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  1. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I... uh.. wow. Yeah.
  2. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I probably have the large club since I was already down there. I can't remember.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can a Wakandan get a bare shoulder up in here?
  4. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Russell was the epitome of 'sore loser' in both of those seasons. Instantly lost all respect for him when I saw him in the finale of both seasons.
  5. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Can we get a pic for reference? I didn't believe gym douchebaggery could get any worse than tapout shirts with gallons of water
  6. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I see the Great Club is found in the gutter, not quite there yet. Is the Zweihander an acceptable weapon as well?
  7. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Enjoying the shit out of this game now that I can play it. Went on a run and ended up killing the ruin sentinels, belfry gargs (fuck invaders), lost sinner, medusa, fat roll demon, chariot, skeleton kings or whatever, and now I'm at Smelter Demon. He fucked me once, but he doesn't seem to bad...
  8. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I am going to get a power rack eventually. I can't wait
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This guys got it. If you go toWelcome - What Would Tyler Durden Do: Celeb gossip, rumors, scandals, pictures and videosit's right on there.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a huge crush on Scarlett Johannson for the longest time, a month or two ago she went full nude in that movie and now I'm done. The mystery is gone bros (I WOULD STILL FUCK IT)
  11. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Agreed. They kept commenting "this is why we can't have nice things" and so forth. They are hot chicks (and a dude)
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro the secret is they want to feel sexy in clothes, they don't want to be naked. Plus yoga pants/shirt will firm up those areas that tend to sag
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    See through yoga suits could be a big hit.
  14. Noodleface

    Survivor

    BvW will be fine as long as fucking Rupert isn't on it again
  15. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    ? The best part of waking up, is Sriracha in your cup ?
  16. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Someone posted a picture of arya, sansa, margery, and oberyn making duck faces on /r/gameofthrones so I said I'd have sex with all of them. Banned. Fucking bullshit!
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    They weren't too b ad. Basically they were chicken nuggets but shaped like fries. The cartons had little sauce container holders embedded for maximum dippage. Tyson or Perdue sells frozen chicken fries that aren't too bad. They don't taste nearly as good.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I posted the Wendy's Chicken Strips they used to have but no upvotes The Spicy Chicken Sandwich is godly though
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    Target giving shitloads of money for used games 5/18/14 - 5/24/14

    That's some shit luck. We just bought a house so I'm not allowed to spend money on anything. Even then.. what would I buy at Target.
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There is something sexy about a woman in a nice pair of shoes. Gives me a boney
  21. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Right, killing them isn't a problem. It's when I walk into a room with 5 and I hit 4 but that one fart bombs me out of nowhere.
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    Survivor

    I would smash Parvati hard.. I mean she would probably be dead afterwards. Morgan is on another level for me though.
  23. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    i make it a point not to put condiments on my food that look like semen
  24. Noodleface

    Target giving shitloads of money for used games 5/18/14 - 5/24/14

    I wish I wasn't one of those faggots that never trades in games. Even games like Killzone or some PS2 games that I will never play again.
  25. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Is there a preferred strategy to the guys that belly flop and fart cloud you? I've found rolling away works, but I get some shitty luck and end up getting farted to death anyways. Finally beat the 3 sentinels on my first try after loading up last night. Funny how frustrating a fight can be...
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think so. Most days I'll go "I am definitely an ass man" while following women around staring at their asses. But then a ray of sunshine will burst in and I"ll see the most glorious boobs I've seen in the last 30 seconds and I'll change my mind.
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    You ain't putting no motherfucking mayo emulsions or mayo foam on that shit? Bro do you even mccheese?
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can never decide which I am.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am a man and I got a thing for big boobs. If that makes me creepy then call me samdaman
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to work at burger king, I will never for the rest of my life time eat mayo from a fast food place. That shit sat out all day, off ice. The top would get all hard and crusty and we'd just mix it around a bit.
  31. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I can get you some polaroids
  32. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Good recipe I tried last night. Bought a powdered mix McCormick Mesquite marinade for my chicken: mix oil, water, powder into a bowl add chicken grill to perfection I'm starting to feel like a regular fucking martha stewart
  33. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I've heard the tales of kuriin's male love.
  34. Noodleface

    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    What if I'm a noob, am I still allowed? I have read all the rules but never played a tabletop. If you prefer non-noobs it's ok, I won't be offended.
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm sitting here and wondering.. why does Wendy's choose to put mayo on their burgers by default? I've had to ask for it to be taken off for every burger I've ever ordered from there, and everyone I know does it too. Why?
  36. Noodleface

    Godzilla (2014)

    So... during the time from like the 50's until 2014 was Godzilla just hibernating in the ocean.. or... ??? Can't remember if they explained it at all.
  37. Noodleface

    Target giving shitloads of money for used games 5/18/14 - 5/24/14

    They give you a gift card and as far as I know in the US gift cards are no longer allowed to expire.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh god we got a white knight over here. Lindz show us all boobs.. exceptthat guy
  39. Noodleface

    Lawn Care

    Imagine a lot of hills and valleys, but instead of in some massive landscape it was just on my lawn, all over it. If you go through with a lawn mower it's bouncing all over the place.
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    Lawn Care

    Anyone dealt with a "bumpy" or "lumpy" yard before? It's fairly noticeable. One suggestion was that we put down loam, but I'm not sure.