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I entirely agree with you. They are going home to lose.

I'm fortunate to be as hard and lucky as I am on this day.

I'm lucky to be working as hard as I am today.

It is known.

yep

Did you talk to her?

I've never gotten this. My kids don't bother us in the bathroom, never have. Perhaps the shout of "GO AWAY' while the door was locked had something to do with that.

I dreamed that people were good and not merely selfish.

Fuck yes.

At least 20% of my body weight is testicles. It's a gifts, and a curse.

Really? 'Cause I'd bet you'd let him give you a rimjob.

No. I have a whole bag of dicks here for you to suck. This is stupid.

Coat-hanger dick. Get it right, man!

This thread is obviously a great idea.

I am much the same. I simply want to parent. I want to be part of my kids' lives. This is not to say I love everything and every second. There's a lot of really shitty stuff that happens when you're a parent. But it's my family's shitty stuff. I'll deal with it. And last night one of my...

Very clever.

Pants are 34/34. That's an interesting measure for this thread. I'm curious especially to people's waist line.

No. You are a black male. I hope you make this transition smoothly.

i don't believe in your right to not believe in equality. I'm fearful it will make me equal to others, but I'm a white male, so I need to feel superior at all times, or something is wrong. Ya feel me?

This is true. The shorter the blade, the more accurate the cut.

I know bones. I have the best bones. My bones will be yuge.

6'1", have been within a few pounds of 185 since high school.

This overtime is awesome. Great hockey.

Target doesn't have tomato bathrooms, you miserable shitlord. Why are you oppressing me?

I identify as a tomato, you sexist, racist, classist, genderist, misogynist, near-sighted fuck. Which bathroom should I use? How can I be safe?

yep

I had the same thought. That's a lot more than double the suggested caloric intake. But obviously it's a glandular problem.

The back and forth in this thread, especially considering hodj doesn't read Moon Bat's posts....

Last word.

No. Last word.

Her penis.

Care to elaborate? We can give you a whole string of semi-serious slapsticky advice, some of which is designed to help, some of which is designed to make you smile, some of which might come from tanoomba. You should ignore at least one of these.

Johnny, do you know what a narcissist is?

You trying to dox yourself again?

And they can make naughty films for you on their off hours.

How's your penis, Mist?

Another part of reclaimed lumber - it's already done all the warping/moving it's going to do. You biscuit join that shit together to make a table top, it's going to be smooth and true for years. Many years. And, sometimes, if you're a lucky fuck, you can find broad hardwood that is 36 inches...