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Definitely a keeper.

This is like poetry. Also, your double standard sucks.

The true test of a relationship is your comfort level when farting with your partner around, and her comfort level letting one rip. It is known.

Is your wife gonna get it?

Oh, you found one! Outstanding.

My wife doesn't think this is a good idea. I rather like it, though.

The Dutch have a terrible way of eating Kale. Cook meat cubes (doesn't matter what kind) in the bottom of a stock pot. When the meat is over-cooked, take it out, and put cubed potatoes in the pot and cover with too much water. When the potatoes are overcooked add kale. Once the kale has been...

Post more of them. I, for one, would like to see them. You know I'm incredibly sorry for your loss, but I'd like to hear your perspective.

We have all arrangements done and paid for. If one of us bites it early, there will be virtually no decision making that has to be made. We're both full body organ donors, and then cremation. Small service with family. Ashes to be scattered at a specific place. No headstone or marker anywhere...

FTFY

My wife and I do a lot socially together, but we also have regular social times without each other. I have a group of guys I hang out with at least monthly. We try different pubs, we play poker, watch movies, etc. My wife knows all the guys, and there's no competition for time, but it's good to...

I think where I live is about the cheapest in the country. I also managed to get in with a special state thing where I promise not to develop the land for a certain amount of time (5 years at a time, I think), so I pay 1$ per acre taxes, except for the acres that have buildings on them. So I'm...

Just as all wives are your wives.

Yeah, people shouldn't be embarrassed talking to their kids about sex. The kids will be embarrassed enough. At least, they will be until they interact with you and you are not embarrassed, you're honest, and you don't make it a big deal. Don't get me wrong, I don't make light of the topic, nor...

Yeah, it's required. The "sex talk" isn't mechanics. They know to insert tab a into slot b. It's a lot more about respecting yourself, figuring out what sex looks like in a healthy relationship, when it is appropriate, and how to not let others pressure you in to making decisions you regret later.

That's like punk. Punk's not dead, it just sucks now.

No, actually. If they say anything someone has a problem with, I welcome the discussion. I am entirely appropriate with my children, if they have appropriate conversations, which I trust them to do, bring on whatever discussion that brings up.

See, and that's not cool. Don't make it a taboo or dirty subject. Make sex a natural, normal part of life that can come up at any time.

I was thinking of getting one of these to attach to my TV and stereo so I can run all the media I own through this one system with no other components. Think I could swing that?

Could probably have been worded better, but it is true.

One of the big things is to normalise sex and sexuality. Make it not a taboo subject, something that doesn't draw any kind of consistent negative response. We're pretty open about sex in our house and I'm pretty pleased with the way my 15 year old twin daughters think and talk about sex.

It's a thing here. Anything with a foundation has to be registered. House, pole barn, work shop, garage, shed. Tree house didn't have to be registered...

Eh. My place is assessed at around 810K, and I pay just around 3,500$ in taxes. 40ish acres. 5 registered buildings. Things are pretty good in Indiana, I guess.

Jebus on a stick, really? I have acreage and I don't pay that. This is why it's so hard for me to move back to Canada, even though I'd like to.

Yeah, if you can drop a couple interest points don't hesitate in any way to refinance. Totally worth it. Make your monthly payments way more comfortable. And I am a commoner. I'm just good at what I do. I have a minivan and a hyundai and a 1999 ford ranger. How much more common can you get?

How big is your mortgage if I may ask? And how high are your property taxes and insurance? Don't be afraid of refinancing. People do it every day, and it's easy to do it without much out of pocket cost for you. I did it on my last house. They need a stupidly big amount of information, but then...

I know, right? Heated grips on my motorcycle take a full 15 minutes to get warm enough to warm my hands through my leather gloves.

How the hell do you make it through a weekend?

I thought dicks were on the table, too. So to speak.

I'm about a year away from finishing my mortgage, and we plan to be in this house until death. Thanks be praised.

Now that you mention it...

You've really come around. Were you merely waiting for a reason to be pleased about dick pictures?

Well, kangaroos have vaginas, too. Thanks, Khane. You just ruined sex for everyone.

Blood is nature's lubricant.

Everything I thought of you has been confirmed.

Well, that changes things.

Yeah. That's not going to happen.