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Is that a glock in your pants? No *disgusted look* It's TWO glocks.

Of all the franchises, why the fuck would you spy on the Bungles?

yeah the animated one. The Themiscyrans conquered the UK before the movie starts, and judging from the fact that the island looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, they weren't too friendly with the natives after the conquest. And her conflict with Aquaman is what leads to him setting off the...

tentatively excited.

Well she killed tens of millions of people before the movie starts and has a hand in the death of billions in the climax.

So basically you're a fan of the Wonder Woman who brutally murders a pre-teen boy during Flashpoint lol

Feels like the Rams actually have the edge on getting fucked by the refs this season. They should still be in the hunt for the division instead of on the verge of being eliminated from the playoffs. Granted if last night's Goff and McVay had been showing up all season long maybe the refs...

When will this senseless violence stop? Why haven't assault volcanoes been outlawed yet?

that is not white knighting, it's just thirsty. and god knows there's a greater than 0 chance that she actually will fuck you.

wow pats just got fucked hard

I feel like that was the one cool thing about T3, which was otherwise mostly just a shot for shot remake of T2. The idea of Judgement Day's inevitability.

Jesus H Kittle

lol how did these amateur hour assclowns get signed to a pro football team? This is peewee league level tackling.

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I mean the real problem is that it's badly unfocused and lacking polish despite the multiple delays. Cover system is non-intuitive, the 'accuracy' system is novel but inconsistent and ultra frustrating at times, repetitive maps, mediocre voice work, etc. There's also no traditional power...

The air interception mechanic is apparently in one of the DLC packs.

day 1 dlc AND switched to epic exclusive. fuck you Gollop I'm stealing the fuck out of your game and probably won't ever buy a legit copy down the road.

I mean I love to rag on the Pats but I'm pretty sure the prevailing opinion around this time last year was that Brady was washed up and and the dynasty was over and we all know how that went so maybe slow down a bit on the doom and gloom predictions.

This describes most of what ultimately made Rogue One suck. It's funny how broadly panned it was when it came out but now people are all over the map on it because TLJ destroyed the IP so bad that everyone's perceptions are fucked. As a TV series Rebels actually had the time to make all those...

I don't think he's even sincere, just trying to still be "hip" despite being a doddering old man.

why would he be upset about a pre-season loss?

Has he ever been benched in his career? lol

What exactly is being argued here? The ball is not dead when the kicking team touches it on a punt, it's not dead until they actually take possession of it.

Allen missed a wide open receiver on that 4th down. I was expecting them to get the TD and then miss the 2 pt.

lol panthers

So the Ravens win the practice Super Bowl. Seemed like the Niners wasted their timeouts in the second half which was catastrophic there at the end.

red zone didn't say whether they flagged it or not. should be an ejection if he lowered.

More like get bought out for pennies by big ag and go play Change, the Homeless Simulator instead.

I don't think anyone here really thinks Dak isn't gonna get paid, but that doesn't mean we'll ever admit he's a perfectly acceptable QB.

I mean even the biggest hardass in the world will still have a soft spot for such a blatant Magnificent Seven Samurai ripoff.

Since I've worn this avatar all year, I'm actually sorta tempted to have another christmas hat added to it every year

I mean if he's never shown anyone his face since he was a child, is he still a virgin? He could have banged her without falling in love with her.

You really can't bring Thrawn back without also bringing back Ezra, and probably Sabine and Ahsoka too since they went off looking for Ezra at the end of Rebels.

The Magnificent Two. Blah. I think someone already said it or something close, but this show would be an epic flop if it weren't for the Star Wars setting.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Obviously not her too, breasts aren't even remotely close.

Today I'm thankful for you fucking crusty bastards who remind me that I'm not actually as old as I feel like I am.

I think that one is the dude realizing he just won immunity when everyone was planning to vote him out? Never watched the show but I've seen other people ask about it.

She was pretty eager to fuck someone other than her husband.