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  1. Gavinmad

    Parent Thread

    That's why I just turned and left. It just slipped out like a swear, so I did the same thing I would do if I accidentally swore, just sorta moved right along like it wasn't a big deal.
  2. Gavinmad

    Parent Thread

    I told one of my nieces I don't like her last night. I sorta feel bad, but I also don't really feel bad. She's always as nasty and rude to me as a 3 year old possibly can be, when I went out to say bye as they were leaving last night I said bye and she blows a raspberry and says something like...
  3. Gavinmad

    Warhammer 40,000 Novels

    Well the dude I need to DL Scars and Legacies of Betrayal from hasn't been in the irc channel for a week. Vengeful Spirit was pretty good, Damnation of Pythos was fucking terrible.
  4. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Jesus Christ that Bulldog has a predator mouth. Or the weirdo virus vampires in Blade 2.
  5. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Except the only reason that exists in the EU is because of the tabletop games. You do realize a significant amount of the EU was based on the canon established by the people at West End Games right? And then when Star Wars went d20, they literally just copied some of the stuff directly from D&D...
  6. Gavinmad

    Hearthstone

    Just had a druid go t1 innervate innervate astral communion t2 sneeds t4 cenarius, with cenarius being a PERFECT answer to my mirror entity, and then anubarak popped out of sneeds. this game is complete trash.
  7. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The correct answer is - Force users get pushed in saber duels all the time in Clone Wars and Rebels. You can defend against it if they do it directly and you know it's coming, like when Obi-Wan and Anakin do their little kamehameha battle on Mustafar, but it's normally done as a quick combat...
  8. Gavinmad

    What do you do?

    Mist is Sam(antha) Verner.
  9. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not that a forever alone basement dweller is any more of an authority on the subject, but he's only right when he points out that you deliberately concealed your marriage. The rest of his post sounds like an escape of pent up bitterness from the way his own home life is circling the bowl...
  10. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well that's a horse of a different color. By which I mean you're completely at fault for how far this has gone and the way it's potentially endangering your marriage.
  11. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The only reason I haven't outright accused you of lying is because you don't seem like the type for long-con trolljobs. It's pretty unbelievable though.
  12. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm creating a patreon. please donate to me so I can afford airfare to go kill Wormie in the name of justice for every man who never met a single unicorn in their lives, much less met a second one while married to the first one they met.
  13. Gavinmad

    My new Dating Pool

    Thought you'd be used to marriage by now.
  14. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    This is pretty awesome.
  15. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Wookiepedia paints everything in a pretty objective light. Objectively speaking, almost the entire EU was pure shit.
  16. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Labradoodles are basically mutts, that's what a designer breed is. Except in this case they're custom bred mutts. They have most of the positive traits of both their parent breeds combined with the wider gene pool that is responsible for mutts usually being healthier and smarter than pure breed...
  17. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women are shallow, vapid, and materialistic? Just like men. Heyooooooo
  18. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Eh, the other way to look at it is if dates are already such a waste of time, what's it really going to hurt if you experiment with lying about your height to get a couple? FOR SCIENCE!
  19. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Was the finger up your ass the reason it was the hardest day of your life?
  20. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I hate designer breeds but labradoodles are pretty legit. Fuck that name though, shoulda gone with Poodrador.
  21. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe. But if it's mainly just a hookup, unless she's totally fuck ugly I'm not gonna turn around and leave if she was lying about her weight, I just wouldn't see her again unless the sex was out of this world. I'm about a half inch over 6 foot, so I could probably claim to be 6'2 without...
  22. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Have you ever tried just flat out lying about your height and seeing what they say when they actually see you?
  23. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    They're not as good with a lightsaber as they think.
  24. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Find out how she feels about kids.
  25. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's a gorgeous amazonian geek. I don't care if she tries to murder me every now and then. In fact, maybe that would make it even better. I'm probably not helping by extolling the virtues of your temptation though.
  26. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you need me to drive out there and throw myself on this grenade to save your marriage, I'll do it. Dying for a brother is a worthy death. I do sorta see why you're in such a tizzy though. Sounds like both your wife AND your study buddy are unicorns. Not many men encounter two in their...
  27. Gavinmad

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    The problem is BW was balanced the way she was. It's ok for a hero that does above average damage to have spirit issues. It's not ok for a mediocre to average hero to have spirit issues.
  28. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Amazons all the way bro.
  29. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In our defense, one of the very first things you said about your study buddy was how incredibly hot you thought she was.
  30. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah it does seem like you're deep into 'emotional cheating' territory at this point.
  31. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Crate is a happier word.
  32. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    It's not a black people thing, it's a poor people thing. I worked at a vet clinic that had free office hours a couple times a week and I saw plenty of pit bulls owned by white people.
  33. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cad convinced me that this would be a terrible idea. Maybe a dude would be logical enough to work things out if his wife told him she had an infatuation, but I don't think your wife would handle this well at all. To be honest, you're being incredibly naive here.All marriages are easily...
  34. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Except they fail to defend against force pushes all the time, especially considering Obi-Wan was desperately clinging to some little outcropping trying to avoid falling into a bottomless pit.
  35. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Well that's just not a reasonable fear. I think the US averages 5 rabies diagnoses a year?
  36. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Dude, when you get finished off by being helplessly held in someones arms begging for mercy before he dumps you in a furnace, you went out like a bitch.
  37. Gavinmad

    Blood Bowl 2

    I went full autism mode on the single player for a couple months before the RR leagues started. It's a lot easier to overlook the flaws the game has when you're just stomping the terrible AI for lulz. When you're actually playing against real people in a league, things that seem trivial actually...
  38. Gavinmad

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Animal control is just an extension of the police department. In my hometown they even have the exact same number. He says he's already called the cops half a dozen times and nothing. The humane society has absolutely no authority, and while in some cases they may have enough influence with the...
  39. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    ^^ This. Dana will shit talk the NSAC and Nick will almost certainly never fight again.
  40. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah we're the ones trying to start a fight with a dude who has been a constant troll for almost a decade. Somehow I don't think you'd say the same thing if it was Araysar saying the same thing. But that's fine, this thread really needed a dissenting opinion whose answer will always be 'you...