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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    You'll be fine. You have the capacity to love another just as much. I guarantee it.
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just told my kids about this. One of my oldest is on the way to the store to get Blue Moon and Dr. Pepper. I guess we'll see if it lives up to your hype. :) We still call it that. Doesn't everyone?
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    My kids love this crap:
  4. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Way to penalize kickers. That's the dumbest new rule I've heard of. A great kick with lots of loft, pinning the team back at the five yard line is an amazing part of the game. Don't take that shit away.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You should definitely have a longer hose on that.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I leave being a complete retard to you. You do it so well.
  7. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Boy there are some stupid calls in tonight's game. Hornqvist getting called for embellishment after being boarded? ridiculous. Elliott looks very sharp tonight. What a turn around. Jets are winning. I love it. I want them to meet Toronto in the finals. How awesome would that be?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    The first sentence doesn't make sense. The second is ridiculous. The third is your standard insult, which you do when you have nothing else. The fourth is perfectly true about pretty much everything in your life.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You can't just readily accept every stupid conspiracy theory, you know. It weakens your position in all of them.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You can also get pretty good smoke flavour with liquid smoke, and then finish it in the oven.
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sophie's choice. I feel you.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    This has already been somewhat addressed, but no, he doesn't create lightning out of thin air. He inputs a great deal of power, and manipulates what is already there. The science is really not that complicated, and you just said something that is demonstrably false in order to back up your other...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Penis envy confirmed.
  14. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    So Philly in five? I'm pissed at the status of the Winnipeg game. They've dominated that game, but are only tied. They've played really well. I hope they win this.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    It's penis envy.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    That's fantastic. And likely a sign of good parenting. Good for you, man!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

  18. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    No, Indiana
  19. lurkingdirk

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I'm in a decent sized town, and there are plenty of stops and gyms and such. The game is fun, but it is do damned glitchy. Probably half the times I try to evolve something it takes the candy and freezes, and I don't get the evolution. Supremely frustrating.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Yes, but a return to 30s on Monday.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You ate all of your mom's snacks? That's pretty shitty, dude.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I just keep the pressure washer in the bathroom instead of a bidet. It has electric start.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    No, the entire edge is the Antarctic. That's what holds all the water in. Sheesh, keep up, man.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Did your meat just blow my mind?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Space Station Flyover of Super Typhoon Noru
  26. lurkingdirk

    Weather

  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Actually, without basting the kebabs, the flavour of the marinade was quite strong after cooking. Did my meat just blow your mind?
  28. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Shit man, I hope you're right. It's bloody time that Leafs fans had a reason to cheer. We're tired.
  29. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    You shut your whore mouth. This is Toronto's year.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Said "screw you" to the weather, and had a big group of friends over and grilled dinner. Salmon, shish kebab, burgers, chicken, asparagus, peppers, potatoes. It was delicious. It was summer food, and I've missed it, even though I love winter. Salmon was marinated in soy sauce, veg oil...
  31. lurkingdirk

    What tickles your pickle

    This has recently happened here, too. Tickled my pickle for sure!
  32. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Further plot twist, so is Wantonsoup95.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    When I'm talking to my 17 year old daughters, shall I dismiss their sexuality because they are children? I know you are talking about younger children, but I have a friend who works with kids as young as six who are masturbating to some extent. The seeds of it are there very young, and while I...
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Hmmmm. No, it doesn't.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Sound System for Warehouse

    This is more complicated than you think. You have to take in to account the refractory surfaces. I'm guessing sound bounces around like a bitch in there. In which case, many, smaller speakers allow you to keep the volume down and still maintain an even sound-field throughout the room. Two...
  36. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    So much this. You have to be able to have a conversation about it. If I expect them to follow rules, I better have a good reason for rules, and I better be willing to discuss it. Yeah, I'm not making rules about the wardrobe per se, but my kids respect me enough that if I explain my thinking in...
  37. lurkingdirk

    Ready Player One (2018)

    I absolutely loved this book. I absolutely loved this movie. The two are not the same. Every single time you go to a movie adaptation of a book and expect to see exactly the book, you'll be disappointed. Every. Damned. Time. I thought they did a fine adaptation of the book for this movie. The...