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Like I said, not a chance.

Jeeze. Those kids don't have a chance.

Goal disallowed after going in from rebound of ref's dick and balls...

Voting is closed! Here are the results Picaso3 21 vs. tyen 20 - a close call, but apparently Picasso3 is a bigger asshat than tyen, so Picasso3 advances Xequeal (I'm sticking with it for this round) 35 vs. Ossoi 6 - not even close, Xequeal advances and shall be known as Xequecal. Go here to...

The rules remain the same. Voting will be open for 2 days. Winner moves on to the final AssHat vote. In the event of a tie, there will be a brief re-vote of the pair in question open to the public. That brief re-vote will last a couple hours. Deal with it. This round is open for about 2 days...

So this is a thread about your kids, right? It's not a total attention grab for yourself, right? Bloody miserable.

If your tape is falling down while mudding, you're doing it wrong. Use very little mud, just enough to get the tape to stick. That's your first coat. Once it is dry, then you start filling gaps.

Nah. If I'm going to be mudding part of my house, it is just off limits for whatever time I need to get it done. Slow taping and mudding. It's key.

Pretty sure Lindsey Lohan would do this for nearly free.

There's a local case going on here right now where a big kid was bullying a little kid. The little kid's dad taught him to punch, and the little kid broke the big bully's nose in front of the whole school. Bully's parents are now trying to sue little kid for premeditated against their son. Judge...

We speak a second language at home, I recommend it whole heartedly. It builds language skills, develops the brain nicely, and you can tell your kids what little shits they are being in public while sounding elegant. Also, here is an important tip for raising kids - and I believe this fully -...

I was curious as to why you were doing it, and didn't have another way to ask because you hide yourself like a child. But now I've decided I don't care, and you can go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. I'm going to neg your posts when I see then now for a while. Are you going to bitch about it?

Why is @DickTrickle neg voting on these things? And then not letting people see his profile? Serious consideration for next year's asshat need be given this user.

This is what's remarkable labout Louis CK. He's relatable. He's a douche, but so many of us can identify with him, and that makes him quite charming. I think he's incredibly talented.

Someone I know just posted this elsewhere: Thought I'd see what people here think about it. Yeah, I try to teach my kids to stand up to bullies, and to stop bullies wherever they see them, but I also want my kids to know to go and report bullies when the situation calls for it. This doesn't...

I do all my own drywalling, taping, and mudding. It take a lot of patience, even with experience, but I prefer to do it myself. Unless I'm on a really strict time deadline. Generally, however, I have only self-imposed deadlines, so if I need to spend an extra week getting the drywall right, I...

This round is closed! Results: Picasso3 25 vs Lanx 17 - Picasso3 advances Tyen 35 vs. Cybsled 5 - Tyen advances Lendarios 17 vs. Xequecal 26 - Xequecal advances Punko 19 vs. Ossoi 21 - Ossoi advances Go here for the next round: 2018 AssHat Voting Round 5

Okay people, it's serious now. And then there were four: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be...

Sleep with one eye open...

Imagine the food babies a five pound burrito would bring...

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/09/us/miss-kentucky-teacher-nude-photos/index.html Getting topless texts from a former Miss USA competitor. That kid is a legend.

This is an interesting round...

And with that third goal, I'm turning the game off. Anderson can't hold on to anything, lets off huge fucking rebounds on every bloody shot. Toronto can't get the puck past middle ice. Fucking shit show out there. I hope they have a better third period, but I won't be watching.

I have one of those. It's the bomb.

Every Toronto game I watch, they lose. Every fucking time. I'm so sick of this fucking shit.

You're not praying hard enough.

Navy fucking up pretty bad today. Army not a great team, but doing a good job shutting down Navy.

I love surprises!

This is everyone's beef. We can't construct brackets by some arbitrary means. Post count, like count, whatever. It has to be something simple. I chose post instead of like this year. It seems to be working pretty well. Good brackets. Fuck the haters. Right in the pussy.

This may be the greatest post in the history of asshat award threads. LLR really seems to get this competition, and gives suitable energy to his votes. I salute you, sir.

Okay, you're right. My apologies. The brackets still stand.

So no vote for you because you can't read or follow rules. Got it. Good use of your energy to complain about brackets, though. Rules were laid out pretty plainly before the competition even started. Complaining in round 4 of voting will certainly make a difference.

I want to meet the guy who said textured walls and ceilings were a good idea. I want to punch that fucker in the face. A lot of times. And then pee on him. Textured walls and ceilings are a mistake always.

Nah, that's too masculine

that shit looks miserable.

Ooof, that sucks for WVU.