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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I used to get that sometimes. I think the page didn't load all the way. Either that or you were put on the discouraged user list.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Dude, don't reward low effort trolls. I understand you like getting bated but make them work for it.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    The greatest thing about any work of art is that it doesn't matter what the artist intended. You can see whatever you want to see in it.
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    What's your favorite reading chair?

    I'm changing my answer. Since I discovered audio books my favorite reading chair is the driver's seat of my truck.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    What does that mean? You were born from 2 faggots? Wouldn't that make you the boiled frog? I saw the whole penis parade as a gay story line. Remember the cum closet when Carl was told to come out limping because he had a reputation to protect? I guess the carl's little piggy snick was a...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I probably said this before. But I once had an ultrasound done at the local hospital. I have a high deductible plan so I paid for the entire thing before the procedure. A few weeks later they tried to collect 'the rest of the money' from me because the insurance said I owed more. Got to...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Most male strippers IRL are gay too. So that shouldn't have been a surprise.
  8. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Richard Ayoade is still my pick for Dr. Laurie would be too much like capaldi.
  9. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Except that it is an option. You can tell it's an option because it's the one men take most often. Especially now that you can just shit in a box.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I wonder how often chubby chasers get their number and there's a hilarious misunderstanding.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Also, I thought the end was funny given how mantaurs are described.
  12. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    My job has it too. I don't know if any of it is paid by the company, but I took a good look when they first offered it and it wasn't worth it.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Weird. I would assume whoever shorted you had stolen the extras. Maybe they were going to take the extras at the end of the shift.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Took me way too long to remember what the current indiana football club was. My only defense is that in my head I still call them the baltimore colts.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Our histamine system was designed to fight parasites and it only causes allergies because it's got nothing else to do. Give your kid worms to teach the histamine system what it's supposed to do.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I use Carl or Coral if they bitch about carl
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    They can create dead zones, but only if the AI allows it. Remember when growler gary walked into the supposed dead zone oren had created? The dead zones only exist as a courtesy from the AI. It seems like her bigger part is in the ascendency. It's obvious the ascendency is going to have a...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    His stuff will work in the dungeon's enhancement zone, wont it? The goddess of chaos showing up at the gas station shows the enhancement zone is expanding.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Oh, I'm not forgetting it. I'm very much looking forward to the sexy scolopendra cosplay. But you make a good point. It may lead to the final fight being a crazy love scorned bitch. Wait, he did? Remind me how that happened. I need to get the pdf of this book so I can look shit like that up.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I think you left out shi maria.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I convinced my wife the scavenger's daughter back patch is an allegory for a nutsack. When we get full we need to release or we get soul poisoning.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I thought he used it against kepri when he activated run little gunter run. He was immortal at the time so it would have been a good opportunity. But since he didn't, i suspect something will happen that will eject everything from everybodies inventory.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At home Vajankle mold kits. First you make a mold of her ankle ... You know what? Y'all aint ready for this.
  27. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed. But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I'm calling it now. Epic cliffanger on book 9 then book 10 is 1 chapter where carl and donut don't escape the epic cliffhanger. Of course, I thought they were going to die at the end of book 1 and pick a different person to follow going forward.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    You mean classic light rock? I can't even tell if that was a retirement community or just a current day AC/DC concert.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I don't care how much trash they let me dump, I aint cruising with them or anyone else. pic unrelated
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I hope the press does the one thing they're good at and makes this into a huge deal that finishes destroying the giants. I want the earth salted so nothing can grow for decades.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That's a new level of fuckery I've never seen.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Nope. I went to a bookstore and took pictures of the first 3 episodes. Bought the next 2 books but I still need go find the next 3.
  34. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Went to a titty bar yesterday for the first time in at least a decade. Wife knew about it. When I got home she had 20 questions. On the drive home I was preparing to convince her she needed to smell my dick to make sure I didn't mess around. It wasn't a fully formed plan but I didn't need...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I bet if we spoke dog, that little fucker was was calling the bully a giant pussy. I liked how the one the dude was handling was under control but still wanted the snack just as bad. I thought the same thing. Only 2 answers I can come up with are: There was an altercation and the woman...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's the best representation I've ever seen for "The old hairy eyeball"
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    Rick and Morty

    I heard about season 9 last week and how it was going to be on HBO. So I head over there and realize that somehow I completely missed season 8. I got some catching up to do.
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    Dating

    he's only swiping right on half the girls? I never played this particular game, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong. The most surprising number there is that 10k+ women viewed his profile while he's only viewed 2800. Maybe it's got something to do with girls having to make the first...
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    Dating

    Makes sense. Bitches are more likely to change their politics for a guy. Most of them say they must match politically because they know deep down that's true. But when they meet the guy with 6 feet and 6 figures, that idealism shit goes out the window.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    This past weekend I saw a lot of old people who were in wheel chairs and mobility scooters. My primary thought was about how much it would suck to be stuck sitting down all day. That was enough to motivate me to start exercising again. Well, probably. I'm still motivated, but we'll see if...