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The grill actually pretty awesome.. I can't complain about it.

Are you funded for your PhD or are you straight up paying for it?

Next season this show needs to be 1 hour. I feel like they try to put too much into 30 minutes.

Depends on the company, we only hire people with degrees (and not from pay-for-degree schools).

"yo u got that deodorant?" I would get tested. Even if you wore a condom, she gave you the slurpy extreme a few times.

Bros.. Bros.. I was so hot from yard work yesterday that I cooked some burgers and bought a Baja Blast. It was nectar from the gods. I have never had such a delicious drink.

The entire movie I was wondering why the wife looked so familiar, just looked it up and she is the forgotten Olsen sister. She was fairly cute, but still had that Olsen alien head that they all have.

All guitars require maintenance

What was the name of Gilfoyle's girlfriend? Did she do any nudes? Pls say yes. I love this show. When Kumail started going on about how great the code was you knew what was coming but the buildup was great. Same with Elrich meeting the new wife.. you just knew it was coming. Laughed so hard...

Like McCheese I have a lot of trouble with this. My mom you can buy flowers and maybe take her out for food and that's good. My dad makes a good amount of money and generally buys whatever he needs when he needs it, and anything he didn't buy I definitely can't afford. Last year I think we got...

We did a lot of weird work on my family home when I was younger and we always rented tools (power washer, tiller, jackhammer). Me and my brother learned so much about home repair and I forgot all of it. We had to: - Power wash the entire house - Rip up an old tiled kitchen floor from the...

Sorry to hear dude. The plus side is there is a clearly documented way to pay for chemo if you watch a documentary I saw called Breaking Bad. On the serious hope it works out.

I had to stop playing this while I was moving, finally getting back into it as of last night. Got up to the sentinels and almost killed them on my 3rd try before getting too greedy and dying (we all have gotten to greedy once or a hundred times and felt the disappointing loss at 5%). Game is so...

I reviewed this as one of my worst fast food experiences of my life. Buffalo sauce tasted like shit and I did not realize I would have to eat them with my bare hands in work clothes.

Did a ton of yard work this weekend too, feeling sore as shit. In the center of our backyard was this area with two small trees, a bird bath and a shitload of leaves. We raked all the leaves out and found that black vinyl shit covering the entire area that stops grass from growing up, you'd...

Saw it. Thought it was just alright. I'd put it behind Pacific Rim for sure. Bryan Cranston stole the show.

Yeah, your first post made her sound awesome - now she sounds just as crazy or even crazier than the first chick. Fuck man.

We got along really well, were interested in a variety of things while also having certain things we each liked that the other didn't, had mind-blowing sex, and never really got into any major arguments. There came a point where I Just went "you know, I love this woman and I won't find anything...

Dabamf is always posting shit in here an as far as I remember has had short relationships and never been married. Get off your high horse dude. I'm a little late here. My take is this: fucking women at work conferences is probably awesome. If I were single I would do it too as my company has...

I just hope that no one pays. It's the only way the right thing will be done. Seriously fuck this guy. This shit keeps me up at night.

Their chicken gnocchi soup is lovely.

Did she let you know which body parts she let them cum on? Maybe she let all 4 cum in a martini glass and she drank it? Was she into fisting?

I said the same... by deduction I am a terrible person? ULTRA TASTER?!

I don't talk on the cellphone because I don't like talking to people. I fear the second sentence though. Is it irrational or rational?

supertouch isn't trolling, dude just has terrible opinions. I'm sure we all remember the penis stroking incident. I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS.

I definitely can't eat bleu cheese or any of the related cheeses. I've tried, it's just way to overpowering. I actually had another Baja Blast last night with some Digiornio pizza and it wasn't too bad. Still Code Red is my favorite. I hate cherries and I love Code Red. I think me disliking...

KHANE, plz if the chili cheese burrito is not on the menu I don't know what to order this weekend. My life is shattering before my eyes. PS. I am a faggot who loves Code Red, so there is that

In the Taco Bell setting I would agree, but here I sit at my desk with no diarrhea tacos in my gullet and it tastes like I'm drinking wood cleaner.

but killer instinct. but. but.

Let's get back on track. I just bought some Baja Blast. Tastes like Pine-sol. 2/10 wouldn't drink again.

already ahead of you boss

If you would recommend that to a sous vide food hipster I can't even imagine what you'd suggest to Etoille. Nevermind.. Nevermind.. insert joke about the morbidly obese

She is no cutie, she has a face only a horse could love

Pretty close to that

I brought up poopskin as a totally non-racist word, merely meaning the skin around a poop. I feel like I have done something terrible

You act like you're rebelling and being awesome, but you have those rights as a forum-goer. Keep fighting the shitty fight though.

Same with Geico for me.

Do people even say "Faulty Armor" anymore? I mean besides the one asian dude we have here that always uses it?

I was only preached to at Wendy's once when my brother drove me there while I was hammered and asked for a cold beer. The lady was super pissed over it for some reason and lectured me that they don't serve beer.

MS's Xbox division is filled with the stupidest people I've never met. Everytime they say anything all I hear is the noise of diarrhea exiting a rhino's ass.