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  1. lurkingdirk

    Google is thinking about getting into gaming, big time

    Perhaps this is the beginning of the Oasis. I'm down with that.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Our cells can't do simple math. For them multiplication is the same as division.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Motorcycle Thread

    I have huge saddle bags already, but my wife and I would like the option to go for a serious long haul, like out to Glacier, or something. If we're going to spend a couple weeks out on the bike, the extra storage would be nice. It would allow us to bring a bigger tent, for example.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I'm thinking of getting a trailer for my bike so I can go camping with it. Anyone here have a trailer?
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    Home Improvement

    If you want to level it out, you're going to have to spread a lot of top soil, pack it with a roller, and then seed. You'll have to keep the rugrats off it for a few weeks, but that's it. Not really another good way to fix a yard full of divots. Or, live with it this summer, and do the yard...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    People relax to the sound of birds screaming for sex.
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    107 Worthless Posts

    I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag, but @Lightning Lord Rule looks pretty killer in a short skirt.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I have a warm weather jacket that is awesome. Offers great protection, but allows air in and keeps me cool, even in mid-west humidity.
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    107 Worthless Posts

    Which amod is most likely to transition to "woman" first?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    They also had pages and pages of bra and underwear ads. Or so I've been told.
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    15 years later, still banned

    Good Queers Like Licking Feminine Men?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    If we ever contact aliens, it will be hard to explain why we have so many movies about killing them.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Clouds suck up water until they can't take it anymore, and then they pee on everything. This is likely why a_skeleton_03 likes rain storms so much.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    The people who played "the floor is lava" as kids in Hawaii now have a tactical advantage.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When you use a waffle maker, you become a waffle maker.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Plus, I've heard that quality varies from location to location with Wendys...
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Yeah, grow fruits and veg as much as you can. we're buying virtually no fruit or veg anymore. It's fantastic.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Can you imagine how annoying a spider in flip-flops would be?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Quick sand would be extra terrible for giraffes. It would take forever for their head to go under after their body is trapped.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Recovering from diarrhea is literally getting your shit together.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And a steak.
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    I think your plan is good, because you're starting small. Make sure you have a solid handle on one thing before adding another. I know people who have done similar things, but taken on too much all at once, and the farm just gets away from them because they're trying to learn about chickens...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not only thawed and moist, work in one sheet at a time. Don't try to do a bunch at once.
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    And yet, it is somehow not surprising content for FoH.
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    Parent Thread

    Took the whole dang family to the Toledo zoo today. I was nervous, because I have a bunch of teenagers and a ten year old. My oldest twins are very independent, the middle two are often un-engaged with family activities of late, and the youngest just wants to have fun with everyone. We had a...
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    Home Improvement

    It looks nice, but once you do something to cement, you're going to have to redo it every so often. You'll get gouges, or chemicals/oil/whatever will discolour it, and so forth. I'd rather have bare cement and no maintenance.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She could adopt me!
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    Home buying thread

    A lot of times people are too limited in how they or their agents search. If they say "we want to be in this neighborhood, and we want it under $200K," they won't even be given those houses over $200 as an option to look at, so they might as well not exist. How much over 200 are they? If they're...
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    As he's never coming back, we should close this thread.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yeah, this rental I have has a paddle shifter, and it's not bad. I still miss the clutch. Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I simply enjoy driving stick.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    I like control stick gives me, and my brakes last longer, too.
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    What the hell is going on here?
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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Yes, but why male models?
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    Anthony Bourdain dead at age 61, suicide

    Was it really necessary to start a third thread about this?