Ronne referred too. I just enjoy the claymore move set. Are they similar?
  39. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Found a claymore and upgraded it to +10 and it is a beast. Same or roughly same moveset as Drangleic sword. I love it, will be my main weapon until the end. What should I put on it with the dull ember enchanting guy? Does it matter? I play a sword/shield dude and do no magic. I went on a tear...
  40. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    In general diet soda tastes like shit. Diet mountain dew tastes great though. I hate regular mountain dew as well.