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Hey...you said it.

For all intensive porpoises, it gets the point across.

1 Astro = 1 Cancer Lettucespray.

I have no power here.

If we changed to Poz Loads, would this be like a bukkake thread?

Massive waste of money. My gift card and wine is way better of a deal.

Casting couch pic is Soy-dollar approved.

My mom loves the store Bealls, so I usually get her a couple hundred bucks on a gift card and some wine she likes. Last year we got her that and a new Kindle after her old one broke. I fucking hate Christmas and gift giving. I try to pawn as much of it off on my girlfriend as I can. She loves...

Agreed. Witcher 3 is my game of the year, by a long shot. Well over a 100 hour put into it and it never stopped amazing me with how detailed the game is. Ori and the Blind Forest is my probably my second favorite game this year. It was beautiful and challenging.

They also sell it through Best Buy, Amazon, etc.

Dude, I made that YTMND! http://utnayan.ytmnd.com/

Was there some Black Friday deal on the Xbox Elite controller? Everywhere is sold out of that thing.

Hook me up plz.

We can't all be Maverick, Goose.

So no tits?

I like to cook and would recommend it to others who do; especially if they're a snobby foody type.

It's for showing people who have never seen it. "Oh your phone controls it?! Wow!"

I can work with this as well. Hurry up, wormie. I'm ready to rub one out.

Without pics of the hot Jew doctor and the amazing bodied young student, I'm going with lying. Please post pics, wormie. ReRolled on tits.

There was a Thanksgiving/Fall sale as well, the week of Thanksgiving.

I feel like I never have to check the unit at all, ever, once I turn it on. I don't even use the timer. I manually turn it on / off when I need to.

The Precision model can be controlled via phone and app. You can choose the meat/recipe and the app will load the proper temp and time and start the device via bluetooth. It's cool, but not even remotely a 'selling feature' for me.

She was on that flaka.

They are also doing a $50 off the Precision bluetooth model.

Ain't nobody got time for an elevator.

Sorry, I prefer my pans natural.

Honestly, I don't jerk off to thoughts of real people/fantasy. I need to see filthy porn to do the job.

Can you please photoshop a "Ding!" when she hits the stairs below?

Bro, it's from Gabe Newell!

Yeah, I'm not a real fan of McNuggets either. They are "ok" as long as they are cooked perfectly and fresh, but if I have to eat McDonald's, it's pretty low on my list of things I'd order.

My dad is pretty loyal to my mom. He's dead.

I miss Colbert Report. I have no interest in these shitty late night talk shows. I DVR his new show, but find I only watch maybe one or two eps per week.

Those Blizzard cakes are so f'ing good.

Working on a Porsche next.

^ That's the one I got from BJs. It does what it's supposed to. The little accessory sealer is pretty cool as well, if you have containers or the ziplock foodsaver bags.

What's the point if she can't hear you?

At least you still have a sense of humor...

These are the exact ones I buy. No issues at all.