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Worst part of the entire move this weekend was someone broke my TV stand. Of all the pieces of equipment I wanted to utilize last night.. it was the goddamn TV. I had to go out and by another stand for our TV.. although, it is really nice and made of real wood and shit. Blessing in a $250 disguise.

Are you using too much weight? Watching people spot improperly always gave me the chills. That is one exercise you do not want to do improperly, you can really fuck yourself up.

Going to be away from the game for awhile, might be off or on a bit but not seriously. If a spot is required please remove me.

Fuck that. My stepfather once made us a pizza that he said was his grandmothers secret recipe and the best pizza he had ever had. I ate some and was so disgusted. I asked him what the hell was wrong with it and he told me instead of shredded mozzarella he uses kraft singles. WHO THE FUCK DOES...

My wife once yelled at my because I emptied like two bags of cheese on a pizza we made because I wanted extra cheese. She told me it would be terrible (she worked as a pizza chef). I told her it would be the most glorious thing ever. She was right.

It would be a caesar salad with a burger on top, minus lettuce, and anything else healthy.

You're god damn right you would. You know who wouldn't? Uppity faggot hipsters.

McCheese is onto something and i'm thinking no one really likes the apples, they just want to fit in. You know what they should put on their salads in the summer? burgers. An american delicacy.

Do you mean you were leaning too far forward or you were leaning too far back? Picturing the second makes me laugh

Are you inferring my wife is loose? Or that I only pleasure her through penetration?

We're planning a lot of family events over the summer. The Weber is nice, the price is alright. Are Kenmore's any good? The price is right at $400 and are fairly large + stainless steel. My father coincidentally uses: Amazon.com: Weber 2880001 Summit S-670 Grill, NATURAL GAS, Stainless Steel...

Sorry to bump this. Looking to buy a propane grill for around $200-500. Been looking at a few Kenmores. Also considering a Weber, but haven't found anything in that range that caught my eye. Any recommendations? I like that Weber that was posted way above for $379, but AFAIK the guy never...

She often says it is "too intense". She can't find a happy medium. I have told her to just let go but she doesn't. Probably something psychological. After almost 6 years I have all but given up.

She's a bit of a prude in that respect. I've toyed (lol) with the idea with her, and she seemed receptive, but quickly said she didn't want to. Time to get her drunk.

Anyone ever use duct-less central heating/ac units? My brother in law is trying to sell us on one and will install for cost, but I've never used one so not sure how efficient and effective they are.

I levelled 4 additional characters using only bounties and I have an extra 400 keys sitting in my stash...

I've only tried to bang my wife while hammered once and it did not turn out good. 1) Tried to involve many deviant acts that my wife DID NOT want to participate in 2) Limp Dick Syndrome

Usually happens to me if I'm really stressed or tired, or if I mistakenly masturbated like 20 minutes ago because I thought we wouldn't have sex. I've never faked it, but I've thought about it. My wife gets all sad and acts like she isn't good enough or something. If I can't calm her down I...

Don't know why people care if they fake it. I guess I would just prefer my wife didn't and just say something along the lines of "I have trouble orgasming." Are you feeling emasculated or?

How did it go lindz? We just closed. Very smooth process, no extra charges or hidden stuff. They fixed all the issues in the house, really nice people overall. Thanks for all your help bros.

Exactly. You need to camp spawns and missing a 5 hour window could be devastating

Drink a no carb no sugar monster. Shit has like 200mg caffeine and tastes surprisingly good.

Can you tell us how long it actually lasts? I fucked my wife once for like 3 hours and we both decided never again

Was it really $5.99 for that?

Consider it an engineering fee

I called her a whore and she gave me the jerkoff shield, so there is some truth to it

The sample pool is just so small that I can only take those as extremely good (?) RNG. If it becomes an epidemic I'll believe it.

Is it still a victory lap if you helicopter your dick instead?

It wouldn't be a simple fix for sure. Until I see other people mimicking it then I'm calling shenanigans. I must live in some dream world where I'd hope that Blizzard didn't use freshmen university students to code key infrastructure components of their game. I've seen the money thing and heard...

Props if you can have Steve Vai playing guitar solos in the background while doing it. What's the breakdown of living vicariously through Onoes vs hoping for some sort of epic failure? I think I'm around 60/40

If his theory was correct they'd patch it. They didn't, so I don't believe him. I also haven't seen anyone else claiming this works.

Black people have an innate "get jacked doing nothing" gene

our walkthrough is tonight. Since the house was a complete rehab and completely redone we aren't worried. Nobody has even lived in the house in a couple years. We asked him to secure the dishwasher... so hopefully he did that. That was our one request.

If we find out this is clock-based, I have serious issues with the programmers at blizzard. Wasn't the max gold issue because they used a 32-bit UINT instead of 64-bit or something?

My theory on this is: 1) Kill monsters 2) Collect loot 3) Bitch 4) Kill more 5) Go to step 2

Hah. Our bank is where we got financed, so it wasn't awkward - it was awkward carrying around such a large check though. I felt like I was a wanted man.

Big Phoenix more like Big CockBlocker

Good luck dude

I did have a roof, on the other hand there were roaches in the food court.

He told us just bring the amount on our HUD-1 and bring a personal check in case there is some error. just called him.