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They might tell us we need sex constantly, but they aren't the only ones. I know it's tough to understand the opposite sex, but our penises are constantly telling us stuff. Much like your vagina probably is.

That reminds me of a month ago. I worked 7AM-9PM and when I got home was pretty hungry. Grabbed some chips and started going to town, all the while receiving a dirty look. Finally I was all "what???" and she told me she was wearing a very nice bra and I should've known that was a signal. I...

Yeah and when we're done frolicking through the meadows and receiving blowjobs from supermodels that would happen. I meant, do you think it would have had the same outcome? Not do you think it should happen that way. Chances are, the poor black kid would be locked up and probably hit with a...

We were in serious boner-graveyard territory pre-marriage when we were both working 2 jobs and planning the wedding. I was pretty worried. Lately it's picked up, but sometimes she gets home so late and instantly falls asleep (mail carrier) so I chalk some of it up to that. I'm planting my seed...

If he was a poor black kid would this trial have ended the same? Let's assume his parents were equally terrible and not around much, possibly addicted to crack.

She's only initiated it a few times in the 5 years we'd been dating, almost always it's me. She always tells me I miss the signs.. like "I showered and was sitting on the couch, but you didn't seem to get the hint" ??????????? what?

Regardless of whether or not he's murdered during any of those 5 DUIs, the intent was there

Going through spiritual enlightenment is an extraneous case though and not the norm

You ain't no phillip, but IRREGAHDLESS welcome.

I think there are legal limits for a reason, to avoid any doubt in such a situation. You can disagree and say that a 0.09 is not the same as a 0.2 and you're right it's not; however, we have no idea if the 0.09 would end up driving down the street and killing a family minding their own business...

My wife was all in a huff when I told her I still spanked my monkey. She was confused and didn't understand why I would need to do that if we were having sex a few times a week. They are wired much differently, but at the same time they need to understand that unlike women we can't just "stop"...

Let's pretend I have a lot. Is this the same situation?

I kind of want to get drunk and be handed a shotgun and see what happens. It should be ok as long as I don't understand right and wrong.

See I think if you were gay you could ask your other "hey why no sex bro" and you'd get a straight answer. With women you have to unravel 74 layers to find out last week you put a bowl in the cabinet incorrectly and she hasn't forgiven you.

Nymeria with some christmas spirit

My in-laws are like that. Have a V8 Tacoma, a Titan, and a tiny-ass Hyundai Elantra. One works in the grocery store and the other has a work van. Not really sure... can't explain it, although the truck has personally come in handy when I've had to move stuff.

One other question, since I am a bit clueless. How does credit factor in with a newly married couple applying for a house loan? For instance say I had a 500 credit rating and my wife had an 800 credit rating, but I make 2x her salary. I am just curious how credit works in this case? Our credit...

Tell your son only faggy hipsters wear skinny jeans. On topic, I just bought a Hakko FX888D soldering station. A lot of people reviewed it higher than the Weller stuff because customer service in the US is top notch compared to Weller. Pretty excited to start soldering and shit.

I agree, I'm moving to Europe.

Coincidentally men's wearhouse is the only place that hasn't fucked up tailoring my suit, all the other big name places have.

I only knew that because he talked about it on Conan.. I half thought he was joking. Guess not

I'm at a weird place because I dislike the american cut for the morbidly obese but hate the skinny hipster european cut as well. Fuck it I'm just wearing Hawaiian shirts every day with socks and sandals.

SO WHERE DO WE SHOP THEN? Please don't tell me to go buy tailored shirts from some random chinese street vendor

I've had a LG for a few years now and it's worked flawlessly

I don't even have the chance, been fucking so often since being married that my dick is missing skin

I didn't get it to save money, mostly just convenience and a little less waste on my part. Plus, I didn't even ask for it so that was a bonus. It came with about 6 or 7 full syrup bottles plus they gave me some they didn't end up liking. I'll probably buy a few more and be quite stacked up for...

Fucking jugs

Cumberbatch, the villain from Star Trek: Into the Darkness, voiced Smaug and IIRC did motion capture for him too.

I find it oddly unsettling that Brahma makes no mention of do-rags and matching all articles of clothing to his shoe color.. something I find modern black people do. Then again Brahma is a nerd, so I don't think he is the typical black man.

tldr: parents are faggots

Yeah I know for a fact neither of my parents put down 20% in recent years (in MA). I think it would've been like 50-75k and neither of them save up that well.

Never driven drunk in my life. This is such an absolute bullshit verdict and I can't believe more people aren't upset about this. Jait that may possibly be the worst post I've ever read

Too haunted

Anyone tried either of the new chipotle sandwiches at Wendys?

In most colleges anything below a C or C- doesn't count towards your major and is considered failing.

From what I remember he was never lumie on rerolled but always luminati, I could be wrong though

Cool, exactly what I was looking for. $50-70 for a year is good enough for me.

Fair enough, I will have to think about him working with us (haven't confirmed it yet, just threw around the idea). Additionally, how much should we be putting for a down payment? What's the low range nowadays? I think we may still go 20%, but just trying to figure out how low we can go.

I'm looking for an everyday pair of shoes to wear around the office. Anyone have any experience with Dockers shoes? They're pretty cheap, so looking at a nice pair of brown or black on the cheap, in particular: Men's Cypress Casual Oxford Black: One Pair For Life with Sears or Dockers...