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It's hard to tell. Does this rock yet?

Consider replacing the barn doors with overhead doors. You can get them already insulated, and they're not so hard to install. Other than that, as much spray insulation as you can do. The foam is awesome for r value, but it has to be enclosed, as it's a fire hazard otherwise.

Who wouldn't go with the well groomed #3?

How bushy are your eyebrows, wombat?

You can't say that with certainty.

For fuck's sake, man. If a tranny only counts for half, dDon't discount midgets. If they are tranny midgets, you could have two, as they would each count for only one quarter. So...two men, two tranny midgets, two and a half men.

One of the places I do some work at has a totally empty fridge. That's where it goes. It's glorious. I have unlimited access to six fridges and five ovens, all within five miles. It's glorious.

Charlie Sheen, another dude, and a midget?

I'ma pick up the turkey Wednesday at noon, and put it in the cooler covered with ice. Then, Thursday afternoon, I'll put it in the brine and refrigerate. Saturday morning the cooking will start. Sounds like a plan. Doing Gordon Ramsay's duck recipe. Always delicious. Leaves me with nice duck...

Yeah, I'm getting a fresh turkey Wednesday, but not cooking it until Saturday. I don't want to freeze it if I can avoid it.

Pretty sure Les Miles won't have a problem finding another job. There's going to be a lot of coach shuffling this year.

Can I brine a turkey for 2 days?

Isn't that part of everyone's Thanksgiving tradition?

Need some nipple definition work, I think.

Really you should just post a picture of what you have now, then we'll make suggestions.

Well, as you can see from the film, Ben Stiller is obviously taking himself seriously. He's working toward his Oscar nomination with films such as this, obviously. You have to expect everyone involved in the film to take themselves that seriously. I'm pretty sure they will mention other...

I prefer Cats with Trump's hair memes.

Penis of Hillary Clinton - Penis Analyzer

Turkey is my least favourite bird to cook for holiday meals. Goose and Duck are both entirely superior meats. However, I gave in and am getting a regular turkey this year. I'm a try Alton Brown's thing, even if he's a weirdo.

The Notre Dame game was a little uncomfortable, because while BC's defense is ranked best in the country, their offense is among the worst. They shouldn't have scored so much. They really need to work on defense, but I think they deserve a playoff spot. Depending on their performance against...

I agree with Eomer. Fuck you.

But asshole boss is still in the picture? Why isn't his ass getting booted?

Good to know. I'll avoid that, then.

Little known fact: Hillary Clinton is tub-girl.

Chaos, what type of balls? Fresh from the shower balls? Immediately post work out balls? Fresh from having the balls slap against the ass hole of J49's whores balls? I need this information for science.

I read the article. Do you really believe that protection will eliminate all sodomy in his future? Try reading critically next time.

Did you all notice that now that Subway is no longer providing him sandwiches he is a fat fuck again? Also, kiddie diddler in prison. He's going to have a pleasant time, don't you think?

Like you have better offers.

Man. I don't get that shit. 38 years together, just cohabit if things are rough. Makes retirement finances hard and everyone gets bitter. Sorry, man. Hope things go smoothly.

Yeah. Chick fil a. Fuck them. Seriously. Had Sobe Pomegranate water from a soda fountain today. That shit's pretty good.

Perhaps we should start a kickstarter to get her a sybian. That might make him happy.

Easy. Etoille, Cad, you.

As Furry's path to rehabilitation was rendered impossible by the uber shitlord Draegan, I believe he should be unshawed. So say we all.

More permanent than AIDS?

A+ thread rename. Would handjob whatever mod did it for a poz load.

Dude, what's the update? Wife action? Deena blow jobs?

Chuk confirmed bi-curious.

And those pictures of soygen. Who can figure that shit out?

I believe a better question is "Mist, are you circumcised or not?"