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  1. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    The last used car we bought was from this shady dealership. I knew we shouldn't do it, but the car ran good, body was solid, and my g/f had cash to buy it. Couple days later, it wouldn't pass inspection. After failing 2 times, I got pissed. I went to my g/f's work, told her the car failed again...
  2. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Everytime I think about this thread I feel terrible. I can't imagine doing that and basically losing that much money from my family. This is one of those situations where if the law isn't going to help you, take the law into your own hands. I keep envisioning the movie "Walking Tall" with the...
  3. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Guys I've been losing weight for 3 days.. started out weighting 4,096 pounds, dropped down to 175 pounds and I'm now benching 9172 pounds. Sup.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    My fiance's mother put $9k down on a Hyundai accent (brand new) and almost paid off the entire thing. Man.. no street smarts here at all.
  5. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    And yet diet is not factored in one bit. There is no way a dude lost 100 pounds while increasing his bench by 300-400%. The calories wouldn't add up.
  6. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    And yet diet is not factored in one bit. There is no way a dude lost 100 pounds while increasing his bench by 300-400%. The calories wouldn't add up.
  7. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Most people have trouble benching their body weight, but we are to believe that in a year and a half you were doing double that. It is a highly believable story and I for one trust you. Reminds me of my dad, used to brag about "back in the day" how he was squatting 400+ pounds. Guy was skinny...
  8. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Adebisi bro to me it sounds like a HDD issue too. Probably the HDD is going. If you do a full scan disk (do it so it does the scan disk on next reboot), does it help/show any errors?
  9. Noodleface

    Kegz (not Kegkilla) caught DDOSing P99, drags his RL job/company into the mess

    When you're talking about EQ Emu bro battles such as this really it's like two tards fighting.
  10. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    ???? http://www.rerolled.org/showthread.p...kend-on-Amazon
  11. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    For my job it's either bring it home with you or stay until 1AM answering emails from all the people that work in CA.
  12. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I am in no position to tell people how to masturbate man, to each his own. I prefer a low-lit room, candles and incense burning, Lionel Ritchie on for music, and a 1970's full bush porno. Every stroke is calculated and deliberate for maximum pleasure efficiency.
  13. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Similar experience, although Comcast was generally confused as to why I needed a new cable modem that wasn't theres. They kept saying they'd fix it, I kept saying no thanks. Eventually they let me use it. AFAIK the one Comcast gave me didn't support DOCSIS 3.0 as well.
  14. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    I owned a Motorola SBG6580. It was fairly cheapish at the time, and I found I had less trouble than using Comcast's modem. It seemed like a good purchase to me. That said I don't know which is the best.
  15. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    500g of carbs? Sounds like you'd go into a diabetic coma
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Sex burns a surprisingly low amount of calories, masturbation must burn even less. Unless you go into some crazy full-body masturbation technique where you are slamming around the room and stuff.
  17. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I need to roll Blood with you when virtual servers come up so we can just watch people AFK out and collect our gear. Maybe after I'm married I can actually play (said every man ever).
  18. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I don't care how people get their honor.. I care that for me it makes more sense in a efficiency standpoint that I PVE for PVP gear that I use to try to get more PVP gear. It seems dumb.
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    Smartphones

    The problem with dumb phones now is they barely make any at all. Seriously, if you go to the Verizon store you'll be lucky if you have 2 to choose from, and one of those is probably one of those old people jitterbug phones.
  20. Noodleface

    Weird Math

    Oh that's a good one.
  21. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    It should bother you.. really it should bother everyone.
  22. Noodleface

    Weird Math

    Some day, you have no idea when, you will stand on a bridge. On the other side is eternal life, behind you is eternal damnation. There is a figure blocking your path, he seems agitated and possibly horny. It is the year 2042. The figure looks at you and says: "I'm going to ask you a single...
  23. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    In a twist of fate, Jon Snow is dead so they take Ghost and mount Jon's head on Ghost's body and parade it around where Arya just so happens to pop up and see. All she can murmur is "..fuck" and then scampers off again. We find out Stannis really is Azor Ahai but he's frozen solid in front of...
  24. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Heh I don't learn anything new, unless the riff really catches me and I want to see how they did it. Most of what I do is just noodling nowadays (noodleface!)
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's dumb and caters to the WoW-player mindset of "I want to sit in town and look pretty with minimal effort"
  26. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Am I out of the man club to be exiled from this forum until the end of days?
  27. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That's exactly what I envisioned, thanks
  28. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Oh I know, I watch a lot of chef shows.. plus Andrew Zimmern or whatever. I've seen some shit man. Even if the eggs are unfertilized, I just can't do it.
  29. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    The smell was shitty, but not overpowering. I think I got dirty looks because I was eating it straight out of the can, most people want mayonnaise (GROSS) slathered all over it or something. It tastes good plain! Eggs are good, but I don't do eggs. Taste and smell make me want to puke, plus I...
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The worst part is for Horde it is actually faster to gear up in PVP by doing random heroics and converting the JP->Honor Points. I was all gungho PVPing the other day until someone told me this. I tried it out and got mad and stopped playing. Seems ass-backwards.
  31. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I was at a family get-together the other day (me and fiance's parents finally meeting ~3 weeks before the wedding) and everyone wanted to hear me play the guitar. My dad has old Marshall Plexis, some Les Pauls, strats, etc. He played in the 70-80's gigging every weekend playing covers, so you...
  32. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    I think there are some plans like the T-mobile unlimited data plan for $30/month and a few others popping up that sound good. Right now I'm paying about $200/month (probably a little less) for me and the fiance's smart phones and it's pretty ridiculous. I tried to get on that T-Mobile shit with...
  33. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I always had a problem with protein bars. They taste digusting, have the consistency of almost-dried glue, and sometimes have a bunch of sugar and stuff. I don't know what quest bars contain, so I'm speaking more general. I always enjoyed eating tuna straight out of the can for my protein...
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    All things Brandon Sanderson

    I generally like to read a book and also listen to the audio book on my commute (2 hours daily). I was having trouble getting the first mistborn book to work, I think my download got screwed up. I already had the Way of Kings audio book and was 300 pages in, so decided to restart the book as I...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah.. he looks bad.. like, his skin is about to melt off his face bad. Have they formally cast anyone for the mountain's role yet? I know a few people have played him.
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    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    He can become the dragon reborn and do some mystical battle in dragon form a la wheel of time
  37. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    Heh lord of the onion rings.. I need to save that.
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    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    I know we have what GRRM had said about not believing it until we see it, but do we know for sure he's not dead? It really would make me sleep better at night.