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  1. Noodleface

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Man people get rustled over the stupidest shit here. If a mod made a rule that said we couldn't say "mongoloid tard-faced gorillas" some dude would be posting a thread in here spewing period blood out of his 30 foot tall vagina. Would you say "American Inventor" in public in front of a black person...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Still can't believe you eat boiled chicken
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She really reminds me of girls in highschool. I can't fathom an adult acting like this. True to the teenager mindset of even including songs in the emails.
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    HDTVs

    I'll find out when I get home what the hell it is. I distinctly remember googling the issue and a lot of threads stating you could not shut it off.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yes. Edit: I lied. The upgrade from grocery clerk -> intern was the same as intern -> engineer. Do not confuse those symbols with classes.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It would be even better if he just replied with "ok"
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    HDTVs

    Which menu is that option in? Please be explicit. Also send me explicit images of yourself.
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    HDTVs

    It's LCD -> 42LG500 or 42LG550, sometihng like that
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I think I was extremely lucky as my internship paid $24/hour. I went from $9/hour to that. They pay extremely well, but this is more engineering and lower-level than most others.
  10. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    What the fuck, not even Blueberry Zucchini Bread with Spouted Pumpkin Seeds and Pecans????
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    Home buying thread

    I am so glad our agent was good. Helped that he was a friend too. Now hearing about suing an agent makes me think if I had to sue him how shitty that would have been.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Do they wear raw denim and have long curly mustaches?
  13. Noodleface

    E3 2014

    When Zelda comes out the WiiU becomes an instant buy for me
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    HDTVs

    If you know a way, I'll blow your dick. I looked it up for awhile, but I had trouble finding much info. I shave my face daily so don't worry about a prickly beard.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Yep. I don't even like onion rings and this is the greatest. God forbid they put mayo on my triple whopper, but it's ok if you mess up a little on my fries.
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    HDTVs

    Yeah, I mean the option to turn that off seems so basic that you have to wonder what the hell they were thinking. In certain movies/shows it is truly unbearable (GoT in dark scenes pisses me off).
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Coincidentally my in-law family all makes these shitty shakes with the magic bullet. They use ice cream and milk and come out as some squished up icecream with loose milk all around it. It's the worst thing I've ever had. Actually, once my mother in law made home made ice cream out of almond...
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Best milkshake I ever had was at Sonic. I spent all day at Cedar Point (morning until night) in early July heat. I was overheated, sweating profusely, completely sunburnt, and felt as if I were dying. We went to Sonic and all I wanted was a goddamn soda and milkshake, no food. The milkshake...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now Onoes has a sex dungeon built in his house with no pussy to slay in it.
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    HDTVs

    I've had my LG tv for about 5 years now and it's still going strong. My only real complaint with it is when dark scenes come on the TV tries to auto-adjust and darkens the screen. You can't turn it off. Worst design decision ever. It's annoying in dark movies/shows.
  21. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Money isn't an issue to me either, I would totally rather throw money out my car window while driving down the highway than play on a system where the company can't make up their goddamn mind what their vision is.
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm mildly OCD when I eat. I always eat fries > sides > main, no matter what meal it is. That means at Wendy's it is fries > 4 pc nuggets > 4 pc nuggets > Baconator. Never mix.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It won't be official until Microsoft closes its doors, and even then some people here with have some glimmering pedophile-inspired hope.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I think dipping fries into frosty's is for down syndrome fucks with no taste buds and a lack of self-confidence.
  25. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh I think you misunderstood, I lost all desire to go because I was angry I didn't have a meat gun... I mean, besides, you know.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm going to print out your post along with your avatar and everything and just hand it to the person working the counter.
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I was always a Wendy's man. What can I say? Plus, when I heard they had a meat gun I lost all desire to go. To make up for this, I will go there this weekend. I'll even order whatever you want.. for me.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Now that I think about it, it may have been a lie. I believe I have eaten there twice. The first time I got that hexagon shaped thing, it was something about eating on the run or something. The second time I got 10 tacos with just beef and cheese.
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've only eaten taco bell once in my lifeI AM SORRY
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I do not know what you are mad about or what you are saying.
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    If you don't shit your brains out within 1 hour, then you'll most likely have a 75% normal bowel movement, maybe 25% softer than average. The poops you are being warned about are the explosive ones that come on within a half hour.
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let's all be honest here for a minute, we know he isn't going to do that.
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    Wolfenstein the New Order

    I heard this comes with access to Doom beta. Is there any info on that? I didn't even know a new Doom was coming out.
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Shut up, no one gives a fuck. What is the status on her poops?
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man you smoke too.. damn. I know this is the fast food thread but this stuff is troubling. My wife does the "eat once a day" thing and I had to stop her after she nearly fainted in her car after work one day. She has a really physical job and it was just crazy what she was doing.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Actually McCheese's post was surprisingly healthy. Say what you want about ground beef, that is still a fairly low-carb meal.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Did your brother die due to complications related to his diet? The 2 2-liters a day is really troubling to me. Do you have diabetes or any health issues? There's the McCheese-level diet, and then there's this.
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    Home Improvement

    I live in MA, so plenty cold during every month except May-August. I believe they are coming in through the basement, I found several piles of dead ants below every window in the basement. The spray is working, they're just dying when they get inside instead. I got some Amdro food things for...
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't like mountain dew at all, but I love the diet stuff. I can't drink any other diet sodas.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    At most it will feed me for 1 meal and then maybe like a snack later. If I'm really hungry I can plow through a large and then some breadsticks. Wash it down with diet mtn dew.