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  1. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm levelling slow because I'm a filthy casual, but I still think FFXI had it done right and they had the multi-class stuff done perfectly. I'm still enjoying this game, but I think the difference is with this game you can see the light at the end of the tunnel whereas with FFXI you couldn't.
  2. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    FF14 really should have stuck with the FfXi levelling pace and group mechanics.. Taking the wow "level to max in a few days approach" is what is singlehandedly destroying the genre. We need longevity on the way up, not just endgame!
  3. Noodleface

    Boston pedophile planned to kill and eat children(w/ bonus dungeon pictures)

    I work pretty close to Milford and not far from Worcester. Worcester is where all the death metal concerts take place, so I'm not really surprised.
  4. Noodleface

    Random technology news & announcements

    I think it's misleading, it offers the same kind of health risks as Wi-Fi except it's amplified by about 200x.
  5. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm still coming to terms with it.. it is a daily struggle. The worst is grapefruit juice I think. Had it once in my life and that was it. Is this disease fatal?
  6. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Those gifs are disgusting. Pussy feels nice but looks alien
  7. Noodleface

    Friday The 13th Prank

    If someone comes charging at you with a chainsaw and you have no knowledge of whether or not it has blades on it are you legally justified in shooting and putting down the assailant? It's even documented on video. I feel like you could get away with that. You might even get a prize.
  8. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've had a bit of free time yesterday and today and I didn't even feel like logging in.. damn.
  9. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Despite mathematical proofs, a wikipedia page dedicated to the problem, countless people offering expanded logic, he is still fighting the good fight. Listen man, I know you don't want to admit you're wrong.. but a lot f people smarter than anyone on this forum figured this shit long ago.
  10. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    It has been confirmed multiple times that I have that weird taste disorder someone linked before, I don't remember the name of the condition.
  11. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I wouldn't go to gilg, sounds like A team is about to clear the current raid situation and move onto the next monthly MMO.
  12. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Listen I get it. I fucked up. Stop treating me as your poop socks.
  13. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Araysar why are you assuming that you can't win in round 1?
  14. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well fuck me and call me Mandy. Although it's still blocked. I ain't paying for this shit.
  15. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    This is a logical fallacy in itself because nothing with this game is easy to find on any of square enix's website. Plus it's all blocked at work.
  16. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'll go with Legumes. Bear Grylls eats like 98% legumes and he is shredded as fuck. I won't drink my own piss or cook the legumes in piss though.
  17. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Do we even know what the sub rates will be? Last I checked we didn't, and that's shady as FUCK
  18. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Araysar confirmed would fail the first test in a probability and statistics class. It's ok dude.
  19. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    If you flip a coin ten times, the probability is 0.50 that you'll get either heads or tails (p(1-p:emoji_nose:. In any given ten-coin flip situation, you won't get 5 heads and 5 tails, that isn't what probability suggests, but rather it is the ideal situation that will lead to 0.50 chance. The thought is...
  20. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    You really think that punk-ass bitch Ramsay could take Stannis out? In all seriousness, I figured he had captured Mance and took that information to fuck with Jon. Who cares about Stannis now that Azor Ahai is about to be reborn. My Wakandan's gonna fuck this shit up.
  21. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'd say it's split Draegan. I think the first month dropoff is going to be huge.
  22. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    It still has the consistency of a torrent of feces entering your mouth
  23. Noodleface

    Riddick (2013)

    I just saw this movie. I waited the whole time for the story to progress and it didn't. This movie sucked. The titty and almost vag shots made it get 2/10 from me. The ending was like "Oh shit movie needs to end, wrap it up in 10 seconds."
  24. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Don't worry man, Brown Rice is fucking shitty. I hate that shit. It's like.. regular rice but not good at all, with no good flavor or textures and the color of a particular group of people I hate. I was going to ask if the co-worker that fell was Sean, but then I felt bad and didn't say it...
  25. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    In this thread we will find out who has done maths in college and who has a liberal arts degree
  26. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    I took Probability for Engineers last year and this was the first problem we went over. I won't keep you in suspense, I got a B-. I DONT KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWER
  27. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    They get locked at random times, just keep trying. It's much better than beta and launch now.
  28. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I don't think I'll raid, it's sad.. but if they don't change it for the next tier of raiding then what's the point. Anyways, I did call you a poopsocker, but I used it as a term of endearment because I was jealous that I can't play that much. I'm an ex-poopsocker looking for a fix of...
  29. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yeah well most of us have a disdain for a piece of shit game that makes you run the same dungeon 74 (by your count) times in order to be deemed raid worthy. That is fucking shitty design no matter how you spin it. You should have to run the dungeon and collect gear from that dungeon to become...
  30. Noodleface

    Just had my expired passport stolen

    You can't even use an expired passport as a valid form of ID. The only thing bringing it does is increase the chance of identity theft. Guess it won't be a problem now, since it's gone.
  31. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Was Jozu the dude that kept posting spoilers in the other thread and saying he had never read the books but then was ousted? I know there's been a few people, but I remember him. Mountain v1 actually looks like he could be the hound's brother, the other two not as much.
  32. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I feel like the new car smell of this game is wearing out
  33. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Me and my wife play sitting next to eachother.. there is a good 1.5 second delay from what I do on my PC to what she sees on her screen. If I'm running in front of her on mine I'm running behind her on hers. Fucking shitty server placement. I doubt they are brute forcing accounts.. unless...
  34. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I feel like there's enough software engineers on this forum that we could make a decent parser. Seems like there is a need.
  35. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'd like to think of him as a American Inventor. See ya'll in RRP.
  36. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Some of the Ulduar hard modes turned me from the guild comedian to the guild asshole main tank that raged after every wipe. It was shitty.
  37. Noodleface

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That I have the pC version of ff14 for myself and bought the ps3 for my wife but if we want to switch platforms I need to buy separate licenses for both accounts. That's some real fucking bullshit. I don't want 4 goddamn copies of the same godsamb game.
  38. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I ain't no hater, I used to be a pretty extreme poopsocker so I have nothing but respect and jealousy towards those who still poopsock when I can't. I'd say my comments were more negative towards se and their lack of content at 50
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I ate at a place called Primo's Hoagies in South Beach, turns out it's a chain in quite a few states. Best goddamn sub I've ever had in my pathetic goddamn life.