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  1. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    They probably won't make a PS4 edition. Maybe Dark Souls 3. It's ok bros, join the PS3 master race.. we've been waiting..
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    My point is you said you're really enjoying the grind. The grind of not playing?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Weren't you the dude who was afking at the Act 5 spot to just collect legendaries and paragon levels?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I think the thought here is that if you drink a lot of water in a short time period your kidneys will have trouble keeping up. Whether or not that gives a person headaches I don't know. Not a doctor, but I have watched a lot of ER. Other signs of diabetes would be blurry/loss of vision...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I was thinking about this earlier, we're polar opposites. With our powers combined.....
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    Friday The 13th

    Nope gonna be about Jason and his "wacky" family.
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    Comcast Agrees to Buy Time Warner Cable

    This just in: President lies
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    Friday The 13th

    Thread is not in the wrong forum... Friday the 13th: The TV series. What in the actual fuck were they thinking: Series: Horror Franchise To Become TV Show
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    Dark Souls 2

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    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    their clip size should be restricted
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    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    Black people with pitbulls are terrible dog owners. That's what I'm taking away from all of this. PROVE ME WRONG.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    If he was drinking 6-8gallonsof water I'm sure he would be dead.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Adam12 told me I had to keep this name or he would put ricin in the stevia that my wife likes to use. Noodleface is good
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    FLL/Hollywood Florida

    When we went to South Beach it was just ok. Lot of high end shops and expensive food, that was about it. The only awesome part was going to the actual beach there and being surrounded by hundreds of topless women with humongous titties.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Do you have diabetes?
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    Random technology news & announcements

    I didn't quote the article, I quoted the guy saying Intel is going to be driven out of business. This is good news: Report: Google to end forced G+ integration, drastically cut division resources | Ars Technica
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    Office Document Tracking System (RFID?)

    This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He needs to go to his ex and say "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.. With my dick" Or not. Actually don't. Srs
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Duuuuudeis that guy mixing budweiser and orange soda? Fuck that makes me want to throw up
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I blame it on this new-age hipster bullshit parenting. I have a feeling Etoille's kid is going to be allergic to humans, she sounds like a hipster parent
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I think they only test your glucose fasting level if your original blood sugar levels are over 200. They want to see your fasting levels to see if they stay in the high (or very low) range to see if you have diabetes. I think that's what Deathwing was asking about.
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    Random technology news & announcements

    You are absolutely fucking crazy if you think anyone is going to push Intel out of the business. They own a majority of enterprise level processing (servers). Where you'll see Intel pushed out is in the mobile/SOC stuff - ARM is big, and it's getting bigger. No one can compete with Intel...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She doesn't give bjs
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Agreed. This is McCheese's "Other Games"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Everytime Onoes doesn't post for a few days I just assume something absolutely ridiculous is happening right as we speak and we'll get a nice 3 paragraph response in a couple days. It's a roll of the dice whether or not the outcome is some new sexcapade, house work, or "you guys were right.."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anal yeast infections
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Time to buy Xfinity XFASTXBLASTX Fast Lane for $19.99/mo
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude you weren't even paying any goddamn fucking attention at all. Jesus dude. No fruit. only plain
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What if you use yogurt as lube?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Everyone will know about it now, with my name being changed.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The burger king sauce did make my nose run just slightly. It was definitely spicier than most places, but didn't have a buffalo taste. I was mostly put off that I had to eat the slathered tenders by hand.
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    "JB- Ya know.. If you could take a coca-cola.. and just go half coca-cola and half Diet Coke.. cause i'm tryin to watch my figure... Gotta lose some of the weight.."
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The worst kind of person...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have never done A2P. Only once on accident when I dragged by dick through the asscrack and straight into pleasure town and she got a UTI.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I was keeping a very large stash and then re-evaluated my life. Why do I need my level 60 1400 DPS Skorn? My crusader at 45 already had a 2000 DPS 1-hander. Sharded. Along with all the random shit-ass legendaries I was saving for other characters.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How common are yeast infections among young, moderately healthy women? My wife has never had one that I know of, but if yogurt is the cure maybe now I know why her mom always buys so much - that crotchety bitch
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    The Fast Food Thread

    FUCK this thread. I brought a salad to work (I forgot to put chicken in it too FUCK SHIT) and now I'm contemplating "saving" it and going to get fast food again. FUCK.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm bringing that bitch home some yogurt now.. THROAT YOGURT. Give me a bro-five
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ah.. the infamous "velcro" stage