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You have an ass monitor? You are getting old.

When you think about it, broth is just tea made from animals.

Easier to keep the kids locked in the closet at the other end of the house.

That only runs when I need it. Other than that, it's a super-insulated building that is incredibly quiet, and has a bank of north-facing windows to give me a nice, soft natural light. I love it out there.

I am in the US in EST. Strange. Edit: I'm getting double candy, but that seems to be it.

I'm not seeing any of these yet.

There are other reasons why this might be a good thing for some people. If all you can afford is a shit-hole apartment with a stupid room mate, taking/making calls and video conferences won't work. If you do something that requires huge amounts of uploads, and this place offers premium upload...

Use pressure treated lumber, and get the whole building treated by terminex when you're done.

Good luck, man. I hope you find a good way forward for you and your kid. Glad you're able to finally get out of an abusive situation.

Hey, Vanessa, I don't say a lot in this thread, and I'm generally farting around and joking, but I legit have a great deal of respect for you. We're a bunch of chuckle-heads, and you pretty patiently answer questions honestly and in a way that is relate-able. So, thanks. I've learned quite a bit...

My wife and I got on the bike tonight and drove an hour and a half to a decent vineyard with a great restaurant. Had a lovely dinner, drove home. It was glorious.

You charge your pants? Do we want to know why?

It's not to hard to pull up a few shingles uphill of the vent stack, put in your new flashing, and tack the old shingles back down. You don't have to take them out, just loosen them so your flashing is under the old shingles. I've done this a fair few times, and have never had leaks. Just be...

Yeah, but where is the water going? How is it getting to the waste lines? Even with a bad ball valve, there should be some visible presentation of water. This is very curious. The water has to be getting to the waste line somehow. Track that down first, then we can trouble shoot.

Does she look deeply into your eyes while she's doing the examination?

Yeah, go ahead and question away. I think the book was great. The movie was okay.

I rather enjoyed the book. I found it compelling.

If you weren't such a ruptured anal cyst you'd understand it, douche bag. I'm just kidding, I love you Tarrant. I don't get the cruelty, either.

Yeah. This was in a spot I couldn't get my tractor into without destroying some small trees and bushes, so I did it by hand. Good exercise!

Looks really great, what a major improvement! Excellent work. I dug another 100 yards or so to add to my irrigation today. I'm exhausted, but I've nearly got everything done that I want to.

The person who originally came up with the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." was probably a pretty sick fucker.

JS Bach would be pretty cool.

That's great, man! Pretty great pizza shirt, too.

Cooked swordfish steaks on cedar planks on the grill tonight. Just salt and pepper, put some garlic cloves on the plank, and let it go for about 30 minutes. Was dang tasty!

Thanks, man. It takes a big fag to admit that.

If everyone could achieve orgasms through exercise, people who are in really good shape would be viewed differently by society.

If you put a strategic comma in "The war on drugs" it sounds like a lot more fun.

Maple syrup is really just tree sauce.

Both male and female deer share the nicknames of money.

I dunno. This one is pretty tragic, too: Wimbledon's number 3 seed Simona Halep had breast reduction surgery to help her game | Daily Mail Online

Was it the final finale, or just a season ender?

Owning a dragon doesn't sound nearly as cool when you consider the quantity of shit you'd have to clean up.

I never sleep through 5 am. On very rare occasions, I can fall asleep again, but I typically get up at 5 and start my day. It's not bad. I make coffee, go to the shop, read or watch some news, read, work on whatever woodworking project I've got going on, and have a bunch of things done before...

All New York City subway stations are really part of the same building with very long corridors connecting them.

Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded

Nothing wrong with this picture that some hair product and mirror cleaner wouldn't fix. Splendid cleavage. Full points.