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  1. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Yup. For this reason Tyen has a pretty strong chance of going all the way.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Only those who deny salt collect salt.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Beating Tyen in this competition is soul-numbing, to be sure. I don't know if I could live with it.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    It's almost like people have free will and continue to vote for him.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Tuco 10 vs. Picasso3 25 - Picasso3 advances Lanx 24 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 12 - Lanx advances Tyen 21 vs. pharmakos 15 - Tyen advances Cybsled 21 vs. Lunis 14 - Cybsled advances gshurik 7 vs. Lendarios 27 - Lendarios advances Xequecal 25 vs. Maul 10 - Xequecal advances Punko 19 vs...
  6. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    We are getting down to it! Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have until Monday to...
  7. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Voting is closed. Results soon.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Likely already happened.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I caught a cold from someone. I want to kill that person. I have a 101 fever and can't fill my lungs. My back hurts from coughing and sneezing. Fuck everything everywhere always.
  10. lurkingdirk

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    How does producing porn influence our tax free status?
  11. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  12. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Suck a bag of dicks, bitch. I'll do it in one year.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    How did this guy not make the list?
  14. lurkingdirk

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    There should be a fluffer named hodj who keeps all the trannies hard somehow by using salt.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's an impressive package! (said in my most lewd voice)
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Tiles work. I used them for years. Now I have a stone that I've had for about 5 years.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    While that may be true, I'm not going to stoop to that level. Also, if we are the Florida of Internet Forums, you really should be Amod.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have never met a wavy chip I like.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm sick, and I can't sleep. Fuck this shit.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    No. WTF you think this is, Florida?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Real talk from BoozeCube.
  22. lurkingdirk

    RIP George HW Bush @94

    He was never a great speaker, but this is incredibly moving.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Get that shit outta here.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

    Me too!
  25. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Canadian bacon and back bacon are the same. There is a salty, delicious rind, and it's quite tender. I get rustled every time someone serves me ham and calls it Canadian bacon.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    I heard he eats babies and kicks puppies.
  27. lurkingdirk

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    Man, some good options already.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Sorry to those challenged among us. Bold is very clear in my chrome browser. I appreciate the underlining, too, though, so there is no dispute. No hanging chads here.
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    No. Canadian bacon
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Nah, everywhere I go out for breakfast here they say "Canadian bacon." I get excited, and it turns out to be ham. Every. Damned. Time. I haven't had good Canadian bacon for years.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ham is not Canadian bacon. Canadian bacon has a rind, and is delicious. Far more delicious than a slice of ham.
  32. lurkingdirk

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    Not bad!
  33. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Tyen vs. pharmakos is going to be the one to watch.
  34. lurkingdirk

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    We need an appropriate avatar for our AssHat champion to wear for one month. Please submit a picture of what you deem to be an appropriate avatar for said winner. I will leave this open for a few days for suggestions. Here are the guidelines: 1. It has to be SFW. The AssHat may venture in to...
  35. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

    Results from this round: Tuco 19 vs. MusicForFish 10 - Tuco advances Utnayan 5 vs. Picasso3 24 - Picasso3 advances Lanx 20 vs. Butthurt 8 - Lanx advances Mudcrush Durtfeet 21 vs. Zapatta 7 - Mudcrush Durtfeet advances Noodleface 2 vs. Tyen 28 - Tyen advances lurkingdirk 11 vs. pharmakos 18...
  36. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Things are getting interesting! Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have until...