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Understood. Thanks.

Did your wife get the clap this time?

In deference to you, I'll stare at boobs.

Taxes. I paid a metric fuck tonne of taxes just now. Fucking fucker fucks.

Is cuddling an asshole a gentle or forceful thing?

At least don't stare at her boobs, right?

Only when you're about to move out. Leave a present for the new owners.

Crack whores are your thing, hugely photoshopped dicks are Bisi's thing. Who are you to judge?

My wife likes to grind on me to get off during that week. We've found period sex to be fine and good, but messy. Not the end of the world, so every other or every couple months we still put towels on the bed and go to town, but often she'll grind one out, then blow me and handy me to finish...

Jimmies seem rustled

So has anyone seen anything new from these folks recently? I don't follow them all that closely outside this thread, but information seems to be at the dead level. Do they still have a staff? Why aren't they talking shit up?

I don't rrp bet. Silly. Perhaps you'll be fine. There's the possibility that you won't be. If it were me, I'd eliminate that possibility. Do as you see fit.

Man, I thought the history between you two was confined to the mod thread. Now you go and tell everyone. Does your wife know?

So, knees with indents hanging over cankles?

It was a full bra. Could motorboat.

We need to see the boobs first before we can determine if a boob job is necessary. Mist, we need boob pictures. Forscience.

Meh, I always go out in the snow with my snow blower. I am the "get it done now no matter what" kind of guy.

whelp, now we know your preference, I guess. Thanks for sharing.

That's what I'm saying. I have similar plumbing for my sump hole, and I have to have a check valve there. Any plumbing up gravity from that opening could back up there if there is heavy volume. Imagine every toilet is flushed while the kitchen sink is on, the dishwasher draining, and the washer...

That's insufficient to stop back flow from the story above.

Right. How will you prevent waste coming back out of that?

The opening you have pointing horizontal where your sink will drain - did you put a check valve on that so that other waste coming down that plumbing doesn't back up into your sink?

Hope that's a check valve so you don't get back flow...

Sweet! extra money!

I have cooked in advance for the week when I knew time would be tight. Sometimes I'll do what chaos said above, and make a big pot of soup or stew or some such shit so that it's available all week for a quick dinner, or maybe for lunches (my kids hate school lunch so we still send something with...

Wonder twin powers activate!

You're simply a beast.

dafuq is the plywood at the bottom of that shit?

What year was this? 2008 and prior had different rules to our current situation.

You guys should get a room.

There's still excitement for her to decide to bob on your meat stick for a while to lubricate things. Slinging man chowder into her face openings isn't the only reason for getting head.

No.

I'ma follow that shit.

I reheated a rice/beans/cheese/chicken thing I made this week, and washed it down with a killer IPA. Then I ate half a bag of doritos.

You should tweet this shit. Tweets of wisdom from Khane. I'd follow that shit.

I may or may not be disappointed.

side to side?