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Just throw poisoned food over the fence at night. Don't need to hire anyone. Don't throw it from your own yard if possible even though it probably wouldn't matter.

The only gullible moron around here is the person who thinks that article wasn't indistinguishable from sincere expressions of the parodied views.

Are you new around here?

I mean...it's not like a basenji wetwork squad is dispatched to complete contracts on lions. They assist humans with lion hunts.

Yeah the dude with a years long legacy of relentless trolling parachutes into the thread talking about how he has cheated on every single girl he has ever had and feels no guilt, wants children despite clearly having no interest in a family, then as a followup encourages another dude to cheat on...

My cat sleeps on my legs most nights. My schedule is pretty open at that time.

An interesting fiction, but not a very compelling one. Try harder.

I don't think this thread is the place for you Keg. Perhaps someone of your philosophical leanings would be more comfortable in a recently bumped thread in screenshots.

Here you go Keg.

If nothing else pretend you're both in your 70s and put jigsaw puzzles together.

Yeah but you're supposed to get a booster every 10 years right? Think I was 24 when that cat bit me so I'll be at the 10 year mark in April.

Lockjaw is the original name for Tetanus. Also

I'm pretty sure there is only one Tampa fan on the entire forum, and picking on him seems kind of pathetic. Which seems about right for a Dallas fan.

Isn't Lendarios from Central America originally, or was that someone else? If you'd ever seen someone die of Tetanus you'd be terrified of it too. I've just read about it in books and it sends chills down my spine. But yeah if you've lived in the US your whole life I can't imagine you've ever...

I got bit by an unvaccinated cat once, ironically as I was carrying it to to be vaccinated. Instead of chopping its head off we just gave it back to the shelter to go into isolation for 10 days. I got a deep tissue infection for my troubles, middle finger swelled up to almost triple size and i...

I hate to sound like a lifetime movie, but did the vacation thing stop because you actually don't have time anymore, or because you aren't choosing to make time for it?

I still say the prophecy is about Meetra Surik, and while she isn't canon anymore, afaik neither is the book where the actual text of the prophecy comes from.

When has anyone cared about the opinion of George Lucas with regards to Star Wars?

Or spritz him with a water bottle until he learns to stop throwing a fit every morning.

This is when cats are the awesomest.

Didn't realize AoA Iceman was a bad guy, now I feel even better about using his costume in MH, even if he did end up going out like a bitch.

Eh, the main argument for Ysera is the much harder to deal with bodies. Dream cards are no less random than random legendaries.

Nope. It only counts as a pass if you actually have to make a successful pass check. You can manually force a pass even when you're in handoff range, but if you botch the roll your pass scatters like normal.

Well, Gormok is shit but the other TGT legends are even more shit. Although I'd put Paletress on the list, the latest trend on the asian server is to swap Ysera out for Paletress in Dragon Priest and it will undoubtedly spread to EU and NA too.

The wife AND the study buddy obviously.

Lol I didn't say to tell her all that, but I'll concede the point and just give Wormie the benefit of the doubt that he's not gonna let the infatuation travel from his head down to his dick.

I mean I sorta figured, but if relationships can survive actual cheating, surely they can survive a husband admitting there is a temptation in his life and asking his wife for help resisting it. I mean Blazin's marriage survived his wife finding out he was doing the whole 'emotional cheating'...

Fuck dude. I was gonna post a fullretard.jpg but I guess that isn't really fair if you did all the schedule stuff before you fell for this chick. Maybe you need to talk to this chick, lead the conversation in the direction of the way you two act towards one another, and then unequivocally say...

Call in and drop the class right now. Not joking.

It was a decent any hero unique when it first came out, now it's obsolete like pretty much every other any-hero.

Maybe go home tonight and rail your wife like it's your last night on earth. Or wait til she has a day off the next morning so you can really take her on an all expenses paid luxury trip to poundtown. As someone who has been prone to roller coaster infatuations most of his life, I'm guessing...

BB1 was so half-assed and shoddy that the only way I could imagine myself playing BB2 was if I got it for free, and even then I wouldn't be terribly enthused.

Maybe you should just be glad that someone cares enough to make sure you aren't dead even if it's just the crisis line or your counselor you fucking ingrate. That's more than a lot of people have.

Sounds like you've just got the 7(+2) year itch. But yeah, if you don't want to to gradually slide down to slope into cheating on your wife, you probably have to stop talking to this chick. Or at least talk to her directly about it to give her the out of 'you were just misreading me, i wasnt...

The Jedi aren't really good guys. They just fight people who are unquestionably bad guys.

Didn't realize Azog was Deathstroke.

The Sith are only one specific philosophy of Dark Side use, granted the most aggressive and dominant one. Hell, the Order of the Sith Lords, meaning the people who followed after Darth Bane imposed the Rule of Two, were just one specific Sith philosophy. The Order of the Sith Lords replaced the...

Christ now I see why you can't even joke about it, because it still ends up going on for half a page. :-/

If it was anyone else I'd think it was just a coincidence or accident. Since it's Suh, it was obviously attempted murder. Someone call the cops.