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Made this tonight, fucked about with the quantities, but it was good.

I'm guessing "Gushing Slut Slot" seems unlikely.

Are you entirely comfortable with your wife taking the blame for this situation, and making it her job to reform you?

We do it once in a while. It takes time, cause when we start, it hurts, but my wife has had an orgasm during anal. That did involve a vibrating dildo and double penetration, though. Special occasion stank. Generally followed with a shower.

Damn, man. Post of the week.

Gorge Swallowing Snakes

Know what's good? This stuff: Amazon.com : WeedGuardPlus (23 Garden Paper you cover the beds with. Easy to stab through and plant where you want to, but it keeps the weeds down. Cover it with mulch, it's great. Breaks down over the year, put more down, mulch some more. Also good for...

Home made granola bars are a favourite around here. Make a huge pan on the weekend, snack all week. Nuts and honey, some decent calories.

Any contact with the whoores?

Johnny, have you taught your wife of hot chocolate blow jobs yet?

That's great news. Congrats, man!

dafuq is going on?

Don't slap the wife. Unless she's in to that shit. Hose spigot and air conditioner confirmed in shit location. You had a lazy and cheap contractor.

Yeah, had a coach that brought them to a national level, but he did crappy things, so out he goes. My respect to Baylor.

That might be nice.

Well, I believe the first period has predicted the outcome.

Therein lies the problem.

That's good news. Go and give it an extra slap in the saggy looking places, just like you do to the wife. Just for good measure.

Khane, I don't disagree with you at all, but throw kids in the mix, and shit changes. I know everyone sounds like a douchecanoe for saying it, but here I go: I would put up with a metric fucktonne of stuff if it meant I could continue to live where my kids were. Like ungodly amounts. It's very...

Game on. wOOt!

I had the same thought. Is that vinyl? Is it hung well? It appears to have...undulations between the two leftmost lower story windows. Make sure there isn't a lot of play where those shadows are, that shit will come off in a wind storm pretty quick. As far as the deck, go toward the garage...

That is disturbing.

Et tu, Brute?

Streets covered in glass shards. Please get your punishments correct.

My children are monsters. They don't eat pringles one at a time as one should. They get 5 or 6 and bite them in half. I have failed in raising my children.

Yup. Make that attachment point strong as you can. I once attached a steel sign that was about 4' square flat against a building (hardware store) with four lag bolts in to masonry. Believe it or not, the wind blew it off. I put it back up with 15 lags. It stayed then.

I would probably go at least 4 feet. That shade sail thing will catch wind.

That is true. That is not the case here.

Looks good. How you gonna finish that?

This explains everything.

Yeah, thanks to this thread job opportunities in that field are going to sky rocket.

Picasso is a tepid dude. Not hot, not cool.

Apparently I like long, soft wood.

Do you consider that an abuse of his mod powers?

Wood is a renewable material. Pine grows fast and is well suited for studs. Metal is more expensive, and many people don't have the materials necessary to cut metal studs. Everyone has a saw for wood. Additionally, you need to buy specific screws to self-tap and go in to the metal studs...

Did you have a question? I have answers.

Please, continue.

yep.

You bet. That sounds about right for sure. Please talk some more about it. It makes you look smart.