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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not I have to try it. Freakin' thanks, man.
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Vehicle Purchasing Thread

    That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Not I'm even more interested.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Cheeseless macaroni? I don't even want to know.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    If you can find the space, make a whole laundry room. I have 12 linear feet of counter space in the laundry room, and it's awesome to fold/sort/whatever on. It also serves well for kids' science projects. Also, a utility sink is a must.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Change the locks.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have laundry on the main floor. I have it next to the kitchen, separated by a hallway. Shares a wall with the family room. I did substantial sound insulation, and I can't hear the laundry running anywhere but in the laundry room. I don't want it on the second floor. When I'm doing laundry is...
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Spam is disgusting. I have friends that make this spam spread and put it on Hawaiian rolls. It looks exactly like wet cat food, and has (what I imagine to be) exactly the same consistency. It also tastes like crap. Imagine wet, uncooked hamburger in your mouth, and that's what the consistency is...
  8. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    You don't say.
  9. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    That was a really fun game to watch.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    Okay, okay. I didn't look correctly. Cut me some slack, fellas!
  11. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    You know what everyone watching the superbowl wants to watch at half time? a bunch of dudes dancing in stupid clothes to shitty music.
  12. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    This halftime show sucks donkey balls. Also, this will be an awesome meme by morning
  13. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    I swear when I looked this was in general. Never mind. Nothing to see here. move along.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Vehicle Purchasing Thread

    I'm thinking of getting a new Ford Ranger - they've re-released them. They seem to have decent load capacity, and they have nice looking four door options. Anyone have the skinny on the new Rangers? Ford Ranger Reviews | Ford Ranger Price, Photos, and Specs | Car and Driver
  15. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    What happened to keeping him confined to the rickshaw?
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This makes your family wrong.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I totally read this twice as "get Dildo...the flavor is better." I was going to object, but I'm just tired. Carry on.
  18. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    man, that's just bloody dirty.
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    The love with which it is prepared.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    me, too. Her nipples got huge and always turgid. That might be it.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    my wife was super horny in her third trimester. Awkward sex with huge belly, but lots of it.
  22. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Leafs looked really solid last night with all those rookies out there. This gives me hope. Which makes me foolish.
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had two eggs, fried perfectly in olive oil, on an english muffin with sriracha sauce.
  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You are dead to me.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're not kidding. I feel the same way. While I love spending time at cottages like that for a brief time with friends, I want to get into the back woods more.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So much good fishing around there. And awesome camping.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Did you consider that blowing whatever dust around in your system with a leaf blower would cause it to get sucked down and settle on the internal bits of your furnace? The condenser, and such shit. I have never heard of anyone using a leaf blower to clean their air ducts. It does not sound like...
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You get it, man.
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Really? You haven't had any adventures?
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    The Fast Food Thread

  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    .
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    To be fair, the dude is Amish, and wasn't raised with electrical appliances.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nah, just a couple papers.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Wonder how many users this forum has now.

    I'll take "Peculiar thread bumps for $600, Alex."
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just tried the Doritos Blaze.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    my bowel movements function in a perfect circle of fifths harmony. It's very satisfying when I finish upon returning to the original tonic.