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Is there a preferred spray? Right now we aren't seeing them inside with the exception of 1 or 2 (and the death mound in the basement). I'd like to do whatever I can to minimize the impact.

This might not exactly qualify as home improvement. The day we moved in we noticed a handful of ants patrolling inside the house. I'm not sure how ants work, but my guess is they were looking for food and would report back. They never made it back. Last night I went into the basement because...

I once got extremely drunk and couldn't function and I had some Better Than Ezra song on repeat for 6 hours. To this day I can't hear it without wanting to kill myself. Creed though.. yikes.

That place makes you order some of that shit 3 days in advance! WE WANT OUR BURGERS NOW!

Perfect execution Xequecal. Onoes you watching this? That email does read like a younger girl wrote it.. I wouldn't even say 17, that's like 13 year-old material. Is she emotionally retarded like all day long?

We don't have to eat there, we choose to. THIS IS MY LIFE. This is the fast food thread

I don't mind feeling full but I hate the feeling where you're so full you have trouble breathing and unbuttoning your pants won't even help.

Come on man you can't count me out just yet.. it's only been like 4 hours since I opened betting.

The ol' period bang.. "man this feels great.. ok I'm done... FUCK THERE's BLOOD ALL OVER MY DICK"

As I was reading the beginning of your story, McCheese, I already knew the outcome. I am glad you delivered on what my brain promised me would be the outcome.

Just relaying what I've heard. Personally I have felt the quality dwindle a bit in the last 5 years. I still enjoy the food there though.

I like Olive Garden a lot but I believe it to be overpriced for what it actually is. I remember an AMA on reddit where the person said everything is prepared offsite, mostly all frozen and reheated.

Olive Garden used to have a meal "Garlic Chicken con Broccoli" and it was a gift from the heavens. Now they don't make it anymore and I refuse to eat there. Fucking COCKSUCKERS

Yeah I'm not really interested in a touch screen. It's just a remote.. I want it to turn things on and control the thing. I also don't want a remote that costs more than said thing.

Cool, I just ordered one of those. Fuck Comcast. Also fuck people who can't handle a remote control so they have to get dumbed down.

I always get the burgers at Ruby Tuesday. They had a double cheeseburger that was like 6 inches tall.. plus, their burgers are usually one of the few places that actually tastes like fresh hamburger and has a homemade taste to it.

Ok gentlemen betting is now open. How long until they are back together? I say 3 weeks.

The x1 controller is a piece of shit. They removed the option of allowing you to control othe devices with it. You can't even change inputs on your tv. Looked into it and its because too many idiots were switching inputs and thinking their cable was out. Fuck this. I got rid of my tv remote long...

Man, I wonder how my wife would react knowing I have a list of people I would fuck if things ever didn't work out. The list is probably over one million fine ladies and is resorted and added to on a daily basis.

We can talk about m'lady Clarke being nude all day. tips fedora

Sort of anecdotal to drinking ranch.. There was a dude at work who saw me put franks red hot on some steak tips (pretty good, might I add). He asked if he could have some of my sauce so I said sure. It was that moment I realized he had no food and drank some of the red hot. McCheese was this you?

I hope Dany keeps appearing nude. It was at the moment when she walked into the scalding bath that I thought "this is going to be the best show I ever watch in my lifetime"

I tried levelling a character in WoW with my wife. It was at that point that I noticed she read every quest even if she had completed them before and that I must quit. Told her I hated the game and never played it again.

I'm really enjoying the way they turned the hound from a soulless bastard to a downright comedian. His one-liners are brilliant.

Good luck with assembly, fuck that shit. Also fuck discrete math. I absolutely hated that bullshit class.

I've had some non-finishers too, particularly when we first started dating. I think it was nerves. It all ended around the 4th time we had sex and I rolled off her and fell into her wall (a thin, make-shift wall) and heard her brother yell "what the fu ck was that!" from the other room. After...

I'm immune to it now so I have no idea, Grumpus we need to find out about. I remember at one year I was fucking her 3 times a day, getting tons of gifts, and being able to still go to the gym and do whatever I want. Now.. not so much..

Good idea. Edit: Was confused, did research. Me stupid.

One year.. still in the honeymoon stage. Have you had the privilege of walking in on a rogue turd she left in the toilet yet?

Not a bad idea..

all cheese is the same

I'll wall mount the next TV. I've always preferred a nice entertainment center in the living room. Besides, I'd have to put all the wires in the wall (PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, WiiU, Surround Sound, Cable)..

R+L=J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT

$6 seems excessive, our local supermarket sells them for $3.99/lb. I'm not a raw denim, wooden cap hot sauce hipster fag though

fuckin fags, I went to Mexico and got real deal shit-your-bleeding-rectum-out hot sauce. This stuff makes the acid blood in the movie Aliens look palatable. It doesn't even have a fuckin' brand or anything, just an ingredients list.

Or get the fucking king of macaroni and cheese - Velveeta. Fuck off with putting extra shit in there.

I'm on board with this, for a skinny chick she's got a pretty hefty ass. The action would be a nice change of pace too.

Wrong, that sounds infinitely better. Infinitely better than fucking kraft cheese slices on sketti

I'm not burnt out.. just moved into a new house and I would be murdered if I kept playing every night

I don't care if it's infinity% gelatin, it tastes like ass-shit.