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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I have the same thoughts on this. I rather enjoy looking at women in tights, and my three daughters all wear them all the time now. It's what pretty much every girl at their school wears (with the exception of the hipsters), so it is so much the norm that some of the shock value of seeing girls...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Santorini in Greek town is awesome.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, coming from you, this means it would easily feed a family of ten.
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    I'm going to see this tomorrow night, and I'm quite excited.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Giordanos is pretty much the authentic thing. Chicago's Famous Stuffed Deep Dish Pizza | Giordano's Give it a whirl. It's not for me.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a neighbour who was cutting his grass at 5:45 on Saturday mornings. It happened two weeks in a row. Then a third. He's just close enough that it will wake us up every damned time. The third week it happened I put on a bathrobe, put on my rubber boots, and walked over. As he was pushing...
  7. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, that's a great moment. Then you realize that cats are born knowing where to shit. Kids are hard work. My three oldest (the girls) are all on the track team. The issue is they do different events. So one of them runs first freaking thing, and the other two are the last event. Every...
  8. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    It does look good. Color me wrong. Don't do anything less than six coats of clear. Two will show wear in a year.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Mostly it's your mom, I guess.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Mildly irritated, then?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Interesting. I've never visited that particular site, but it's nice that you have an incest hobby.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Gavinmad seems upset.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    My youngest is now big/old enough to get on the bike with me. Had our first ride yesterday. He was literally laughing out loud with delight as we went down the road. Such fun.
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    Parent Thread

    Yes. And I know that most of our kids have heard us. Why do you ask?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger King here no longer carries the cherry icee. My kids are disappoint.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Just a personal opinion, but I would never do floors that dark. I think it will feel oppressive when the whole floor is that dark. I know you can mitigate that with rugs and shit, but why start with a floor that needs to be broken up? That said, I do like fairly dark floors. Dark Walnut or Red...
  18. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My wife wanted to keep her shirt on during afternoon delight because she was cold. I wanted to look at titties. Rustled.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Congrats Tarrant. Sounds like you're landing on your feet for sure. I think we'll be geographically close. Let me buy you a beer sometime.
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    Parent Thread

  21. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    See, you're not thinking. Hydroponics is a subject with a great deal of potential for home school children. And, as they age, you could work at genetically manipulating your weed as a bonus science project. Plus, think of the quality you can develop.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Homeschooling isn't the end of the world, there are absolutely ways to do it well. The trouble is, those ways take huge amounts of effort, and most people don't do it. That said, there's not a chance in hell I would ever homeschool any of my kids. Someone would die in the first week.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you have a link to some medical study that states the health benefits of clear broth for vaginas? I'm interested. For a friend.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you're saying hard-boiled eggs are superior to scrambled eggs? That's just fucking stupid, man.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't understand this response. Are you mocking me for having a lot of kids, or are you calling me or my wife lazy for having one of us be a stay at home parent?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You forgot to dip your balls in it a few times. For extra flavour.
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    Parent Thread

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had four kids in five years. We got to a point where we had the discussion that one of us needed to stay home to make sense of things. We both had successful careers, so it was a discussion about what made more sense. I was making a lot more money, and was in the position to get us to a spot...
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    Parent Thread

    Such a good feeling when the potty training starts.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Don't ask me, man. I'm just answering questions.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    You fuck your wife's car every day?
  32. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That cat's fucking with you. Big time.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey, @Noodleface, does she ever work out? My wife had a period of about six months where she was excessively negative. This was after our fourth, about a year after. She was just unhappy and turned life miserable for everyone else. We talked about it, she wasn't terribly rational, but in the end...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Yes, yes you can. Retro kitchen colors like harvest gold, avocado, poppy and orange - from Viking - Retro Renovation
  35. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    I suppose telling you to kill yourself would be inappropriate. However, my initial point remains. Rules aren't that hard to follow. Sorry you don't see that.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    It's actually pretty straight forward. When you're told to stop telling people to kill themselves, going on to tell more people to kill themselves is likely a bad idea. See? Not complicated.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    That's nice. I read they handle well.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If that's true, there are several people here who would make fine hard drives.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm definitely trying this: Pickle Juice Slushes Are Coming to Sonic