What is it about putting t-shirts over your face pretending you are a ninja and fucking kids that appeals to you? Most people wouldn't be so proud of doing those things, in fact they are seen as degenerate and abhorrent.
Take a $50 bill and light it on fire. You just recreated dragonflight with the added benefit of all your disappointment happening in just the spam of a few seconds instead of a few months.
I am a black attack helicopter person of color which means its impossible for me to be racist in your oppressive colonist patriarchal society, check and mate you total American Inventor faggot bigot. What else you got.