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Jebus on a stick, I'm sorry, man. That sounds serious, hope it isn't. Please take care of yourself! And update your emergency contact FFS.

Dude, why are you shouting?

Please, point me to good ramen packages.

34 A is a sad place to be. Especially for an overweight man.

B or C?

No, it is the love child of Anne Hathaway and Steve Buscemi

Watch out. Some where, a woman is coming to get you.

A vegetarian lasagna is better with meat? That doesn't make sense.

I'm not mad at you. Not even a little. I am pleased to make you think so much of yourself that someone on an internet forum would actually care what your opinions are. Have a nice day.

Win so hard that you're going to point it out every time you post about it. If you keep saying it, do you believe that is how people will remember it?

Perhaps of the idiot generation.

I choose the interesting man posting on an internet forum as a woman. Why isn't that an option? My desires are being persecuted.

I'm still waiting for an invite to dinner. Lasagna with roman oxtail ragu sounds fine, thanks.

Sajak failed the 5 month litmus test. Confirmed douche canoe.

Can't argue with that. Bend over.

Without context...

So, here is the thing. You didn't feed me my asshole. Not even a bit. You can say it as loudly and frequently as you like, but you're wrong. Demonstrably wrong. You didn't 'win,' no matter what you say. But keep trying to prove it to everyone including yourself. You're bitching about the...

I'd hate to see what your posting was like if youdidcare what people here thought.

You didn't hit a nerve. I was merely correcting you as I would my children when they say incorrect things.

Incidentally, I wasn't white knighting anyone. I was merely commenting on your shit posting. Enjoy.

Holy crap. About 840 things have to be just right for all that shit to happen at once. That sucks, man.

I think I know which neighbourhood you live in!

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I made this tonight, and it's really good. Japanese Ramen Noodle Soup | BBC Good Food

At least once a year I do a BBQ for friends and have two sauces - one vinegar, the other not. Every year people seem to like the vinegar one better. I think it might be because it's uncommon here, so it's new and interesting. But I like it, too.

There was a time when this shitlord was in grace?

Digiorno

Sounds like a mighty fine party to me! You might consider some pasta salads that don't have to be warm - some are really delicious and can be made in advance so it's easy the day of the funeral. Something else to consider, and people are squeamish about this, but I promise you it would be a...

Just ate popcorn with my kids, now I have popcorn shells in my teeth. Fuck this.

Dude, I'm really sorry. That is some difficult crap to deal with. Keep working to be with your kids as much as possible. They'll notice the effort, believe me.

Just the straight up coleman propane 3 burner is what I've had for car camping for years. Works like a charm. I have the one that has one burner larger than the others, it boils water like a beast. Also large enough for two good size fry pans on it, and has a wind shield. Not terribly expensive.

Petite hands. mmmhmmm. Whatever gets you through the night.

But I can go straight from plumbing to gourmet excellence with my large torch. It's okay, Soy. We understand you're not used to dealing with large tools.

Several of our local supermarkets do cooking classes. Some couples do them, you can also have your kid's birthday party be something like learning to cook cupcakes and then they get to eat them. Kinda cool.

You people all have a lot of fart hang-ups.