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  1. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I noticed Pizza Hut is doing something like 50% off all pizzas until Jan 10th... I wonder if that has something to do with it
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    Rerolled Games of the Year - 2013

    I own TLoU but havent had a chance to play it.. roughly how many hours does it take to beat? Might be my weekend since we'll be snowed in..
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    Home buying thread

    We started to look around at houses. In our area we're probably looking at around $250k-300k for a decent first house, that seemed to be about the average anyways. I think in the next couple of months we're going to really get the ball rolling. She's really nervous about it and worried we'll not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She is! The problem is she's working a terrible job now and always comes home late and falls asleep early. One day... one day...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It's taco bell.. all their food is like that
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a similar problem when we first started dating. I had been without a woman for about 7 years as well and my brain was wired to porn. I had a lot of trouble ejaculating by my then girlfriend (now wife) - we had like 3 hour sex sessions before I would. After a month or so I was like a...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yeah seriously bullshit on DS2. I said I wouldn't buy it but I probably will..
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    Dark Souls 2

    A lot of people recommend just playing it any not looking up anything. If you play like that, the game will probably take between 40-80 hours depending on how good you are. Or you can look up stuff like new player youtube videos that show you how to do basic things like dodging, parrying...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yeah at the time I had a shitload of guitars too (lots of seven strings!!) and I was thinking why I should pay people so much to ruin my guitar. It was cool because at the time there was no youtube, so you basically just followed his directions and pictures and hoped for the best. When I did my...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I had it my way, my day would be interspersed with bouts of sex and video game playing while drinking Code Red.. but, for whatever reason it never works out.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It looked like one of those things that's only good for when you're banging a 14 year old girl and her dad comes home. I'm sure Gaige really likes them.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Isn't gwyn the last boss?
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    One time I had the guys over at Rick's Music in Swansea, MA do a setup on my Ibanez RG3120 (my baby) because the tech was highly referred. I got my guitar back with the shittiest action, buzzing everywhere, and just generally played like shit. The kicker was my locking nuts weren't even...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So are you saying I should just place my dong in her mouth and take my prize? I like the way you think
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    Path of Exile

    My wife has been hogging our consoles so I just downloaded this as well. Seems cool, but I instantly muted every chat channel
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    RL Picture Thread

    The only man I'd ever consciously have sex with is Kuriin.. but you're close man
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    We go to one of the Work Out Worlds ($10/mo) so we get filled to the brim. We've taken to the streets as well.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's a small ray of hope but he's probably also representing a small percentage of marriages.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I am not really looking forward to tomorrows snow either.. I have no boots. Wife will be delivering mail during it
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Nothing wrong with starting acoustic and actually you'll build a fair amount more finger dexterity being forced to play on one. When you get an electric more than likely you'll feel as if your hand dwarfs the neck right away.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I have had an ebony and didn't like it very much, could've been the guitar though. The Les Paul was made in 1976 so I would not change a thing on it haha
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    After being in school for around 6 years I am finally playing again. I basically spent the last 6 years looking at it.. I had to sell off all my amps and guitars to pay for school (sold a 7 string to Seventh's friend for instance) and just never had time between engineering school and other...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Good luck. One thing I'm really jealous of newcomers to guitar is the amount of tutorials and information you can find on Youtube. That shit wasn't around when I started.
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    RIP Uncle Phil

    This upsets me, I loved that show and thought he was a good actor for the show.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hah this reminds me. My wife was pretty old school and had a workout calendar. She would put a star on days that we had sex as it was a sort of workout. I posted in this thread before I got married about issues we were having and really weren't having sex. One of the clinchers for me was telling...
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    Dark Souls 2

    I wouldn't recommend getting the Gravelord Sword on a first playthrough.. kind of cheats the game.
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    2013 Rerolled Awards

    Onoes car thread.. jesus christ. Just when you think a human being could not be any dumber he continually raised his dumb level with every post
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    It's still the best thing to practice with, but you could probably download a metronome app for your iphone
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    Affluenza

    Party on mothafuckas
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    Dark Souls 2

    My only problem is what I like to call the "fuck you mechanic" where you'll accidentally die by a boss walking next to you or some bullshit
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    2013 Rerolled Awards

    Can Johnny49 be put on the list somewhere? Guy is retarded as fuck
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Some dude at work used a pepper grinder to make some ghost chili pepper and that shit ruined my life
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    2013 Rerolled Awards

    fuck
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    2013 Rerolled Awards

    a_skeleton_03 had me pegged as worst poster ever for awhile, so I might be on some people's lists
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    Affluenza

    I feel like I can make that joke as my aunt is a meth head. I have Meth Affluenza.
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    Affluenza

    I thought the general rule was "if there's crack, you can bet there's a black. If there's meth in sight, it's a goddamn white"
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    Health Care Thread

    I just signed up for health insurance through my new job. $50/week for me and the wife on Tufts with a dental and vision package as well as life insurance. Do I need to worry about this jabberwocky at all? Will I be struck by a drone soon? Will LA cops come to my house and kill me?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Eh, Killzone had a decent story with pretty good graphics and decent enough gameplay. Wasn't the best game I've ever played but I mostly had fun (minus freefall, FUCK THAT SHIT). 6/10 is a fair grade. Like I've always said, the game is worth a rent - definitely not a buy (I would redo it if I...
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    Buying a car?

    1 year birthday of my Honda Accord. 30K miles and not an issue yet. Pretty solid car.
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    Affluenza

    Crack kills man.