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  1. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I dare you to try it again, the game runs great now. Shit still loads in funny, but chunking is gone and it runs at a good FPS while the graphics still look pretty good.
  2. Noodleface

    Comcast X1?

    They're fairly good with us, minus a hiccup we had where they charged me over $100 to install at my new place when they didn't install -- I did. We record all of our TV because we work so much, so we're mostly interested in the expanded DVR and new features.
  3. Noodleface

    Buying a car?

    I had a 1994 Accord. I was a dickhead. Didn't change or add oil for 6 years. Car kept going. One day I bought a new car, on the way to pick it up the Accord just died in the middle of an intersection. Engine Seized and the transmission gears ate up eachother inside the tranny. Mechanic said he'd...
  4. Noodleface

    Comcast X1?

    Oh I agree, but I'm one of those people that still uses Comcast for cable, phone and internet. It's expensive as shit but it's convenient for me. I already pay $180/mo
  5. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Yeah... yelling that you will beat someone with your paddle the first challenge is sort of a red flag
  6. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah I actually pay $20/month, but it gives half off all beverages and I can bring any non-member person with me every day as long as I'm there.. plus free tanning. It's a nice gym and it's only acouple of years old. Used to play $50/mon for one that sounds like what you go to.
  7. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    We go to Work out World here.. $10/month and it's 24 hours. It's packed to fuck between 5PM->10PM though
  8. Noodleface

    Comcast X1?

    Does anyone have this? I've been seeing the commercials everyday but ignored them completely. I figured it was like when Xfinity came out and I thought it was something cool but it was really the same thing. I guess the X1 is the new HD DVR featuring 500GB storage(from 180 now), has apps and...
  9. Noodleface

    Don Jon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Scarlett Johansson

    Enjoy but would enjoy more if my dick was peeing in her butt
  10. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    We had a party once at my old gym and I ate a hot dog with a guy that had Downs Syndrome. The conversation was dull, but the dude was ripped as hell. I'll never forget it.
  11. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Planet fitness has like pizza parties and shit still? It's a joke. And while it might not matter to your wife, ours has an alarm that goes off if you grunt too loud or drop a weight. It's a joke. Be careful with auto withdrawal. I forgot to change my card so my gym kept trying to charge a...
  12. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Nothing of value was lost amirite guys????
  13. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Yeah the immediate RI was dumb. Even if Rupert had an idea that would happen, I have to give him credit for letting his wife play in his place. I mean, he was probably thinking "if I let her go I am never hitting that again, if I go she will let me map out Hawaii on her back. " whatever the...
  14. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    He was posting in the buying a car thread talking about trading this clunker in just the other day.
  15. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    Don't try to lull me into a false sense of security
  16. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    I think the government is watching me. Here's the current situation. If you all remember, the Boston Marathon bomber went to my University (UMass Dartmouth) which I am currently attending. Then I read this today: http://www.tauntongazette.com/news/x...ham-last-month That temple is the...
  17. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    I think I am the main target and they haven't been able to get me yet
  18. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    I'm also a bit confused by the whole winning thing, unless I'm missing something. If a husband or a wife win, I know there's some contract where they aren't allowed to share winnings but realistically nothing will happen. Doesn't being on the show with a close family member basically double your...
  19. Noodleface

    Fall 2013 TV Premiere Calendar

    I'm pretty pissed that it looks like the Glades have been cancelled (even though it is a Summer show)..
  20. Noodleface

    Don Jon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Scarlett Johansson

    Cannot happen, all of my pornographic hallucinations have ScarJo in them. They aint no romcoms with JoGo tho.
  21. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    I did laugh a little at Rupert's "I'm not doing shit" attitude. I'm trying to remember what Colton said.. but didn't Jeff ask him if he knew any black people and he said his housekeeper or something. Guy is a major dick and doesn't get it, at all. No one gives a fuck that you're gay, and...
  22. Noodleface

    Warhammer Online RIP

    This game wasn't bad, but I don't think I made it past the first month. The PVP was such dogshit, with the certain mirror classes being downright better than their counterparts. RIP Squid Herder
  23. Noodleface

    World War Z

    I juST wanted to come back into this thread and again re-iterate that this movie fucking sucked dick balls
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't care about it that much honestly. I came into the divorce thread, what did I expect? It got to me in the beginning only when people were posting that shit in every thread on the forum like they were following me around. Marriage is good so far. I guess we'll see though. Even I...
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Grumpus gotta be trollin, no way my Wakandan goin down like that to settle on the first piece of clam that wraps around his dick
  26. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I cut it off man, geez
  27. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Starts tonight I think. never been less excited for a season of survivor ever. I hope Rupert gets voted off immediately.. is this like his 4th time playing? You lost dude, get over it.
  28. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I once grew out my hair to an obscene length. There was a period of time in between having a bowl cut and having almost long hair where you just looked like a homeless woman with a dick and people weren't quite sure if you were gay. I think it's the same thing with weight loss.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hmm.. 19 years old. Hmm. I got nothing man, go for it!
  30. Noodleface

    Guild Wars 2

    Blackgate got him
  31. Noodleface

    The Video Thread

    That video was depressing. The machine loading the chickens up.. man..
  32. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    Guy is probably stalling because he knows there's a good chance he's going to fuck up book 6 and 7.
  33. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I really hope those aren't splooge marks to the far left of the hat
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let's make this perfectly clear man, I really need to clear up a point you brought up that is bothering me. The BJ in the car thing stops when they get their hooks in. Trust me. It's one of their tricks. I used to love the ol "let's go for a ride so you can give me a BJ" thing - and then one...
  35. Noodleface

    Post Your Pet

    Animal Control in every city I've ever lived in has basically been a crock of shit. We had a lady on our street that let her dogs roam, one attacked my brother and bit a hole in his jeans. They told us they couldn't do jack shit because whenever they came she refused to answer the door. I...
  36. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    CNN gonna CNN
  37. Noodleface

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    What the fuck is a game manual
  38. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    This is such awesome news! Maybe I'll play again one day if the expansion pans out.
  39. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    The unfortunate thing was he kept calling the police on us and they basically told him he was crazy if he thought they would tell us to stop walking.. I felt it made matters worse. I'll stop derailing the thread now.
  40. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    Are concerned citizens allowed to seek out someone for them? I guess in my case I wasn't really sure what to do, but I figured if it was this bad then someone probably should know about it. I was going to call around looking for advice as I felt in danger. I didn't want to get the guy in trouble...